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Why You Should Adopt Sonic9jct's Avatar and Take it to the Max-- I Mean PAX

I like how Tubatic went about this, what with a Top Ten list and all, so I shall do the same! So without further ado, here are ten reasons why YOU, yes you Mr. PAX Attendee, should take my avatar with you to PAX and carry it around like a creepy security blanket. Once my avatar is adopted, I will send the adoptee a larger version of it.


1. First off, it's a mutherfuckin' bee! What's cooler than that? Oh wait, it's in space. AMAZING. And I drew it myself. That makes it self-sustaining.

2. I was a frequent user of the Goodwill thread on the RetroforceGO! forums. My best find? A complete in box 6-pack of classic LucasArts games that fetches for about $90 on the internet. I bought it for $15.

3. I have played the classic PS1 game LSD and have lived to tell the tale.

4. I made a RetroforceGO! game last year. How's that for dedication?

5. I will be going to my first year of college in two weeks. So even if I wanted to go to PAX, I couldn't because I am fulfilling my patriotic duty. What have you done with your life today?

6. I am down with friendly, non-sexual cuddling in bed with friends. And so is my avatar.

7. I was Mr. Destructoid for one glorious day. It was amazing.

8. PAX spelled backwards is "XAP" which could be pronounce like "ZAP" which kinda sounds like "ZZZ" which kinda looks like "BZZ" which is the noise a bee would make and my avatar IS a bee. Coincidence?

9. I've purchased three different Dtoid t-shirts, so if I were at PAX I could promote Dtoid for an entire weekend. Could the same be said about you? Well, my avatar could make that possible.

10. Because I love you.
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About John Charles Holmesone of us since 9:45 AM on 03.29.2009

Hello! I am J. C. T. Holmes, aka Sonic9jct (the jct is pronounced "jay-see-tee"). I am a retro gamer. I'm slowly growing my game library which has very recently capped 175 games! Woohoo! I aspire to become a game developer and I really like animation and comic strips. Also, I'm not very sure what I should be writing in a profile thing, so here's some random facts.

My Favorite Games

Sonic the Hedgheog 2
Rocket Knight Adventures
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Beyond Good & Evil
We <3 Katamari
Mega Man 2
Mega Man 9
The Red Star
Metal Slug 3
Metal Gear Solid
Super Metroid
Metroid Zero Mission
Klonoa 2
Crash Bandicoot 3
Mr Driller
Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike
Yoshi's Island
Earthworm Jim
Earthworm Jim 2
Mario Kart DS
Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo
Super Smash Bros Brawl
Blaster Master
Puyo Pop
Little Nemo the Dream Master
Aladdin (Genesis)
Threads of Fate
Kingdom Hearts
Super Mario Galaxy
Excite Truck
The Secret of Monkey Island
Timesplitters 2
Ghosts 'n' Goblins
Sam & Max episodes
Um Jammer Lammy
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
Rhythm Tengoku Gold
Mother 3
Rhythm Tengoku
Marvel vs Capcom 2
Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Solid 4
PSN ID:Sonic9jct
Mii code:378 2213 0631 4396


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