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E3 Predictions: The Results

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With the dust settled I thought we’d take a look back at the E3 Predictions post to see who came out on top, and to just reflect on E3 in general. All in all I think it was a pretty good showing, something for everybody no matter what your tastes or platform of choice, I’ve heard some complain that it was a boring year, and while I agree in some respects, I think it’s important to note that an uneventful showing isn’t necessarily bad a one, E3 certainly wasn’t boring last year but that’s because it was a disaster for some. 

So here’s how we’re doing this, below you’ll find my original fifty questions, followed by a short blurb on how well I think they were answered and who was correct in their predictions, it’s...kind of  mess to look at but if you read the prediction post then you've read half of this already. Also some quick thoughts on the big three and their conferences for funsies, and the final score revealing who our champion is! 


Microsoft



I have to hand it to Microsoft for how they conducted this year’s conference, while I don’t think I’ve heard anyone say this has convinced them to pick up an Xbone, their approach of “Game-game-game-game” with little to no fluff in-between did a lot to show that they at least recognise what a joke they were last year. Also, is it me of does every racing game act like they’re the hottest shit when get a Nürburgring Track?


Microsoft has been embarrassing themselves on stage for the last few years, but this year they assure us it will be "all about the games" and less about the suits. Will they make good on this promise and focus on what core gamers want?

(For the most part, Microsoft certainly did come through with their promise that it would be all about the games this year)

Coin: Heads – YES – Correct 
Tarot: Death, Reversed - resistance to change, unable to move on – NO – Incorrect 
8-Ball: "Yes definitely" – YES – Correct 


With the recent announcement of Kinect being sold separately from Xbox One, will we finally be free of the flailing beast at this year's press conference?

(It’s dead, we can finally play pantless again!)

Coin: Tails – NO – Incorrect 
Tarot: Moon, Upright - illusion, fear, anxiety – NO – Incorrect 
8-Ball: "Concentrate and ask again" (I do so) "Yes" – YES – Correct 


Will they have celebrities or sport personalities on stage?

(I honestly have no idea who the hell those people were. They were either mid-tier developers or nobody-tier celebs. In any case, they weren’t on stage and they weren't the focus, so I’ll let it pass)

Coin: Tails – NO – Correct 
Tarot: Hanged Man, Upright - restriction, letting go, sacrifice – NO – Correct 
8-Ball: "Reply hazy try again" (I do so) "It is decidedly so" – YES – Incorrect 


Will there be extended talks about TV, sports, television, TV, Mountain Dew, and so on?

(A little, but nowhere near the extent we expected, somehow Sony talked more about TV than Microsoft)

Coin: Heads – YES - Incorrect
Tarot: Hermit, Upright - soul searching, introspection - NO (let's give them the benefit of the doubt) – Correct 
8-Ball: "Outlook not so good" considering the topic, that means – YES – Incorrect 


We know Halo 5 is coming, but what about other exclusives? Will we see the next Gears of War?

(We sure didn’t)

Coin: Tails – NO – Correct 
Tarot: Tower, Upright - disaster, upheaval – NO – Correct 
8-Ball: "Concentrate and ask again" (I do so, again) "It is certain" – YES – Incorrect 


What about Sunset Overdrive? Will we see that?

(We sure did)

Coin: Tails – NO – Incorrect 
Tarot: Wheel of Fortune, Upright - good luck, karma – YES – Correct 
8-Ball: "My reply is no" - NO – Incorrect


Will we see Quantum Break in either its game or TV incarnation?

(I believe we got brief glimpses of Quantum Break, but nothing significant enough to call this a yes)

Coin: Tails – NO – Correct 
Tarot: Tower, Reversed - avoidance of disaster - YES and it won't be terrible or - NO we won't see it at E3, but it will be terrible – Correct 
8-Ball: "It is certain" – YES – Incorrect 


Will there be any Titanfall related announcements?

(Not from Microsoft anyway)

Coin: Tails – NO – Correct 
Tarot: Fool, Reversed - naivety, recklessness - YES but it will be something dumb – Incorrect
8-Ball: "Concentrate and ask again" (I roll my eyes and do so) "Don't count on it" – NO – Correct 


Will Call of Duty continue its relationship with Microsoft with a new trailer or announcement of timed exclusive DLC?

