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Games That Time Forgot: Yoshi's Safari

Welcome back to Games That Time Forgot, where we take a look at games that have been lost and forgotten by time. And by the time this goes up, the 4th of July is going to happen, is happening or has already happened because I am ...

 
 
 

Games That Time Forgot: Metroid Fusion

Welcome back to Games That Time Forgot, where we look at games that have been forgotten by time. So how about this year's E3, eh? It's no secret that Nintendo absolutely dominated this year's E3, partially because everyone else was so...

 
 
 
 

Games That Time Forgot: Pokemon Stadium 2

On the last edition of “Games That Time Forgot”, I talked about Pokemon Stadium on the N64. You’re free to read it if you want, but in short, I thought the game was okay, it played an important part in the series, bu...

 
 
 

Games That Time Forgot: Pokemon Stadium

Welcome back to Games That Time Forgot, where we take a look at games that have been forgotten by time. You know, February was a pretty big month this year. We got a Nintendo Direct, a big one this time, JRPG fans were thrown a couple...

 
 
 
 
 

Because I’m Right: The Best Games of 2017

Boy, 2017 was certainly a year wasn’t it? I mean, just when we all thought 2016 was the biggest mistake since anime, 2017 comes along and gives us a year where……well you’ve heard it all at this point, and if I went over everything...

 
 
 

Schooled: Just One More Turn

Tangential learning: a process of self-education in which a person is exposed to a topic in the context of something they enjoy. Examples of this include wanting to read Lovecraft after seeing it get referenced in a movie or a TV show, or...

 
 
 
 

Gotta Go Fast! The 5 Best Sonic Games

Sonic The Hedgehog. What hasn’t been said about Sega’s spiky haired woodland critter that rolls around at the speed of sound, grabbing rings, and has a penchant for eating chili dogs and beating up fat people? Since his debut in 1991,...

 
 
 

Whip It Good: The Ten Best Castlevania Games

Halloween is right around the corner, and if you’re like me that of course that means dressing up, going to parties, and buying bags of Halloween candy from the local grocery store at a discounted price the day after. But another part of ...

 
 
 
 

Challengers Wanted: MEDIC!

  Team Fortress 2. What hasn't been said about Valve's team based first person shooter/hat simulator? Since it's release in 2007 as part of the Orange Box compilation (which included Half-Life 2, it's two episodes, and the or...

 
 
 

You Are Tearing Me Apart Destructoid!

God damnit. Just god damnit guys. God damnit. God damnit. God FUCKING damnit guys. What the hell guys? Like seriously? WHAT THE FU- *deep breath, goes to happy place* Okay I'm good. It seems like these last two weeks on Destructoid have be...

 
 
 

Where In The World Is GoofierBrute?

  Answer: in the back of a Camaro, in a Jack in the Box parking lot, fapping to his Rosalina, Lucina, and Palutena amiibo while his Pac-Man amiibo and a homeless man peeing outside give him a thumbs up. This has been "Where in The Worl...

 
 
 
 

Do's and Don'ts: Deus Ex: Mankind Divided

  Hello and welcome to another edition of "Do's and Don'ts", a series in which I talk about what developers and publishers should/shouldn't do when it comes to games, practices, etc. In this installment, I'll be talking about...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I Love Super Mario Galaxy

  "What's your favorite game of all time?" That may sound like a simple question, but it's anything but. Chances are good that some people wouldn't be able to answer the question on the spot, and those who do probably wouln't give...

 
 
 

My Struggle With Majora's Mask

Hey Internet, how are you doing? Good, I presume? That's great to hear. I'm not very good with small talk, so let me just cut to the chase: I've been a fan of the Legend of Zelda series for a very long time, with my first game being&n...

 
 
 

Do's And Don'ts: Punch-Out!!

Hello and welcome to another edition of "Do's and Don'ts", a series in which I talk about what developers and publishers should/shouldn't do when it comes to games, practices, etc. In this installment, I'll be talking about what ...

 
 
 
 

Because I'm Right: The Best Games of 2014

For me, 2014 was one of those years, you know the one; where one bad thing happens, and then something else happens, and then it just keep snowballing and before long you're getting intimate with a bottle of Captain Morgan. I won...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid, Let's Settle It In Smash!

Hey Dtoid, how are you doing? Good I hope. Anyway, for those of you who don't know, Super Smash Bros. 4 came out on the Wii U last Friday in the US, with Europe and Australia getting it this week, and Japan getting it in early De...

 
 
 

Do's And Don'ts: Super Smash Bros. 4 DLC

Hello and welcome to the debut of a new series that I'm trying out called "Do's and Don'ts"(name not final), a series in which I talk about what developers and publishers should/shouldn't do when it comes to games, practices, etc. For...

 
 

About GoofierBruteone of us since 9:03 PM on 08.22.2010

I'm just a dude in his early thirties who loves video games, movies, anime, and a bunch of other stuff. I don't write on a regular basis, so if you came here expecting that, you'll be disappointed. However, I do hope you enjoy the few things I do write here.

I'm a freelance programmer/web designer, so if you need someone to do a webpage or to make a game with, PM me.

My five favorite games of all time are:

1. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
2. Super Mario Galaxy
3.The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
4. Metroid Prime
5. Portal
 
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