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Alternate Reviewality: Too Human

What can I say about Silicon Knights' masterpiece, Too Human, that hasn't already been said before? From its engaging and enthralling storyline to the kind of gameplay that should have been seen in the medium six years ago, Too Human is a...

 
 
 

First Jimpressions: Crisis Core

I finally picked up Crisis Core for the PSP after months of putting it off, and I must say I am pleasantly surprised by the proceedings. I really was expecting another shitty FFVII cash-in but I'm finding a very robust game in there. I actu...

 
 
 

Sarcastic Gamer recommends The Sterling

Sarcastic Gamer recently ran an article recommending its top 5 gaming writers. Topping a list that includes Kotaku's Owen Good (who does an awesome weekend job there) and 1UP's Jeff Green was yours truly. I now present the case Sarcastic Ga...

 
 
 
 

Mario's Dirty Portal

I've outdone myself this time. I fully expect Shigeru Miyamoto to be banging down my door with a big fuck-off check and and a bucket full of praise. P.S cunts

 
 
 

This makes me laugh ...

We know how to advertise here at Destructoid. That's some classy shit right there. Also, here's a related bonus piece of artwork that touches on modern day issues:

 
 
 

England, home of the sadist (NVGR)

I wrote this rant up in my private blog, but I am so disgusted by the state of affairs in my homeland that I wanted to make it more public. Last week one end of my road was closed off, meaning I had to take the long route to a fucking b...

 
 
 
 
 

Jim the dirty sellout

Oi cunts, Check out this little article on IGN UK called Fear 101: A Beginner's Guide to Survival Horror. It is an article on the Internet that you can read with your eyes: Clicktung! Please draw one's attention to the name under the tit...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

GRiD and the Expo and Sparks

Oi cunts, I've had some questioning as to where my skank ho ass has been these past two days. I've actually been up in grim, dirty, Lancashire-hotpot-eating Northern Northland with Mr. Wardrox, to check out the review code for GRiD. Unfort...

 
 
 

Sterling tackles fanfiction: Silent Hill 2

On this episode of Sterling Tackles Fanfiction, Destructoid's British editor turns his writing talents to the world of Silent Hill, one of his favorite game franchises of all time. What will happen when Sterling attempts the most flattering...

 
 
 
 
 

Ah observation from an observant observationist

On the one hand, you have people bagging on Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts because it's a totally different approach to the formula and completely shakes up the original gameplay. On the other hand, you have people bagging on Gears of War 2 b...

 
 
 

Jack Thompson talks a lot

Wow. The recording for the Sterling/Thompson debate is done. I decided to let him say a lot of stuff, but although he likes to interrupt, he doesn't like being interrupted. Keeping him on for nearly an hour was very difficult, and eventua...

 
 
 

Second Jimpressions: GTA IV

I mentioned I may do a second Jimpressions, because let's face it, the biggest release of the year kind of deserves it. I've put a few hours in now, and have felt my way around, plus the initial bitter disappointment I felt has subdued and ...

 
 
 

First Jimpressions: GTA IV

How did this game get a 10 from anywhere? Oh right, money and fear. That is pretty much all I can think of to explain how a game with nightmarish combat and some of the worst handling cars in all creation got close to perfect scores. Oh f...

 
 
 
 

In which Sterling considers a Mac Book Thing

Includes for your pleasure: Emma Watson vadge discussion intermission, and outing my ladytype as a terrorist. [15:34] jimothy_sterling: I still want a Mac Book when I move [15:34] jimothy_sterling: I am tempted to see this stable system t...

 
 
 

I Can Design A Destructoid T-Shirt!

With Niero announcing that he wants Destructoid community members to design T-shirts, I figured I'd put my legendary artistic skills to use to design a shirt for us that is both edgy, informative and above all, stylish. Be the envy of your ...

 
 
 

I am the next Miyamoto

Nintendo should hire me to make games for Nintendo games systems because I can design good Nintendo games. Also, I blame this on the games industry being dead on Sundays.

 
 
 

Spot the Homie

This is a game you actually play! It is called Spot The Homie and it is a game of dexterity and observation for all the family. In the following pictures, I have cleverly and sneakily hidden a "homie" among the scenery, and it's up to YOU t...

 
 
 
 

Back from Cancun and I'd like to thank ...

... my body for holding back what foul evil deviance is currently trying to force its way up my throat. Seriously, I was able to hold back much of the coughing during the Cancun trip but like, the second I finally got into my house, I start...

 
 

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