(Buy an Xbox One for the chance to pay more money sooner!)

Coin: Heads – YES – Correct 
Tarot: Star, Upright - hope, renewal, serenity – YES – Correct 
8-Ball: "Yes, definitely" – YES – Correct 


Last year's E3 was something of a disaster for Microsoft, but since then a lot of the controversial features of the Xbox One have been removed or scaled back. Do you think Microsoft has realized their mistakes and changed enough to have a strong showing this year?

(While few of the games grabbed me personally, and general opinions still seem to float somewhere around mistrust and disinterest, Microsoft have definitely realized their mistakes and had a decent showing)

Coin: Heads – YES – Correct 
Tarot: Temperance, Reversed - imbalance, excess, lack of long-term vision – NO – Incorrect
8-Ball: "Yes definitely" – YES – Correct 


Sony



Me: 70 minutes into Sony’s conference.

Sony’s conference took place at 2am to 4am in my part of the world, and in my half asleep stupor I for some reason thought they brought the thunder in the first half, and promptly fell asleep for the second when business man and the Kingpin started talking, thankfully I was cognisant enough to catch the new Metal Gear and Uncharted trailers afterwards. 

Upon second viewing (to make sure Bloodborne wasn’t a dream) it certainly wasn’t the tour de force I thought it was, but still, while I need one more big push before I buy a next gen console, they had a lot to show off. I dare say if they had of cut out all the boring suit speak and kept the conference tighter they would have “won” between the E3 conferences handily.


Sony has a propensity of throwing rather dull charts, graphs, and sales numbers at our face during E3. Should we fear more of that this year?

(Christ yes, mister Clinton gestures put me to sleep, literally)

Coin: Tails – NO – Incorrect
Tarot: Emperor, Reversed - domination, rigidity, inflexibility – YES – Correct 
8-Ball: "Yes" – YES – Correct 


With Jack Tretton's departure from Sony, will the replacement speaker be able to live up to the vast legacy of being mild and inoffensive enough to "win" E3 by default of not being terrible?

(Nope, with the other companies upping their game to “Not Terrible” it’ll take more than not being nails on a chalkboard to win now)

Coin: Heads - YES – Incorrect
Tarot: Wheel of Fortune, Upright - good luck, life cycles - YES – Incorrect
8-Ball: "Better not tell you now" (getting real tired of your shit, 8-Ball) "Outlook not so good" – NO – Correct 


Last year we were reintroduced to Final Fantasy Versus 13, now branded as a full-on Final Fantasy entry. Will we see a release window, a trailer, or anything at all this year?

(We didn’t see jack shit, and I for one will no longer hold on to “they’re waiting for TGS” hopes, that’s game’s vapourware until I’m happily proven otherwise)

Coin: Heads - YES – Incorrect
Tarot: Devil, Upright - bondage, addiction, sexuality, materialism - um... YES? – Incorrect
8-Ball: "As I see it, yes" - YES – Incorrect


Will we finally see the Last Guardian again? Is it still real? Was it ever real?

(After reassurance that The Last Gaurdian is definitely still a thing Sony preceded to...do nothing once again) 

Coin: Heads - YES – Incorrect
Tarot: Hierophant, Reversed - restriction, challenging the status quo - YES (assuming the status quo is that it's been missing for years) – Incorrect
8-Ball: "My sources say no" – NO – Correct 


After a lukewarm reception, will The Order: 1886 prove to be anything more than "just" another third person shooter?

(I’m not even sure it a third person shooter for all the good shooting did in that trailer, are we sure that wasn’t a cutscene? Either way, The Order sill has a lot to prove) 

Coin: Heads - YES – Incorrect
Tarot: Empress, Reversed - creative block, dependence on others - NO – Correct 
8-Ball: "Reply hazy, try again" (yet again, I do so) "Ask again later" - FUCK YOU, 8-BALL  – Incorrect because fuck you 8-Ball


How about the new Uncharted? Will we see that?

