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Why I truly love Destructoid.

<longblog> Fuck this meme. For cereal. Getting me all choked up and reminiscing. Nevermind, it's actually kind of nice to reminisce and think of the several reasons that I truly love Destructoid. The biggest reason that I love Dest...

 
 
 

Final Fantasy Gaiden: 4 Warriors of Light Gameplay

Yeah, so gameplay of Final Fantasy Gaiden: 4 Warriors of Light is online, and it is beautiful. I'm actually really excited for this game as it looks like it's going to be incredible, and yet another step up for the capabilities of the DSi...

 
 
 

Monthly GET: Swag Haul Win.

So, this month I really didn't get very many games as I was completely fucked from every possible angle by my wonderful bank that couldn't possibly be Bank of America. After $400 in fees, games quickly became scarce prey for myself. Howeve...

 
 
 

Another New Tingle Advertisement in Famitsu

Tiny Cartridge posted a scan of the latest advertisement for the new Tingle game that is apparently in the works for the Nintendo DS. The text on the advertisement translates to "Ah!" and there's a teaser site for the game now as well. T...

 
 
 

Everyone Else Has: E309 Predictions

It would seem that the big topic among the community blogs as of late has been the creation of everyone's own Electronic Entertainment Expo predictions. Some of them have been serious, and a couple quite accurate as of late. Others, were cr...

 
 
 

Monthly GET: It's Been a LONG While Edition

Well Gentleman, and Ladies, it has been a long ass time since I posted on Destructoid. I've been practicing my lurking in the high up mountains of the Andes, focusing my skills of not saying anything for what seems like years, and I feel th...

 
 
 

New Destructoid is NEW and AWESOME!

I must say guys, the new DTOID looks fan-fucking-tastic! I'll probably avoid Fall of Liberty but goddamn this place looks HAWT! This is probably the nicest I have EVER seen this place, even better than Bioshock. And Bioshock was fucking ...

 
 
 

OMG, on WWE...

So, I was watching WWE RAW like literally 20 seconds ago, and there was a big ass Destructoid robot sign in the crowd. You should be able to see it as its around in the area where the camera tends to congregate mostly, showing the majorit...

 
 
 

Costume Crashers!: The most Awesome costume EVAR.

It takes someone of massive lose to not respect the creator of this epic costume. It's masterly crafted exterior is a thing of beauty of a glorious testament to the awesome game that Castle Crashers will be. It's awesome that a simple loo...

 
 
 

Limited Edition!: JLanphear Community Blog

As I'm sure the entirety of the internet knows at this point, Destructoid is holding a HUGE contest, with the prize being the brand spankin' new PSTriple 80GB Motorstorm Bundle. And of course, as I am NOT the proud owner of a Playstation ...

 
 
 

Dtoid looks f'ing sweet right now...

Srsly guys...the whole Bioshock look is fucking amazing. Nice job with it. It makes Dtoid look so fuckin ominous. I LOVE IT. The way you guys even put detail into the menu is awesome, really brings out the look. Also, I need to update m...

 
 
 

VROOOOM! Destructoid pwns Forza 2 and its roads

Well, in the Forza 2 custom paintjob post, I stated that I would be making a Destructoid Forza 2 paintjob. And, because I'm a man of my word, I have. This is pushing about 600 total layers, and is about 6-7 hours worth of work. I would li...

 
 
 

About JLanphearone of us since 9:37 PM on 12.22.2006

EEEYYYYYYY. . .

I'm JLanphear.

My Mother named me Joshua, and many others call me Phear, as that is my usual internet alias, as well as my handle on most things as well. I'm from Michigan, but currently reside in sunny Los Angeles, CA. I'm going to school at the Art Institute of California for Graphic Design, and after graduating from there, will probably return to school again for a degree in writing as well.

I've been a gamer for most of my life and am proud to say I have owned at one point, damn near every console that's been on these shores. I like to think of myself as a collector, though I seem to be forced to part with my games quite often (though that's not happening anymore and I'm taking my collection much more seriously now).

Name: Joshua
Current Dwelling: LA, CA
Twitter: CLICK HERE.
Favorite Movie: Star Trek (it changes a lot), Casshern
Favorite Song: Put It Off by Pulse Ultra
Favorite Game: The Ace Attorney Saga, The World Ends With You

Currently Owned Systems: Xbox 360, Playstation 2, Nintendo DSi, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64
Games I Play Online: Resident Evil 5, Halo 3, Street Fighter IV

Most Recent Haul: BlazkBlue: Calamity Trigger, Tons of fucking swag. . .



<3 TAOKAKA~