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The Obligatory PAX Prime CBlog

You can tell it's been too long since I posted a Community Blog as it took me ten fucking minutes to find the right page! Anyway, never mind all that bollocks because I'm trying to talk about PAX Prime! Last week was my first ever PAX, and...

 
 
 
 

Mr. Sterling on Original Gamer

O HAI! More shameless self promotion for you. I was recently interviewed on the Original Gamer podcast where we chatted about Destructoid, and the recent controversies that have made yours truly such a pain in the arse these past few month...

 
 
 
 
 

So guess what was in my closet ...

Seriously. That was in the closet in our apartment. I've been here almost a year and I did not know there was a Dreamcast just lying around in a closet. This is both amazing and ludicrous. I think it belonged to my stepson, hence why I ...

 
 
 

Everything on Wikipedia is literally true

For some reason, I have a Wikipedia page. Despite the fact it has numerous issues and has been vandalized countless times, it's managed to stay up for about a year. I do not know why. Anyway, people who think about me and my life more than ...

 
 
 

Why I Love Destructoid

1: Any other Web site would have fired me by now. Seriously. The amount of times my long-suffering Editor-in-Chief Nick Chester has to talk to me about the latest ruckus I've caused and the latest phone call he's received about something te...

 
 
 

Samit is the movies!

From the people who brought you Samitsu and Samit the Hedgehog, we now have a Hollywood blockbuster to rival the most dark and macabre horrors on Earth. I give you:

 
 
 

First Jimpressions: Killzone 2

After much patient waiting, Killzone 2 finally arrived this afternoon and I have been spending the afternoon wallowing in its gray space fascism. We'll be bringing you a review as soon as we're able, but I thought I thought I'd share some i...

 
 
 
 
 

Help me get X-Blades swag for utter bullsh*t

If you have a Twitter account, I hereby request that you help me screw up a voting system just for the simple pleasure of having something utterly terrible win a prize it doesn't deserve. Southpeak is offering X-Blades swag for the lucky ...

 
 
 

Sour Wine

I have concluded that if I take these sour grapes and use those to make the wine that you will ask me if I would like cheese to go with, I can actually make sour wine, the most powerful metaphor for complaints ever concocted. Or, I could ...

 
 
 

Jesus Christ, it IS Tyra Tuesday!!!

It's Tyra Tuesday everybody! I'm not even sure wtf a Tyra Banks is, but I do know it's TYRA TUESDAY and that means that anybody who doesn't celebrate Tyra Banks gets BANNED! You surely read Kotaku's very informative "how not to get banned...

 
 
 

Samit Sarkar does it again!

Hot off the heels of taking Japan by storm with SAMITSU, our lovable Sports Games Editor is at it again with yet another triumph over popular culture. This man's profile is shooting into the stratosphere. There's not telling how high he...

 
 
 
 

An open letter to trolls -- GET AVATARS

It's become a kind of running joke that when I post something that contains an opinion, the post will be descended upon by trolls that haven't even bothered to find avatars, indicating that their sole purpose on Dtoid is to lurk and give me...

 
 
 

United States Visa GET!

For the better part of a year, the question "How is Jim's move to the States coming along?" has been asked, only to be met with the same answer: "Oh it's happening." Well, today we have DEVELOPMENTS. So developed are these developments, in ...

 
 
 

First Jimpressions: Gears of War 2

So, I picked up Gears of War 2 and Fallout 3 today, preparing for an epic day of dystopian gaming while I recover from a bladder infection. That shit makes it feel like you're pissing hot hammers, yo! That was pretty exciting, but videogame...

 
 
 

This weekend, stuff happening, yeah?

UK DTOIDERS OI YOU CUNTS! Things are happening. Tomorrow night sees the return of Video Games Live to the British Isles as Tallarico n' pals do their thing at the South Bank. Wardrox and I will be there and you can come and tell us how shi...

 
 
 

Tokyo Game Show 2008: Sterling is bloody ready!

As you can see, the British arm of Team Destructoid is ready to hit Japan with all the fury of a caged rapist. Decked out in the classiest gear, he will be joining Nick Chester and Dale North to bring you the hottest fap material from the...

 
 
 

Making an announcement on the frontpage at 5pm

Oi cunts, Stay tuned to Destructoid at 5pm tonight, where I will have a fun announcement for you all. It involves Destructoid, another Web site, and my own deep, personal, painful humiliation. It will be something that only YOU guys can he...

 
 
 

Occupation: Reviews editor, Destructoid.com

So I finally quit the cab firm! It was Saturday night, a new and atrocious phone system had been installed that puts a painfully shrill and loud ring directly in your ear (because they haven't bothered to set them up properly) and the nigh...

 
 
 

Sterling makes his print debut (and misses it)

O Hai, So, Dtoid alumni and ol' war buddy of mine David Houghton informed me that I was published in PSM3 last month. I did a little freelance for the magazine (an old favorite of mine) a while back but didn't realize it was already publis...

 
 
 

Moving into the adult film market

I have decided to take a break from my award-winning videogame adaptations and instead venture in the world of adult film. I believe I will be able to bring the creativity and experience gained in designing educational and entertaining so...

 
 
 

The game idea that will make my fortune!

I am going to pitch this one to Blizzard and get a slice of that sweet, sweet MMO pie. I don't think the folks at ActiBlizz are gonna wanna turn down THIS hot World of Warcraft expansion: So, Mr. Kotick? Should I expect the check now or ...

 
 
 

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