(I’m pretty sure Nathan Drake should have brain damage for the amount of times he's been knocked unconscious and woken up in strange places, that or he has a drinking problem)

Coin: Heads – YES – Correct 
Tarot: Death, Upright - endings and beginnings, change, transformation - YES but it's a kart racer now – correct (we don’t know that it isn’t a kart racer)
8-Ball: "As I see it, yes" – YES – Correct 


Will they show support for the Vita, or will it forever remain the stretch goal that Kickstarters stop before reaching?

(The closest thing to support was the announcement of the Playstation TV, which is essentially a Vita for people who don’t want to shell out for a Vita, not exactly what I’d call a stellar endorsement) 

Coin: Tails – NO – Correct 
Tarot: Star, Reversed - lack of faith, discouragement – NO – Correct 
8-Ball: "Concentrate and ask again" (this fuckin' guy) "Yes definitely" – YES – Incorrect


Will Sony keep trying to make the phrase "PlayStation Nation" happen?

(I didn’t hear the phrase, but as mentioned I was half asleep) 

Coin: Heads - YES – Incorrect
Tarot: Tower, Upright - disaster, upheaval - YES – Incorrect
8-Ball: "You may rely on it" - YES – Incorrect


Will they be focusing on Morpheus, Sony's new VR technology?

(While it had a presence, Sony smartly avoided focusing too much on something we can’t get hype about from our couches at home)

Coin: Heads - YES – Incorrect
Tarot: Judgement, Reversed - self doubt, refusal of self examination – NO – Correct 
8-Ball: "Better not tell you now" (the coin never gives answers like this) "Most likely" - YES – Incorrect


The big one for many people: will Project Beast be revealed at Sony's conference?

(Bloodborne is here and life is worth living again!)

Coin: Tails - NO – Incorrect
Tarot: Justice, Upright - fairness, truth, er... justice – YES – Correct 
8-Ball: "Most likely" – YES – Correct 

Nintendo



Nintendo is tough to talk about this year, while I think they certainly had the best overall E3, I personally believe they had the weakest conference. Only 45 minutes and most of what was discussed were already known quantities, don’t get me wrong, Nintendo had a lot to show at E3, but for some bizarre reason they chose not to show it when they had the entire world’s rapt attention. Every time I bring this up someone corrects me with “they didn’t have enough time”, I’m sorry but are you insane? It was pre-recorded! And half as long as the other conferences! And they spent twenty minutes in a goddamn aquarium and wool shop! TIME was not a factor! 

And Splatoon is not as big a deal as you think it is! It looks like a fun little game, but you know if it was on PlayStation or Xbox people wouldn’t be hyping it up like they are now. It’s completely immature of me, but something about Nintendo fan’s tendency to cling on and make a huge deal out of something small really gets my goat. Dynasty Warriors is a joke, but reskin it with Zelda characters and suddenly it’s amazing! ARGLE BARGLE RANTRANTRANT! 

Nintendo definitely won E3 this year, but not for the reasons Nintendo fans will tell you. (God, I am a man-child)

As people have no doubt been asking for years now, will Nintendo announce a new entry in one of their beloved B-tier franchises such as F-Zero, Star Fox, or Metroid?

(What we got were some blurry background shots of a new Star Fox, as far as Nintendo fans are concerned the second coming of Christ was confirmed)

Coin: Tails - NO – Incorrect
Tarot: Strength, Reversed - weakness, self-doubt - NO – Incorrect
8-Ball: "It is decidedly so" – YES – Correct 


Will we see Monolith Soft's "X" this year?

(We sure did, and it looks sweeeeet)

Coin: Tails - NO – Incorrect
Tarot: ZA WARUDO - MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA – WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY – WRY is always correct
8-Ball: "Outlook Good" – YES – correct 

How about Smash Bros? Will we get any new character reveals?

(Palutena and Pac-Man enter the fight! This is what happens when you don’t create any new characters after 1986)

Coin: Heads – YES – Correct 
Tarot: Emperor, Upright - authority, structure, solid – YES – Correct 
8-Ball: "Cannot predict now" (I shake the ball a little more than necessary) "Cannot predict now" (I shake the ball violently) "Don't count on it" - NO – Incorrect


What about Shin Megami Tensei X Fire Emblem? Will we get any new information on that?

