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7 Myths that Gamers Believe In

During my morning commute today, I was thinking about falsehoods that gamers believe. Over the years that I've used the internet, I've seen a lot of gamers talk about their theories and ideas about games and the gaming industry as a wh...

 
 
 

Greenhornet's Top 10 Movies

For years I have wanted to decide on a list of my favorite movies. It is a very difficult task (and I'm sure my list will change tomorrow). I love movies. Going to see a film in theaters is one of my favorite activities. I think c...

 
 
 

Learning to Cook (NVGR)

Cooking is my favorite hobby. It is is even more important to me than gaming, believe it or not. I love it. I've been learning to cook for most of my life. The magnificent dtoid user bong264 inadvertently gave me the idea to write a bl...

 
 
 
 

Zelda Ramblings in the A.M.

It's 4 in the morning. I've been up for an hour and a half and I can't get back to sleep. My wife is coming down with a cold so she's snoring like her life depended on it. And my brain is doing this weird thing where it's looping the s...

 
 
 

The Greatest Games Never Played

This (admittedly stupid) blog exists to rank the greatest games of all time! With one stipulation, I can't have played them.This list is based purely on what I've heard and read about these games. So it's more a list of how I think the...

 
 
 

My Favorite Game on Every System

I decided to write a listicle of my favorite game on each gaming system. I have a couple of restrictions. A) I'm only picking for systems that I've actually owned (or that my family owned as I was growing up), so a number of systems wo...

 
 
 

A Realization About Bioshock Infinite

This article assumes you've played the entirety if Bioshock Infinite (not counting the DLC as I've never played that). Spoilers ahead. There are a number of things that don't make much sense in Infinite. There are timeline errors that...

 
 
 

Your opinion is worthless

Your opinion is worthless. It has no value.  I recently got into an online argument with a person and I've thought a great deal about this as a result. It made me question my own opinions, as well as those of others.  An opin...

 
 
 

The Worst Night of My Life (NVGR)

I'd like to share a story with you. It is a story of what may have been the worst night of my life. It was certainly the most painful night of my life. This needs some context. So I'll be sharing some background stories building u...

 
 
 
 

E3 Wishes and Expectations 2017

Here is a brief article summarizing what I anticipate for E3 this year. I will talk about what I wish to see from the major players, and then what I actually expect to see from them. I am writing about them in no particular order. &nbs...

 
 
 

NSFW SHITPOST

SHIT. THIS IS A SHIT POST. HERE'S SOME SHIT. HERE'S MORE HERE'S THE GREAT MIGHTY SHIT DID YOU KNOW THAT AT HOGWARTS, BEFORE BATHROOMS WERE INVENTED, THEY WOULD JUST SHIT ANYWHERE ON THE FLOOR AND THEN GET RID OF IT WITH A VANISHING...

 
 
 

Greenhornet's Top 10 Games of All Time

I decided to sit down and come up with a firm(ish) list of my favorite games of all time. It was really difficult to do. I have loved so many games. The top 3 or 4 were easy, but everything else was very difficult to parse. I did limit...

 
 
 

Final Fantasy X and Religion

Many of you probably know that I am very religious. I am a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Or, to use a term you might be more familiar with, I am a Mormon. Religion iis a massive part of my life. It is a sig...

 
 
 

Crowdfunded-Pairs

I used to peruse kickstarter a couple of times per week. I was fascinated by it. I wanted to back something so badly. But I was a poor college student. Everything I wanted to back would cost a lot of money. I needed to find a product t...

 
 
 

ProphetCare-Health Insurance in the Covenant

This is the Spec Ops Commander of the Elites, featured in Halo 2. Aside from being a complete and utter badass on every level, he teaches us about Health Insurance inside the Covenant. I work in Health Insurance. I am currently in cus...

 
 
 

Lost in Thought-Reflections on Lost

"Life stinks. But when everybody's dead, things get better." That is my father's interpretation of Lost. He watched the series as it aired. I did not. I watched the pilot episode when it aired. For the next several years I heard and ob...

 
 
 

Greatest Evil-Roommates

I watched a video yesterday about a guy discussing the horror of living with roommates in college. It occurred to me that this is what I should have written about for this month's prompt. So here is my second attempt at New Year's Evi...

 
 
 

New Year's Evil

I was really inrigued my this month's prompt. I enjoy a good villain. A good hero is nothing without a good villain.  I'm not going to deconstruct the concept of the villain or anything like that. I'd simply like to mention a few ...

 
 
 

Thanksgiving Hosting Report

Dear friends, I have officially hosted Thanksgiving for the first time in my life. It was difficult, and stressful. But it turned out really well! I made the cranberry sauce and some chicken stock on saturday. For the cranberry sauce, ...

 
 
 

Link's Reawakening-The Zelda of My Dreams

I've been binging on Zelda. A couple of weeks ago I beat Wind Waker for the first time. I then powered through Ocarina of Time for the 12th or so time. I then moved on to a "white whale" of mine. I played The Legend of Zelda: Link's Aw...

 
 
 

Dodongo's Cavern is the best dungeon in OOT

Okay, so I've made a bold claim just now.  I'm replaying OOT for the upteenth time. I just beat Dodongo's Cavern. As usual, I breezed right through it. For anyone who has played the game more than a couple of times, it is an incre...

 
 
 

8 Pokemon Go-Likes of the future

Much has been written and said about the incredible popularity of Pokemon Go. It is astoundingly popular. It seems to have taken over the entire internet.  I am convinced that in the next 1-2 years, we will begin to see a del...

 
 
 

A Mormon Moment in The Last of Us

Much has been written and said about the magnificent game that is The Last of Us. I thoroughly enjoyed my foray into that universe. As someone who was never able to get into Uncharted, I was afraid that TLOU wouldn't do it for me ...

 
 

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