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Swapgame are a bunch of wankers.

It's a little bit long, but it has pictures, and if it stops you from giving these people money, then it was worth it. These guys: are f*****g criminals! So you may have heard of these people before, you may not. This is how they portra...


Not my Turning Point gaming rig

This is my gaming rig for the Turning Point competition. Dell Xps M170 Laptop: 2.26 Intel Centrino CPU 2GB Ram NVIDIA GeForce Go 7800 GTX 80GB HDD My 32" AOC HD TV with 2.1 LG Speakers. And last but no means least; my Nintendo Wii. My ...


About Iolausone of us since 4:49 AM on 11.08.2007

Name: Jordan Bradbury
Location: Cardiff, Wales, UK
Date of Birth: October 21, 1988
Marital Status: Single but passively seeking.
Currently whiling my hours away on: Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Destructoid User Name: iolaus (not lolaus) BTWBBQ!



Game Systems Owned:
Sega Master System 2 - Sadly lost in the sands of time.
N64 - In a cupboard at home.
Gamecube - Sold on ebay for spare parts after I broke it by throwing my controller at it in a fit of rage....(SSX On Tour).
Wii - Sitting under my TV.
Nintendo DS (original, none of this 'Lite' stuff) - sitting on my scanner.
Dell XPS M170 laptop - under my hands.
PS3 - Sweet heaven above, I love it.

Ten Games I freaking love: (not in order)
01. Zelda Majora's Mask
02. Portal
03. Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
04. Link's Awakening
05. Elder Scrolls: Oblivion
06. Banjo Tooie
07. Half Life 2
08. Civilization IV
09. Command and Conquer Generals
10. Super Mario Sunshine (don't kill me)

Ten Bands I like: (again; no order)
01. Placebo
02. Rammstein
03. Mindless Self Indulgence
04. George Sanderson
05. Joshua Radin
06. Sufjan Stevens
07. Iron and Wine
08. Hilltop Hoods
09. Jurassic 5
10. Johnny Flynn and the Sussex Wit

Five TV Programmes I spend my hours with:
01. Lost
02. Prison Break
03. Heroes
04. Family Guy
05. Never Mind The Buzzcocks

Five Films that I can put in a favourites list:
01. Sympathy for Mr Vengence
02. Sunshine
03. 300
04. A Scanner Darkly
05. Inside Man

One guy I stole this format of information sharing from:

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