(We didn’t get shit! How long must I wait for my Demi-Fiend X Chrom fanfic to become a reality?)

Coin: Heads - YES – Incorrect
Tarot: Hierophant, Reversed - restriction – NO – Correct 
8-Ball: "Yes, definitely" - YES – Incorrect


Last October, word was mentioned that a Wii U Zelda game may be on the way. (Possibly just a prelude to Hyrule Warriors.) Could there be a new, proper, Zelda coming our way?

(We got our new Zelda...sort of. I personally consider the announcement underwhelming, just a picture of a field and some discussion of vague concepts, we don’t even have a name yet, you’re kidding yourself if you think this is coming out before 2016. That said, I’m just not personally invested in Zelda games and have never enjoyed their structure, I know fans who freaked out at what was shown) 

Coin: Tails - NO – Incorrect
Tarot: Hermit, Reversed - withdrawal, isolation - NO – Incorrect
8-Ball: "You can count on it" – YES – Correct 


The 3DS has been doing excellent but there doesn't seem to be much on the horizon. Will there be any new announcements?

(I gueeeess, nothing aside from Code Name: S.T.E.A.M, things are looking lean for the little portable that could)

Coin: Heads – YES – Correct 
Tarot: Star, Upright - hope, renewal, inspiration – YES – Correct 
8-Ball: "Very doubtful" - NO – Incorrect


Is it possible Nintendo will make a bold move and just announce a new console altogether?

(Nope!)

Coin: Heads - YES – Incorrect
Tarot: The World, Reversed - lack of completion, lack of closure - (possibly referring to the Wii U) YES – Incorrect
8-Ball: "Outlook not so good" – NO – Correct 


There will be an open-to-the-public Smash Bros event taking place across America during E3. Does this mean gaming websites are seriously going to have to dispatch people to Best Buy for hands-on previews?

(Not that I’ve heard of, though I’d consider it hard hitting journalism considering what some sites have been up to this year)

Coin: Tails - NO – Correct 
Tarot: Chariot, Revesed - lack of control - NO – Correct 
8-Ball: "Very doubtful" – NO – Correct 

General



Third-party showings were sort of weak this year. EA promised six new games and literally had nothing to show, they tried to cover it up by pretending they were giving us a “sneak peek” behind the scenes, but it was sadly obvious that they had nothing beyond concept art. It’s becoming clear that Ubisoft’s breakneck turnarounds are starting to affect development, as every game shown touted the same big feature: co-op “seamlessly” integrated into singleplayer, Aisha Tyler however, is still the best host by miles. 

Overall, E3 2015 is going to be weird as we’ll be seeing most of these games again. 


Ubisoft made waves the last few years by springing last minute surprises on us at the end of their conferences, will they do it again this year?

(They sure did)

Coin: Tails – NO – Incorrect 
Tarot: Priestess, Upright - intuition, mystery, subconscious - YES – Correct 
8-Ball: "Yes definitely" – YES – Correct 


Will said surprise announcement be way too early and end up getting pushed back two years?

(It sure will)

Coin: Tails – NO – Incorrect 
Tarot: Hermit, Upright - introspection, inner guidance - YES (I'm interpreting this as Ubi looking inside and realizing "Oh shit, we announced this way too soon again") – Correct 
8-Ball: "Most likely" – YES – Incorrect 


Will there be a new MGS5 trailer?

(Kidnap some goats and rub a dead guy on your face, can't wait!)

Coin: Heads - YES – Correct 
Tarot: Magician, Upright - skill, action - YES – Correct
8-Ball: "Very doubtful" – NO – Incorrect 

Will we finally get a real look at Persona 5? (Note: Chad asked this question on my behalf to a peccary in 2010. That peccary was a filthy liar.)

