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Monstertoid? Monster Monday? *cracks knuckles* This day was made for me.


I know it was all announced last week, but today is my last day at Destructoid. I'll pop back in when I'm able to, but thank you so much to you lot for making the time I've been here great! First writing job at a major site, and I'm so proud of Dtoid! <3


My entry for Villaintoid: Saren Arterius from Mass Effect. Not huge on BioWare games, but Saren is just so well written. Ruthless, scary, but also really tragic.


I don't really know what to say at the moment, other than thank you all so much for the fantastic last year and a half. I love this site a whole bunch. <3


So I'm now officially Destructoid's Hardware Editor! I am literally Robocop and/or Iconic Watch Dogs Guy.


Trying to learn how to not be awful at drawing, so here's an angry Vol'Jin because I love him.


Lying on my bed and playing Victor Vran with the Steam controller. This is the life.


Just realised tomorrow is the one-year anniversary of me starting writing for Destructoid! Thanks for the fun year everyone, hope the next year is even better!


About Joe Parlockone of us since 9:29 AM on 04.09.2015

Destructoid's former Hardware Editor. Has a, quite frankly, disturbingly large collection of Monsters Inc. merchandise that nobody ever seems to ask him about. Still, he's mostly harmless.


Backed crowdfunding projects:

- Aviary Attorney
- Superhot
- Hover: Revolt of Gamers
- 8BitGoggles on Patreon
- Mitch Alexander (developer of Tusks: the Orc Dating Sim) on Patreon