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What fruit makes for classy counter tops? Pomegranite.

 
 

What do you call a sour orange that was late to school? Tarty!

 
 
 

I don't really post personal stuff, but I want to give a shout out to Frosty, Dere, Hypno, Limo, Renaud, Nekkid, GM, Malthor, Prins, Matt. They really helped me out when I was in a bad way with a breakup. I love Dtoid. You all are like my family.

 
 

All these Halloween posts and costumes are driving me batty!

 
 

What do you call a cheesy halloween dance? The Muenster Mash!

 
 
 

Frosty, Torchman, and I will be streaming that Gundam game shortly! https://www.twitch.tv/perfectlybalancedgus

 
 

A bankrupt window installer felt the pane of shattered dreams.

 
 

What do you call a boat full of polite football players? A good sportsman ship

 
 

I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.

 
 

After playing a couple hours of Yakuza 0 last night, I'm thinking I might be a fan

 
 

I couldn't wait til tomorrow soooo I'm streaming now, haha Hey all! I'm gonna stream Yakuza 0 tomorrow about 3 EST if anyone is interested! I've never played a Yakuza game, so we'll see how it goes! https://twitch.tv/perfectlybalancedgus

 
 

Cartoonist found dead in his home, details are sketchy.

 
 

Saw this today: Glass coffins, will they be popular? Remains to be seen!

 
 

I heard the Rock got married. I sure hope they don't let their marriage erode over time.

 
 

A completed jigsaw puzzle is a pieceful solution.

 
 
 
 

An author who wrote from his basement had a best cellar.

 
 

It's time to see our very own Torch play Siege! And die er um be a team player! Tune in here! https://www.twitch.tv/perfectlybalancedgus

 
 
 

After a crap day at work. Here's a pun that helped cheer me up a bit: An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.

 
 
 
 

I will never breakup with my gym, we just seem to workout.

 
 

My dog failed his driving test, he can't parallel bark.

 
 

SoulBow yet again being divisive with his Qtoids. Don't worry Dtoid. I would marry you all, cause you're all breathtaking. Not in the murder me to take my breath away type either.

 
 

After periodic doubts about his vocational calling, the young chemistry teacher concluded he was out of his element.

 
 

I think Torch owes someone some G-fuel, I mean Siege.

 
 

About Gus TT Showbizone of us since 10:54 AM on 05.23.2013

A purveyor of puns to those with a discerning taste.

My birthday is April 28th.

Does anybody really read this?

 
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