(Coin, Tarot and 8-Ball are all on my shitlist next to that peccary) 

Coin: Heads – YES – Incorrect 
Tarot: Lovers, Upright - love, union, relationships – YES – Incorrect 
8-Ball: "Reply hazy try again" (I need this, 8-Ball) "YES" – YES- Incorrect 


Do you think by any chance there is perhaps maybe a small possibility that Call of Duty might conceivably have a presence at E3?

(It was a long shot but wow, can you believe it Call of Duty was there?) 

Coin: Heads – YES – Correct
Tarot: Death, Upright - change, endings and beginnings - NO? (though it may refer to a change within CoD, not our exposure to it) – Incorrect 
8-Ball: "Outlook not so good" – NO – Incorrect

Is the new Mass Effect to be revealed this year?

(I do not consider that...concept work to be anything close to a reveal)

Coin: Tails - NO – Correct
Tarot: Magician, Reversed - poor planning, latent talents - NO (it's coming along, but not ready for E3 -- perhaps just a vague teaser) – Correct (cannot believe how correct that was)
8-Ball: "As I see it, yes" – YES – Incorrect 


Will Mountain Dew and/or Doritos have an embarrassingly large presence this year?

(Dewritos Pope was lurking around E3 but I didn’t see anything that would constitute an embarrassing presence) 

Coin: Heads – YES – Incorrect 
Tarot: Temperance, Reversed - imbalance, excess – YES – Incorrect 
8-Ball: "Signs point to yes" – YES – Incorrect 


Will we finally get a look at the next Fallout game?

(Siiiiiigh)

Coin: Tails - NO – Correct
Tarot: Judgement, Upright - judgement, rebirth, inner calling – YES – Incorrect 
8-Ball: "You may rely on it" – YES – Incorrect 


Will Shenmue 3 be announced or do I have to keep sacrificing these goats?

(Running out of goats here)

Coin: Heads - YES – Incorrect
Tarot: Emperor, Reversed - rigidity, inflexibility - NO – Correct
8-Ball: "Ask again later" (sure thing, we've only been waiting THIRTEEN YEARS for this!) "Outlook Good" – YES – Incorrect 


Does Ubisoft seriously have the balls to announce two mainline Assassin's Creed games at the same time?

(They aren’t that bad...yet)

Coin: Heads – YES – Incorrect 
Tarot: Moon, Upright - illusion, fear, insecurity - sounds like a YES to me - Incorrect 
8-Ball: "Don't count on it" - NO – Correct

We all know the answer already but, as is tradition: will a Final Fantasy VII remake be announced?

(No, but we got G-Bike! Getting closer!! Any day now!!!) 

Coin: Heads – YES – Incorrect 
Tarot: Death, Reversed - resistance to change, unable to move on (starting to feel like this card is referring to me asking the question rather than answering it) – YES ANYWAY(#GoldenSaucer4Life) – Incorrect 
8-Ball: "Very doubtful" - NO – Correct


Will Beyond Good and Evil 2 be announced?

(FF7 remake has a better chance)

Coin: Tails - NO – Correct
Tarot: Priestess, Reversed - hidden agendas, refusal to listen to oneself - NO – Correct
8-Ball: "Outlook good" – YES – Incorrect 


Will Platinum Games announce another revolutionary genre-defining masterpiece that will get overlooked by the gaming press once again?

(Much as I love Platinum, I have reservations about Scalebound that I may write about some other time, but for now, with Bayonetta 2 also in the pipeline, let’s just say yes)

Coin: Tails – NO – Incorrect 
Tarot: Devil, Reversed - breaking free, power reclaimed – YES – Correct 
8-Ball: "Ask again later" (goddamn prima donna 8-Ball) "It is certain" – YES – Correct 

Will David Cage be present and will he say "h'emotion" more than three times?

(David Cage was busy filming more uncomfortably long shower scenes this year)

Coin: Tails – NO – Correct 
Tarot: Empress, Reversed - creative block, dependence on others - (sounds like David Cage to me) YES – Incorrect 
8-Ball: "You may rely on it" – YES – Incorrect 

EA just announced that they would have six new games to show off at E3. Will even one of them be a new IP?

