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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that's just a coincidence!

 
 

I'm gonna try a thing. I'm gonna nominate someone and say a nice thing or two about them. That person has to then do the same and so on I nominate Frosty. He's a kind generous soul and I'm glad to have met him both here and IRL. #PositivityForward

 
 

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

 
 

My ceiling isn’t the best, but it’s up there.

 
 
 
 

I hate sleeping weirdly. It's a real pain in the neck.

 
 
 

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

 
 

Strating Cyberpukn 2077 in a baes ps4 today atfer finally dowlnaoding teh limek 45 GB updtaes. Juts I remember smoe people in reviews gonig nuts that hey doing convesrations adn selecting to tlak to people is so seemless and better thne usula pressa.Waht?

 
 

I meant to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

 
 

Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes.

 
 

Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but with nothing to light them with. So they throw one overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter

 
 

I was feeling depressed, so a friend put her hand on my shoulder and said Earth. It meant the world to me.

 
 

I’d like to cut back on the Thanksgiving leftovers, but I can’t quit cold turkey.

 
 
 

I tried picking up Fallen Order again after I stopped playing for a while. As the ever wise Gandalf once said: "I have no memory of this place."

 
 
 

Where do shellfish go to borrow money? The prawn broker

 
 
 

Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.

 
 

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

 
 

A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers and says “give me five beers.”

 
 

My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.

 
 

"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.

 
 

I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

 
 

Didn't make the fan favorite, oh well. Thank you all who tuned in to support me and Zombie, Taterchimp and Shattersparkz! You all are amazing!!!

 
 

Didn't make the fan favorite, oh well. Thank you all who tuned in to support me and Zombie! You all are amazing!!!

 
 

If anybody is interested in voting for the fan favorites for the so you think you can stream comp here's the link: https://eglive.typeform.com/to/GfWPetdE

 
 

Zombie and I made it to the semi finals of So You Think You Can Stream competition! Semis start the 17th of August!

 
 

About Gus TT Showbizone of us since 10:54 AM on 05.23.2013

A purveyor of puns to those with a discerning taste.

My birthday is April 28th.

Does anybody really read this?

 
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