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BK:3 - Pain, Disappointment, Sadness

I can honestly not think of a single time in my life when I have felt more crushed and disappointed than I am right now. Context: I played Banjo Kazooie 1 + 2 back in the day, and Banjo Tooie remains my second favourite game of all time (a...


Swapgame are a bunch of wankers.

It's a little bit long, but it has pictures, and if it stops you from giving these people money, then it was worth it. These guys: are f*****g criminals! So you may have heard of these people before, you may not. This is how they portra...


'Pokémon - Master Trainer' Board Game GET!

For a while now I've been wanting to post a c-blog, I had already posted a Turning Point blog and have since wanted to offer something a bit more substantial to Destructoid. I felt as though it was giving me so much and I was not deserving ...


Not my Turning Point gaming rig

This is my gaming rig for the Turning Point competition. Dell Xps M170 Laptop: 2.26 Intel Centrino CPU 2GB Ram NVIDIA GeForce Go 7800 GTX 80GB HDD My 32" AOC HD TV with 2.1 LG Speakers. And last but no means least; my Nintendo Wii. My ...


About Iolausone of us since 4:49 AM on 11.08.2007

Name: Jordan Bradbury
Location: Cardiff, Wales, UK
Date of Birth: October 21, 1988
Marital Status: Single but passively seeking.
Currently whiling my hours away on: Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Destructoid User Name: iolaus (not lolaus) BTWBBQ!



Game Systems Owned:
Sega Master System 2 - Sadly lost in the sands of time.
N64 - In a cupboard at home.
Gamecube - Sold on ebay for spare parts after I broke it by throwing my controller at it in a fit of rage....(SSX On Tour).
Wii - Sitting under my TV.
Nintendo DS (original, none of this 'Lite' stuff) - sitting on my scanner.
Dell XPS M170 laptop - under my hands.
PS3 - Sweet heaven above, I love it.

Ten Games I freaking love: (not in order)
01. Zelda Majora's Mask
02. Portal
03. Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
04. Link's Awakening
05. Elder Scrolls: Oblivion
06. Banjo Tooie
07. Half Life 2
08. Civilization IV
09. Command and Conquer Generals
10. Super Mario Sunshine (don't kill me)

Ten Bands I like: (again; no order)
01. Placebo
02. Rammstein
03. Mindless Self Indulgence
04. George Sanderson
05. Joshua Radin
06. Sufjan Stevens
07. Iron and Wine
08. Hilltop Hoods
09. Jurassic 5
10. Johnny Flynn and the Sussex Wit

Five TV Programmes I spend my hours with:
01. Lost
02. Prison Break
03. Heroes
04. Family Guy
05. Never Mind The Buzzcocks

Five Films that I can put in a favourites list:
01. Sympathy for Mr Vengence
02. Sunshine
03. 300
04. A Scanner Darkly
05. Inside Man

One guy I stole this format of information sharing from: