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About GonzoJoeone of us since 7:37 PM on 03.27.2007

I'm the most gregarious asshole you're likely to meet this week.

But most importantly, I like you. Yes, you personally. The one reading this. I like you sight unseen. Because everybody needs at least one person to like them. You, personally, I'm sure have several.

But I'm happy to be in their ranks.

You're cooler than a penguin's keister.

Really, you are. Don't argue with the guy who likes you.

Add me on Facebook if you like.

Or don't, but you're missing out. I'm a handsome and caring human being.

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