This will work with any game. It's already been proven it even works with tetris.
Here is the basic form:
I'm only, like, an hour in. But (game name here) is SO relentlessly terrible. A game has never worn me down like this.
There's no reason for these ___________. All they consist of is__________. (________________________) I'm not even leveling up! They literally threw some _________ in just to split up the horrible _________!
It's even worse than I expected. And people said the ________ were good!
Of course you'll have to modify more than just fill in the blanks, but you get the idea.
Here are some good examples:
That's me ^ :D
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