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The only thing I love about my cat is that he refuses to love me.


 
 

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Wearing glasses for the first time since I was a kid. Taking some getting used to. There's a weird disconnect between me and everything I see as if all the world is a POV porno, now.


 
 

Mr. Who-Ha's getting some this weekend, fellas!


 
 

My mom's the only person following me on Twitter, and now my jokes about interracial pornography seem weird.

 
 

TFW you asleep and some asshole just up and grab your belly.


 
 
 
 
 
 

I'm going back to old comments to see who downvoted me, and now you're all on fucking notice. Especially this salty bitch.


 
 
 

Homeless guy shouting across the street at me: "Yeah I'm talking to you... Swizzle!"

 
 
 
 

Got sick so stayed home and had a turkey and cheese melt. Called my dad, but the connection messed up, and he got annoyed and told me to try again on Christmas. Quietly laying and catching up on literature is honestly making for a great Thanksgiving.


 
 

TFW you're innocently reading an article on the internet and you didn't know what the hell you were getting yourself into.


 
 

There's a website called BangGood, and it's somehow against all odds not pornography(???)


 
 
 
 
 

Toast is the guy who comes to game night and just fucks everything up.


 
 
 
 
 

The first toy I remember playing with is a nail. A neighbor girl had a princess figure, and my nail was her butler. They fell in love. #Personalfactoid

 
 

Sleepaway Camp 2 was pretty fun. That's twelve hours terrorized. Now, excuse me as I pass out in my seat and never make it home.

 
 

Sugar Hill was every bit as wonderfully over the top as I hoped. And last in the macabre marathon is Sleepaway Camp 2.


 
 

Blood Quantum was a super great, well-shot, and ultra-bloody triumph. Keep your eyes peeled for it. Next up is Sugar Hill, which I've wanted to see for some time!


 
 

About Kyle Yadloskyone of us since 1:58 PM on 02.06.2018

Formerly community member Vadicta, Kyle Yadlosky is a man capable of recounting every scene from Tommy Boy in detail and perfect order to the morbid surprise of anyone within earshot. This talent is the sign of some childhood trauma, no doubt. He's a lover of splatter, exploitation, and esoteric art films. He's been writing for years for websites such as Dorkly.com and across a number of literary journals. He thinks samurais are great and ninjas are shit and will fight anyone who thinks otherwise.
 
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