(EA didn’t have ANY new games, yet alone new IP, they even didn’t have two wireframe models to rub together) 

Coin: Heads – YES – Incorrect 
Tarot: Hanged Man, Upright - suspension, restriction – NO – Correct 
8-Ball: "Signs point to yes" – YES – Incorrect 

Will Half-Life 3 be revealed, followed by world peace, genetically modified flying pigs, and free milkshakes?

(haha, no)

Coin: Heads – YES – Incorrect 
Tarot: Temperance, Reversed - imbalance, lack of long term vision (seriously?) – NO – Correct 
8-Ball: "Very doubtful" - NO – Correct


Rumours abound of Resident Evil 7, but I think what we'd all really like to know is if the critically acclaimed industry darling Dino Crisis is finally getting the attention it deserves?

(Still no Dino Crisis, maybe Capcom will listen to me if I act like a shrill baby and harass their employees) 

Coin: Heads – YES – Incorrect 
Tarot: Chariot, Reversed - lack of control, aggression - NO – Correct
8-Ball: "Better not tell you now" (I will drain out your blue dye and drink it in front of you one day) "It is decidedly so" – YES – Incorrect 


Is it true that Project Beast is actually an elaborate red herring to distract us from From Software's true reveal: Metal Wolf Chaos 2?

(We’ll have to settle for Bloodborne)

Coin: Heads – YES – Incorrect 
Tarot: Sun, Reversed - temporary depression, lack of success - NO – Correct
8-Ball: "Most likely" – YES – Incorrect 


Will Capcom announce a new Mega Ma-ahahahaha, ahhh, sorry sorry *ahem*. Will Capcom announce a new Mega Man? *snicker*

(Mega Man disappointment sustains my lifeforce)

Coin: Tails - NO – Correct
Tarot: Wheel of Fortune, Upright - Good luck, destiny, turning point – YES – Incorrect 
8-Ball: "It is certain" – YES – Incorrect 


They've been stringing us along for ages -- after months of teasers and subtle hints could we be on the verge of finally getting our first look at Tractor Simulator 2015?

(Actually...yes. I have no idea how to react when my joke questions come true)



Coin: Tails - NO – Incorrect
Tarot: Lovers, Upright - love, union – YES – Correct 
8-Ball: "Very doubtful" - NO – Incorrect


Will Capcom announce Devil May Cry 5 followed by one whole minute of deep apology bowing?

(They’ll come around...)

Coin: Heads – YES – Incorrect 
Tarot: The Fool, Upright - beginnings, innocence, spontaneity – YES – Incorrect 
8-Ball: "Don't count on it" - NO – Correct


TOO HOT FOR THE FRONT PAGE! THE CENSORED QUESTION THEY COULDN’T HANDLE!!

Will Kotaku try their damndest to make a sexism controversy out of something? 

(Holy shit did they ever, wish I had mentioned Polygon in the question too, as far as I’m concerned they’re the same thing now.)

Coin: Tails – NO – Incorrect  
Tarot: Moon, Upright - illusion, fear, insecurity (that’s our Kotaku) – YES – Correct 
8-Ball: “Without a doubt” – YES – Correct 

AND THE WINNER IS................



Coin – 19
Tarot – 29
8-Ball – 22

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Welcome to the blog.... you must be bored. anyway im Handy, I'm a student in Ireland and I'm here to talk about whatever may come into my mind....so not much then.

Lets see... I’ve been playing games pretty much my whole life, since my Commodore back in the day to my ps3 now I’ve been hooked. Actually come to think of it I can’t remember a time I wasn’t playing games. Can’t say I have a favourite genre, I like to try a bit of everything, though I will go to town on a good RPG. I’ll have something to fill in this space as soon as my life becomes interesting.

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Dear Industry: I Am Not a Psychopath

Final Fantasy Versus Itself

Only Human


The culture Gap



Sargasm – Because I’m kind of a dick.

Darksiders 2 in a nutshell

The Boy Who Cried Wolf

How Dare You, Capcom

Death to Red Shepard!

How to make a sequel

Why FFXIII is the worst one EVAR!

The Scandalous Scam of Samit Sarkar!

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