Picked up some more cheap 3DS games. Never played a mystery dungeon game before, excited!

#Wholesometoid My employer donated £200,000 to combat homelessness. I finally have enough funds to start my property business. My cat is now a healthy weight and is more energetic than ever. My sister finally passed her driving test. I hate HotTaketoid.

Got all this for £11. I think it's safe to say retailers are killing off the 3DS and it's stock. Not complaining, good time to pick up a bargain!

Merry Christmas Wes!

IT WAS ME AUSTIN. IT WAS ALWAYS ME.

Holy shit. I played so much. Rest of the stats inside.

"So take your questions, take your threats, take these two worthless wankers and piss off!"

Played DMC 1, 2 and 3 for the first time. DMC3 is amazing. So good. 9.5/10. DMC1 is good but heavily dated and bettered by nearly every character action game I've played. 7/10. DMC2 is an utter failure. It does everything wrong. 3/10.

Nintendo Direct predictions: Kratos for Smash, Switch 2 coming Holiday 2020 with Despacito 2 as an exclusive, new Metroid game but it's a match 3 mobile game, partnership with Tesla, every new Tesla has BotW installed, Starfox Adventures 2 available today

Starting off the new year right @Fuzunga #Nobody #LiterallyNobody #NotASingleSoul #Me:...

Happy new year guys! Get turnt!

Happy Halloween Soulbow! You're one of the good ones my man. Pic related.

Merry Hannukah RiffRaff! You're pretty okay! Have a cute cat! :D

Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you had a good one and it was lovely and spicy.

Got a great haul this year. The poster on the left is for '100 movies to watch before you die'. You scratch off each one as you go, awesome. Also Coco Puffs cereal bowl!

Crash Bandicoot is the hardest Dark Souls game ever. Holy shit, High Road and Slippery Slope are insane. It's almost psychological torture, like waterboarding or an Adam Sandler film. I will get the platinum though!

When Megan pushes Drake and Josh just a little too far. #OnlyMillienialsWillGetThis #FestiveCheer #Cursedmas?

I cherish the thought that in the 10 years time, people will remember 2010's internet culture by stuff like this. #Based

All I have are porky thoughts (Snort)

Do you remember that time in Kingdom Hearts when Malifiecent wanted to kill Santa Claus?

I think I'm in love with Slay the Spire. There's so many little choices and decisions, so much planning but when do you it right, it's just amazing. Managed to finish Ironclad (took 3 runs) and Silent (7 runs). Onto Defect. So good.

Absolute madlads.

#Cursedmas

I was perusing my old WhatsApp messages and saw a message from myself to my sister. It said 'My dress size is 3XL in womens measurements. My bra size is 🅱️oneless'. I'm so confused.

Rage 2 has no business being as fun as it is. It's pretty unambitious and generic but man, it feels too good to shoot stuff. And the mix up of powers and shit is really nice. Bit of a sleeper hit for me so far!

That's Death Stranding done with platinum. 87 hours, 1800 packages, 27,000 kilos of cargo hauled. I really like it, in the same way I like Journey or Red Dead Redemption 2. Not my favourite games, not the best games but they have something special. 9/10.

I was playing Death Stranding, got my truck stuck between 2 rocks, mashed the jump button and went flying across the map. Truly, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear. Trucks That Kill. We'll make them give back our BB's!

I just had a brilliant idea: Death Stranding themed gender reveal parties. What a spicy thought.

Our boy Caspian has a Kickstarter for his gaming magazine, 'A Profound Waste of Time 2'. The first is one of my favourite kickstarters to have backed. Was very happy with it. Give it a look! (Link in comments).

You know, few people realise that Death Stranding was actually supposed to release on the PS3. True story. Had a completely different story too.