I don't gush, it's unbecoming of me. But just because I don't EVER say it, it doesn't mean that I don't love the Destructoid community. My life has improved a thousandfold since joining up to this poorly-coded, robot-centric, wank-fest. Ser...
Not bad. Can't go wrong for $15 really. Thing is: I have absolutely no recollection of ordering one. After seeing it I sent through the regular motions of assuming one of you creepy people had sent it to me, but seen decided that was si...
Why yes, that is EVERY SINGLE PHOTO FROM PAX* Full 1.6MB 2400x2400px available here. *All 1547 From the Flickr photostream. Images torn from Flickr with Saleen Software's Flickr Downloader and Mosaic made with PictureMedley
I don't. It's a website full of broken links and dodgy style sheets. It can die in a fire for all I care. Front page stories? These can be fun and entertaining. I don't really care for news. Podcasts? Podcastle I enjoyed, but I won't sh...
I woke up today sick as a chip. Perhaps because of my complete lack of sleep and bad diet but more likely because of something else or whatever. Anyway. As someone who can't stand to be in front of a screen when one is ill I decided to do ...
The 360 EUFNF was popular this week. Doubtless due to Gandysampras' unparalleled organisational skills. Unfortunately my shit capture device can't capture 60Hz output so I've put together this visual guide. I understand that due to the act...
Fellow robots. I am about to share with you details of an event that happened not an hour ago. It�s one of those moments that undoubtedly defines my thoughts and feeling about the Destructoid community, especially certain individuals. Pictu...
For years when people have talked about the best point-and-click adventure games people have talked about various monkey island iterations. Unfortunately they were more or less before my time. Grim Fandango I remember fondly. But it was not...
Because I am awesome, I won some more swag. Before I start what has become a habitual �unboxening�, It's important that you see the confirmation email. I've highlighted the important part. Ok then, diving right in. The box, pretty r...
It took a while. And, I�m very proud of how long I lasted. But the time had to some when i would eventually conform to the social norms and make a Twitter account. End of civilisation. As a pessimist and a cynic these trends are normall...
So some people and I 'won' some Godfather 2 shwag because of our ultra sexy faces. And because I live in the land of tea, tophats, and The Mighty Boosh, it's surprising to see it arrive so soon after CTZ made us aware of our epic win. Beca...
TURN 'HQ' ON! Some notes: -MechaMunkey has a sexy singing voice.
-He also fails as spatial awareness.
-Turns out the NXE is not the best thing since colour television.
-I was laughing all the way through the disaster behind the desk.
-I...
Shit goes from awesome to epic at around the 4:15 mark. I'll wait for you to finish before moving on. Ready? Alright. The game is Red Faction Guerilla. And it is 'fun'. It's been a long time since I had some straightforward silly fun in...
"Why shit?" I hear you ask. Shut up, idiot. Because I can't be arsed with looking into it properly and seeing how I should be doing it, alright? I've only just figured out why the video files were fucking massive and how to crush them. Rig...
Unfortunately, in my experimentation I compressed the video files into a state so bad that they were annoying and difficult to watch. So have this instead: you didn't miss much anyway. Just a few epic helicopter battles. Hopefully in f...
Seriously. My socks are, like, way over there. I have always admired CCP and it�s most popular creation: EVE Online. Not least of which for it�s back story and almost entirely player-run economy. But no matter how many times I try I can ...
Pro tip: click the maximise button in the corner of the flash to restore it to its original size. Some stuff happened. If anyone knows much about the video software 'Virtualdub' please send me a PM, I'm in dire need of help.
Chances are they certainly exist. But I for one have never played a game which gives a thing as simple as a robotic turret such a large personality. The stylish design makes it look like it has been created by a major Ikea supplier (it...
I have become mildly addicted it seems. Just some stuff left over from previous c-blog I used to play around with the Sony Vegas effects. And of course any reason to use the Benny Hill 'Yakety Sax' music. Notice how surprisingly violent ...
In IRC yesterday Juggs couldn't stop singing Assassin's Creed's praises. Especially the combat system. It made me want to play it again. Upon seeing I still had the capture card plugged in... Well. I'll let the evidence speak for itself. ...
Well Who'da thunk it: Last week, we wondered whether Tentacle Grape soda was a real product or a funny/tasteless joke that had turned into a scam, since people had placed orders for it with real cash and had yet to see any product. A rea...
Lots more stuff worth showing this week, longer video. Nearly all of the second match was lost, and more than a few of the no mercy sections were lost because I ran out of disk space again. Also, can anyone recommend a video service bet...
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