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Did you guys ever hear about the hitman who was paid a million dollars to beat a cow to death with a porcelain figure? Police called it the "Case of the Knick Knack Patty Whack". #Joketoid


I bought Star Wars Episode 1 Racer on Switch a couple days ago, and I was genuinely surprised at how easy it was. This game kicked my ass as a kid, but now it's a cakewalk. What happened?


Hey Dtoid, guess what? Chicken butt. But also:


So apparently during the slap fight between Apple and Epic over Fortnite, an official court document discusses what Epic (supposedly) has in store for the game......including a Samus Aran skin.


I don't like or care about Pokemon Snap, and never really cared about this newest one. But I know a lot of people are excited for this, and to you I say I hope you have a good time with this one. You guys have been waiting a long time for it.


Super hot, controversial take of the day: Super Mario World is actually a really awesome game.


Happy birthday to everyone's favorite sexy Dtoider, Bettie Page!


Since my phone is acting dumb, here's what I have for my phone background.


My Calc professor wouldn't let take an upcoming test at a later time despite me telling him I was getting my second COVID shot that day. Said that I could have easily rescheduled my shot. My response after I dropped his class:


I finally got around to playing Astral Chain (bought it on a whim yesterday at GameStop) and honestly, I feel the same way about this as W101: interesting world and concepts, not so sure about the execution.


Today is apparently Horny Day. You know what that means....


So that Nindie showcase was pretty good. A few of the games aren't my cup of tea or I'll forget about in a few minutes, but there were a couple that got me. I did get whiplash over the TMNT reveal though.


I'm almost 15 hours into Bravely Default II, and I have no idea if I like it or not.


Hey guys, for my next Games That Time Forgot blog, I have two games (well technically three) that I want to talk about, but I'm not sure which one to do. That's why I made a straw poll to see what you guys want to see. Link in the comments. BUMP!


So thank you everyone for the birthday wishes. Been checking them throughout the day yesterday my time and they meant a lot. Feeling a little bit hungover, so I'm calling it a night.


I've been 32 years old for about two minutes, and my butt itches. Guess it sucks getting old.


Hey guys, so earlier today my newest edition of "Games that Time Forgot" went up, this time finishing things up with Pokemon Stadium 2. Link in the comments.


Happy birthday to everyone's favorite, super sexy Dtoiders: Mariah Carey and Nathan Filion!


Happy birfday Dtoid. I would ride or die with each and every one of you.


About GoofierBruteone of us since 9:03 PM on 08.22.2010

I'm just a dude in his early thirties who loves video games, movies, anime, and a bunch of other stuff. I don't write on a regular basis, so if you came here expecting that, you'll be disappointed. However, I do hope you enjoy the few things I do write here.

I'm a freelance programmer/web designer, so if you need someone to do a webpage or to make a game with, PM me.

My five favorite games of all time are:

1. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
2. Super Mario Galaxy
3.The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
4. Metroid Prime
5. Portal