So this is a thing now. But after searching my name I only found out thereís a lot of sad people out there that share my name and feel the need to self aggrandise on Urban Dictionary. So unless you legitimately believe that on the day of your birth your parents said ďThis baby is obviously the Rambo of sex. We must think of a fitting name.Ē ďRonald!Ē then maybe itís not the best place to find yourself.
I will however search the name I chose
here on Destructoid. Because searching your name and then twisting it to stroke your ego? Thatís just masturbation. And thereíll be no stroking or masturbation when searching for Handy!
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to wrap your hand around a guys cock and vigoriously move up and down until the male begins to cum
I gave my boyfriend a handy and then had to wash my hands because there was cum on them.
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A hand job!
" I was on the rag so I gave him a handy to hold him over"
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Safe alternative to oral sex. Eliminates the risk of herpes.
Weinberg: Yo did she bitch suck you off?
Weinshel: Nah son, she just gave me a handy and split.
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To give a sexual favour using your hand
Jaydee gives good handys behind the bike shed
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Slang term for a handjob.
"Handy" Mirandy gave Joel a handy in the back of the bus on the way home from band camp.
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Essentially a handjob except for a handy is often quick and on the sly. Ejaculation may or may not occur on the female, depending on the location recieved. In order to have a "sick handy" one must both turn down a BJ or sex in exchange for the handy, and must also bust a load directly onto the female in excess of 3 oz's of manjuice.
[i]Dr D got a sick handy from some bitch with a sideways puntang last night.[/b]
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small skinny and like to suck on the cock
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Small Skinny and likes to suck on animals cocks
So there, I think weíve all learned a little something about making ourselves feel good, getting in touch with yourself, and how to love yourself at least once a day. NO MASTURBATION WHATSOEVER.
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