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Fanart Flops: Eyebleach, I Choose You Edition.

Welcome to Fanart Flops, the Destructoid blog that feeds off your disgust and broken childhood nostalgia like a sponge made of hate.

This time we focus on the popular fantasy cockfighting simulator for children, Pokemon! Pokemon and I have a strange relationship, back in my youth, at the height of the Pokemon fad should have been great for me, but my parents wouldnít buy me a Gameboy, I loved games and for once, my main interest was what was popular with everyone else and I couldnít join in. I tried to keep up with everyone, I watched the show, I learned the names and numbers, I collected cards and stickers (one time I swapped a Blastoid for a shiny Mew, a shiny Mew, that kid got robbed) but in the end, I was just living a lie.

So, if I canít enjoy Pokemon,nobody can enjoy Pokemon! Normally I try to leave a comment or remark after every picture but this editionís batch is so bizarre that Iím actually left speechless by most of them, I just.....I donít even know....youíll see what I mean...

Have you ever wondered what Ditto would look like as a man? Of course you havenít.

This could have just been a picture of a couple of guy chilling out with some beers, but Waluigi had to go and make things weird.

I quite like this one.

Yeah, this isnít fanart.....this actually happened...

Handyís Fanart.

This time I decided to go for the ďNuhhh what if Pokemon were real, thatíd be like animal abuseĒ route and came out with this...

Chippers used eyepeck. Itís super effective!

P.S. Iím sorry for destroying your mind with all that.
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About Handyone of us since 1:44 PM on 09.14.2009

Welcome to the blog.... you must be bored. anyway im Handy, I'm a student in Ireland and I'm here to talk about whatever may come into my not much then.

Lets see... Iíve been playing games pretty much my whole life, since my Commodore back in the day to my ps3 now Iíve been hooked. Actually come to think of it I canít remember a time I wasnít playing games. Canít say I have a favourite genre, I like to try a bit of everything, though I will go to town on a good RPG. Iíll have something to fill in this space as soon as my life becomes interesting.

^^^ Seriously, I wrote that like four years ago and still nothing interesting has happened.

Like everyone else on Destructoid Iím at a loss on what to fill this space with so I guess Iíll just catalogue my greatest hits, if you can call a loose collection of lists and borderline pornographic fanart ďgreatest hitsĒ.

Listmania Ė Because liking something isnít as important as liking it in the correct order.

Game plots that are clearly rip-offs: Part two

Gamings Greatest Slinky Invisible Women with Huge Asses

E3 Approaches: The E3 survival guide!

Something about E3: 34 things youíll have to hear soon

Lost? Lonely? Looking for Love?

Gamingís worst legal guardians

Gaming DIY

Valentineís Day, Shmalentineís.....Shmay

Get a new look at the Gaming Salon!


The NPC survival guide

Game lessons that donít work in real life

Fanart Flops Ė Because you must suffer.

Fanart Flops: Back by (Un)Popular Demand

Fanart Flops: Eyebleach, I Choose You Edition

Fanart Flops: Octopus Hojo Edition

Fanart Flops: Stop Raping My Childhood Edition

Fanart Flops. (Possibly NSFW)

Wankery Ė The terrible results of when I pretend Iím smart.

Dear Industry: I Am Not a Psychopath

Final Fantasy Versus Itself

Only Human

The culture Gap

Sargasm Ė Because Iím kind of a dick.

Darksiders 2 in a nutshell

The Boy Who Cried Wolf

How Dare You, Capcom

Death to Red Shepard!

How to make a sequel

Why FFXIII is the worst one EVAR!

The Scandalous Scam of Samit Sarkar!

In the name of SCIENCE!!!

Front page Ė When Destructoid has terrible lapses in judgement.

Top 12 Videogame porno parodies (NSFW)

Handyís X-mas X-travaganza begins now!

Game plots that are clearly rip-offs

Comments of the Week: Busst Stop

Comments of the week: George Michael Warfare 3

Donít forget Comments of the Week

Comments of the Week: Tinfoil Hat Edition

Just because.
PSN ID:Handy2


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