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10 Things You Already Know About Genki-JAM

You know what? I was GOING to write a list of 10 things you don't know about me. Like how I met my step-dad's good friend SINBAD, or how I taught Jason David Frank how to spell the word "paradox," or how, through some background history I'm a Lithuanian prince. But FUCK THAT. Everyone's doing that, so here's a list of my highlights that you should already know!

1. I'm the cheapest player in Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo HD Remix
And I've got the trophy to back it up. HA.

2. I'm 20 years old, and my birthday is April 6.
And my birthday was awesome.

3. I'm a Black man.
Fo' shizzle.

4. I'm super creative, and all my content is TOTALLY original.
Like this gem! I never imitate. I only create.

5. All those characters in my blog banner are the voices I can do.
I do a mean Cosby impression, too.

6. I am the reason Shitty Movie Night is still going.
No channel embed for you. Only a link!

7. I nevar show my face lolololol
You shall never see me without matlockery. NEVAR.

8. I fap to Atheistium furiously every night.
My desktop:

9. I sing really well
I think this soundtrack I put out proves that.

10. Wilbo wears skirts. He said so in Vent.
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