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Happy Birthday to Nathan D and Inquisitive Ravenclaw, you're some of our best posters! Careful with that knife Nathan!


It has occurred to me that the version of the lyrical masterpiece "Hard in da Paint" I posted yesterday was censored to hell and back. Therefore, to rectify this, I'm giving you a double dose of #CatGirlFriday and Waka Flocka Flame this weekend.


Happy #CatGirlFriday everyone. It's been a long time since I last made a Q-post. But since that time I've become enlightened. Thus, I ask you, have you heard the good news of the savior of music, Waka Flocka Flame?


I am so goddamn tired of fucking political shitposts.


Hey guys, just wanted to pop in and say I'm still alive, and I'm still the same old Kaiser, except with a more AESTHETIC avatar. Also, if anyone wants to see a neat drawing of Saddam Hussein as an anime girl, just tell me in the comments


Finna dance for that mf Vizier my guy 😂👌🔥💯


It's my birthday. Normally I'd say the community here is the best gift I could ask for. Today though, I can't, since this is probably the greatest gift of all time.


Getting into a street fight with a yoga instructor in the parking lot at Whole Foods over an off-color comment he made about you and your common law wife's open relationship. #MyBattlefield


After two years in this community I've finally made my first E3 scorecard. Read it and weep bois.


I got around to seeing FLCL Progressive and I'm actually really interested to see where it goes. I like that they're not copying the beats of the original so much as going in their own, almost opposite direction. More in the comments.


#UnpopularOpinionToid They should make a sequel to Girls Und Panzer called Girls And Huey about schoolgirls who pilot helicopters. The theme song is a cover of "It Ain't Me" by Credence sung by the voice actresses. It's called "It Ain't Watashi."


Happy birthday to my man Torchman, hope y'all have a great day, with lots of mechs.


Thicc girls 😩💯 can appropriate my culture 🇸🇻🇵🇷 any day of the week 💦🔥


About Kristmas Kaiserone of us since 9:32 AM on 02.28.2016

"King Kaiser looks like he(?)'s boutta drop the hottest mixtape of 20XX."
- Anonymous

King Kaiser, the OG Magical Girl of the East Side, is here on the best gaming community on the internet. You're probably wondering, "who the hell is King Kaiser, and why do I wanna be him so bad?" I'll tell you why:


King Kaiser plays the best games from every era. He has played such masterpieces as Metal Gear Solid 3, Super Mario Galaxy, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and many more. His favorite era of gaming is the PS2 era, since it is unquestionably the best and he is not at all blinded by childhood nostalgia.


King Kaiser is undoubtedly a weeb of culture and taste. He watches stuff from all genres, but his favorites include such venerable series as Gundam, Love Live, and Cowboy Bebop, a Shinichirō Watanabe joint. Destructoid may not be about anime, but he posts about it anyway, because he knows it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission.


King Kaiser is a man of of diverse interests, including music from every genre, sports from around the world, dope outfits, and sick memes. He currently studies history, and will one day teach the world about it using pop culture references.

Now you know a little bit about who King Kaiser is, but to understand him, you must follow him. Also, don't try to cross him, because he rolls with a tough crew.

IDK why you're still reading, the bio's up there.