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Hypno's Monthly Community Giveaway: October 2016


Let the games begin!

Edit: I'm bumping this in case some people haven't seen it yet, and to clear up a few things. This giveaway will be ending on November 1st, 12am EST. 
Additionally, at least 2 people have asked if they're able to make a submission for a game that someone else has made a submission for. The answer is yes. In the case of multiple submissions, I simply choose my favorite of the bunch. If anyone was holding back from making a submission because of this, feel free to make one now.

Ladies and gents, it's that time of the month again! Due to the success of last month's contest, I have decided to keep it going as long as there is interest! So instead of jerking around, lets get right to this month's rules:

Contest: You are to write a Destructoid themed haiku. It can be about a community member, the site itself, or anything that you think is related to the site. That's it! As long as you conform to the rules of a haiku and the overarching theme, you're free to go wild! (As wild as you can in a 5,7,5 format)


Make a Dtoid themed haiku. 
Include what prize you want within your comment.
Don't be a dick. (Unless it's towards Torchman)

Prizes: (All games are for PC)

Borderlands 2: GOTY
Shadow of Mordor: GOTY
Cities: Skylines (Deluxe Edition)
Shadow Warrior (2013)
Agatha Christie - The ABC Murders
Devil Daggers
Elegy for a Dead World
Prison Architect
Punch Club
Road to Ballhalla 
RollerCoaster Tycoon 2: Triple Thrill Pack
Runestone Keeper
Stronghold Crusader 2
Action Henk
Deponia Doomsday
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number
Slime Rancher
Train Valley
Starseed Pilgrim

Raffle Prize: A $20 PSN/Xbox/Steam giftcard!

So here's how the raffle prize works: When you submit your haiku, you can either choose a game that you'd like to compete for, or you can enter your submission into the giftcard raffle, where a name will be selected at random. Remember, in order to enter the giftcard raffle, you still need to make a haiku. If it looks like you just slapped some random words together and called it a haiku, I reserve the right to poop on your submission and not put it into the raffle. I doubt this will happen, but forewarned is forearmed, or foreskinned. Something like that.

Have fun! 

- "K is for Kid, a guy or gal just like you. Don't be in such a hurry to grow up, since there's nothin' a kid can't do." - Bastion

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About Hypno one of us since 7:55 PM on 08.15.2014

"K is for Kid, a guy or gal just like you. Don't be in such a hurry to grow up, since there's nothin' a kid can't do." - Bastion

Where to reach me:
Steam: Hypno Coffin (Your best bet)
Battlenet: HypnoCoffin#1172
League of Legends: MoontouchedBread (NA server)

Big List of Favorites:
--Favorite Games:
Fallout: New Vegas
Metro: 2033
Ori and the Blind Forest
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth/Afterbirth/+
Heroes of Might and Magic III
Pokemon Colosseum/XD
Pikmin 2
Cave Story+
Risk of Rain
Pillars of Eternity
Night in the Woods
Enter the Gungeon
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Monster Hunter World
Tomb of Friends
Halo 1/2/3/ODST/Reach

--Favorite Bands/Artists:
Streetlight Manifesto
Cage The Elephant
Talking Heads
Steely Dan
Hop Along
Nataly Dawn
Toh Kay
Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution
The Aquabats
Brackish Water Jamboree ;)
--Favorite Anime:
Sakamichi no Apollon (Kids on the Slope)
Yojouhan Shinwa Taikei (The Tatami Galaxy)
Perfect Blue
Ghost in the Shell
Ping Pong The Animation
Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu
NHK ni Youkoso! (Welcome to the N.H.K.)
FLCL / Fooly Cooly
Serial Experiments Lain
Samurai Champloo
--Favorite Films/Television series:
Requiem for a Dream
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
Five Easy Pieces
A Coffee in Berlin
In the Heat of the Night
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Ed Wood
Breaking Bad
Arrested Development
Better Call Saul
Broadchurch S1
True Detective S1
It Follows
Swiss Army Man
The VVitch

Big thanks to Dangus Taargus (who looks like a male model, by the way) for immortalizing my signature Chiyo frown in 8-Bit glory.