Happy 4th Birthday, Wii U. RIP.
When you realize you're not the target demographic: TV commercials advertising catheters
Buys new Wii game. Can't find nunchuk. Buys nunchuk. Tries to play Wii game. Batteries in Wii remote have exploded. Cleans Wii remote. Pilfers 360 controller batteries. Don't work. Pilfers keyboard batteries. Work. 10 mins later batteries die. FML