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Dicey Dungeons is in fact a very good time.

 
 
 
 
 

I ate two donuts in a row, and now I'm dead.

 
 
 

Ice cold take: The Evil Within seems way better on the second playthrough when you already know what bullshit to expect.

 
 
 

Ruiner has a style that I just adore, but it's gameplay doesn't click with me at all, and that super sucks.

 
 
 

All I want is a smart phone that also has a slide-out qwerty keyboard.

 
 

Dude, this Democratic debate is way gutsier--I can't believe they invited the raving bag lady outside the building onto the stage.

 
 

Even Toast is bored as fuck with the Democratic debate.


 
 
 
 

Surprise! You just gambled away $200 on worthless bullshit! --EA, having a great time


 
 
 

Some days you're member of Queen. Other days you're a Cottonmouth King. Some days you're Emilio Estevez. Other days you're Charlie Shee-ee-ee-eeeeen.

 
 
 
 

TFW you don't usually eat a whole muffin for breakfast, but you think fuck it I'm going to eat a whole muffin for breakfast and this sugary coffee drink, because I'm sad and want to destroy myself, so then you eat the entire muffin and drink the entire...

 
 

In case you need to shit on the sidewalk.


 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I can't decide if this photograph looks more like a Jaws poster or a dick.


 
 
 
 

About Kyle Yadloskyone of us since 1:58 PM on 02.06.2018

Formerly community member Vadicta, Kyle Yadlosky is a man capable of recounting every scene from Tommy Boy in detail and perfect order to the morbid surprise of anyone within earshot. This talent is the sign of some childhood trauma, no doubt. He's a lover of splatter, exploitation, and esoteric art films. He's been writing for years for websites such as Dorkly.com and across a number of literary journals. He thinks samurais are great and ninjas are shit and will fight anyone who thinks otherwise.
 
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