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LONG BLOG

Watching that Bloody bar fill. NSFW?

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Presented for your reading pleasure, a monologue on the crippling boredom and frustration when installing new software.



God this is so boring.... That little bar is gradually filling, but I swear time is going slower than it normally does. This reminds me of five minutes till the end of school when I was a child. Except this is so much worse. It CLAIMS I'm but minutes away from my new interactive masterpiece but I don't think it's telling me the truth. What to do.... What to do.... I could...

CHECK MY PHONE


There's usually something cool on that.... No wait there's not, it's a Tuesday evening. No ones doing anything on Facebook except complaining about their jobs or their partners. Twitter? Oh that's cool, that guy I like has made a responsibly witty observation. Just gonna pull refresh,.. And nothing's happened. Sigh, don't wanna start up a mobile game, that seems wrong whist waiting for this new game to load. All the Destructoid fairies will be asleep as I'm on the other side of the planet. 14%? Is that all? Are you kidding me? I suppose I could....

MAKE A DRINK


But it's only 8 o'clock. I really want a martini or a whiskey.... But that seems a little of an overreaction to a small bar moving very very slowly. Damn, has the Playstation froze? No, it seems to be okay... Still making all that noise like a 56K dial up, I'll settle for a coke. It's too early for beer, and it's too.... TUESDAY to get drunk. Perhaps it's closer to being ready. 29%? You kidding! This is worse than Metal Gear Solid 4! I can feel desperation creeping up my spine, time to....

STARE AT THE WALL


I mean really stare. I don't think I've ever stared at this wall so intently. Look a crack! The woman in the shop said Snowfall would be a calmingcolor, but I don't feel remotelycalm. I've been working all day and all I want to do is slaughter/race against/punch in the face a few losers/zombies/poorly thought through antagonists. Man, this wall is making it worse. Dammit I'm gonna...

PUT SOME MUSIC ON


The following songs make watching a bar fill up much, much worse:

[font=Times New Roman] [/font]The Mexican hat dance
[font=Times New Roman] [/font]Surfin' bird - the Trashmen
[font=Times New Roman] [/font]The Spanish flea
[font=Times New Roman] [/font]Popcorn - Gershon Kingsley
[font=Times New Roman] [/font]Vienna - Ultravox
[font=Times New Roman] [/font]Time is running out - Muse

Dammit, that's not helped I'm gonna...

LOOK OUT THE WINDOW


Man look at all those people who aren't waiting for a bar to fill. That girls out jogging! That's a really healthy thing to do! Maybe I should go out running? Nah, what if there was a tiny amount of burning coal on my new game and my telly is about to burst into flames, I'd want to be here for that. Aww its starting to rain, I made the right decision. Ah 69%?!? Are you kidding me? Although... That gives me an idea...

MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY



Ah, nearly there....shoulda started with this... Much needed.... Aww damn is that the intro starting!?!





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About Gray Timesone of us since 7:26 PM on 11.01.2013

English bloke. Binge drinker and ASBO gamer. Player of old games and new, I like tattoos, strong drinks, loud music, Scottish sun sets and traveling. I am also Determined to convince people of the merits of Fox McCloud's' thousand yard stare.


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