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From Dusk

David Cage fucking drives me nuts.  Don't get me wrong, I love Quantic Dream and I have mostly enjoyed playing their games, what with their ever evolving take on "cinematic" gameplay. But the problem is Mr. Cage doesn't quite have the ...


A Wretch Like Me

"Alright, ready to go?" My brother asked. It was November 7th, 2006. I had been waiting on him to take me to GameStop to pick up Gears of War, supposedly the most delicious looking game ever made. My bones felt like melty sugar, and my head...


A Belated Blog

I meant to post this much earlier and just came across it, and since my previous blog was so slapdash, here's a freebie. ACTUAL BLOGGING COMMENCE! Betrayer Expectations have a tendency to sully even the most impressive efforts by game ...



ok so I'm a big dork. I saved up and got me a decent PC, a PS4, Wii U, and an Xbone, cuz damn if games aren't my favoritest thing after makin music (tho sometimes I get the feeling games may have a distinct advantage). And I've been en...


Title of Blog

I am sitting here on a bus. Writing this down. I just turned 31 yesterday. Treated myself to chinese food and a cheap copy of Katamari Damacy. Brought me back just seeing that game's name. Good ol' playstation 2.  Playstation 2 wa...


Catch You on the Flip Side

Reew Games appears to be a small, independent video game developer out of Russia. They have never released a game, to my knowledge. Their first game is in development, and it's called Reverse Side. It utilises Unreal Engine 4, is set o...


May You Receive All You Ask For

What. A. Month. Whew! Ok, so it's been awhile. I'm relatively new to PC Gaming, you see. I played PC back in the day of Doom, and Rise of the Triad, but right around Quake and Dark Forces my computer became out of date. Being that I was j...


"what's a zork?"

My dear friend Cleo recently introduced me to a game called A Dark Room. If you haven't played it, do so now. it's on iThings and the PC version is free if you have a decent browser. Onward! So, A Dark Room is a MOSTLY text based adven...


We're in a tight spot!

Salublations and teethings to all, my name is often Luke and sometimes kumasimc and i'm now on that perilous precipice of first bloggerdom hoping above all that by the time anyone reads these I will have honed my skill and achieved the rank...


About Kumasimcone of us since 3:31 PM on 04.02.2014

I am luke. i write music. i play games. i ramble rant and rave. be kind to me or treat me mean.


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