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I'm the #3 Rick Roll on the Internets

Ron Workman informed me today that I'm the #3 Rick Roll on the innertrons. See for yourself I Rick Rolled Cliffy B with that video. In case you didn't know, I like to Rick Roll (I'm assuming it's no surprise at this point so I'm putting...

 
 
 

Throat Singtoid

When I heard that Charlie Suh was an accomplished throat singer, I became awfully excited because I, too, dabble in some throat singing myself. Please listen to one of my more recent songs and let me know if I have a future in this or not....

 
 
 
 
 

Ron Workman gets 38.7 out of 10?

OK, so I am browsing GameTrailers.com and I see Ron's Kain and Lynch review as one of the featured vids. Now, we all (most of us) knew that Ron's vid was a featured vid and linked on the front page, but what took me by surprise was that the...

 
 
 

Temple of the Ocean King sucks balls

I'm really loving Zelda Phantom Hourglass... all except for the Temple of the Ocean King. OK, first let me rewind a bit. I hate time limits in games. It's not that I suck at games with time limits, I just don't enjoy them. I understand ...

 
 
 
 

Bestest Greeting Card(s) Eva! Must See!

Here at Destructoid, we get A LOT of emails. BlindsideDork, GoldenDonut, and the rest of the staff can confirm this speculative statement. The emails consist mostly of tips, but we also get our fair share of spam, naked pics of Cowzilla, an...

 
 
 

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I signed into Xbox Live this morning to find two of my friends (PonyBones and ETron) playing Mass Effect. Etron, a staff member over at x360a.com, told me that K-Mart broke street date. PonyBones told me the same. I was out the door on my...

 
 
 

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Muhammad Al-'Arifi, Saudi marriage expert, isn't into video games but he does believe in violence. During a Saudi and Kuwaiti television broadcast in September, he teaches young men how to beat their wives. Some of his suggestions include...

 
 
 

Better sexual performance thanks to the PS3

Destructoid readers may have the biggest cocks on the internet but all of us struggle with the ladies from time to time. For those of you who aren't performing as well as Gameboi or any other top-notch porn star, trying giving this new mov...

 
 
 
 

I gave in and changed my gamertag

Remember when my gamertag got banned? After spending enough time on the phone with support, I filed an appeal with Microsoft. The supervisor I spoke with suggested I change my gamertag in the meantime and if my appeal goes through, they...

 
 
 

NARparty Techno Remix

Word on the innerwebs is that NARparty #1 in Cincinnati last weekend was epic. Well, this is true. Only NARparty could get Ron Workman to play Guitar Hero and only NARparty could create such fantabulous montages. In the spirit of Justin ...

 
 
 

I'm Rich, Bitch!!!

Many Dtoiders might recall Ron Workman stating that he will never play Guitar Hero. He even went as far as to state that he will give upwards of $1000 to anyone able to produce a picture of him even holding a Guitar Hero controller. It'll ...

 
 
 

Halo 4 - Hands On

Cats across the world are dressed up as Master Chief which can only mean one thing: Halo 3 is out! While fans at the Halo 3 launch event at the Best Buy epicenter in Florence, Kentucky were waiting in line to Finish the Fight, some of your ...

 
 
 

Contest! Teh Halo’s, let me win them for you

Remember when iRaf tried to help us win the halo’s? Well, I won, I guess, and I’d like to pass the winnings on to you, my fellow Destructoid community members. However, I must be fair during all winning distributions, so I decided the...

 
 
 

Out of the Office: 9/10/07 - 9/17/07

I will be going to Portland Oregon this week. I'll be visiting family and Nex. I don't have a lot of time to write up a big mushy goodbye, but I would like to meet some of the Dtoid community while I'm out there. If you are interested,...

 
 
 

Trip Acid At Work

You may have seen this before, but it's Friday and I'm enjoying this in the middle of a Chipotle-comatose. Funny what your eyes see, especially when blood is dripping down your spine.

 
 
 
 

Destructoid Fireworks Party w/ Greybush

PAX07 may be over, but that doesn’t mean the Destructoid community just crawls back in their caves like so many hibernating bears. Over Labor Day Weekend, a bunch of us got together, got drunk, got to meet Ron Workman’s mom, got more drunk...

 
 
 

Tazar You Bitch!

Tazar has the coolest license plate in Ohio. Also, I'm stealzing it this weekend. Also, I hate you Tazar. Also, cocks.

 
 
 
 

Contest: Meet Ron Workman

This could be you! Believe it or not, there are actually people, real people, writing the words you read every day on Destructoid. It's hard to imagine, but bear with me. Well, now you can meet some of those people, including the legen...

 
 
 

Suspect: Greybush

Name: Greybush Age: Eleventy Height: 69 Weight: Thirteenish Race: Mexican Case Number: NE14A6T9 Incident: Drunken Shenanigans Officer: Joe Burling At about 2100 hours on August 29th 2007, I was called to a local bar in Northern Kentuc...

 
 
 

Why HD-DVD is better (for now)

I've always liked HD-DVD better than Blu-Ray because of the feature set offered exclusively on the former. When I ran across this article on CNet, I was reading and loathing the fact that Blu-Ray was winning, but I noticed something in t...

 
 
 

Destructoid Shirts FTW!

I just got my first Destructoid shirt in the mail. Have you been out to the new Destructoid store yet? Check it out. [Thanks for posing, Ashley]

 
 
 
 

Did the PS3 Really Drop In Price?

Many people came when Sony announced that they were dropping the price of the PS3 to $500. Considering such, it wasn't too shocking to also find out that Sony announced an 80GB PS3 for $600. Woah, I just had a case of deja vu. D...

 
 

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