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It's Got Hair On It: Fuzzy Impressions of Too Human

I downloaded the demo for Too Human the day that it came out, but hadn't been able to touch it until last night. This is the result of that play session. The intro was interesting to me, as I like the Norse mythology meets cybernetics t...

 
 
 

F*ck this, I quit

I don't know how I ended up with this shit job, but I'm out. I'd rather tell people that I cremate babies for a living than admit to having this job.

 
 
 

PS3 Assistance Needed: Now Funded by Our Tax Dollars

My bank account got a lovely surprise last Friday, in the form of an ill-conceived economic stimulus deposit (I'll save the rant on why it won't work and just smile for the "government error in my favor... sort of"). I've been wanting to...

 
 
 

It's Got Hair On It: Fuzzy Impressions of Condemned 2

As many of you know, I have a huge man crush on Condemned: Criminal Origins. I finally got my copy of Condemned 2 yesterday from the postman, who has gone up in my esteem for his timely and friendly customer service. After getting a who...

 
 
 
 

Fish Tacos! Squeeeeeeee!

As most of you know by now, I have a huge nerd boner for the Condemned series. The first game is one of my favorite 360 titles, and I have high hopes for its sequel. Today, Monolith released a few detailed character bios that give a lit...

 
 
 

Mile High Club put to shame

Most everyone who has CoD4 knows about the ridiculous "Mile High Club" achievement, where you have to get through the airplane epilogue on veteran in less than a minute. I spent the two days this week trying to get this insanely hard (for ...

 
 
 

Zack and Wiki: Cheaper than Applebees

There has been a lot of love around here for Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, but a few of us (namely me) had not yet picked it up, probably because we're cheapskates. I just ordered it today, and the price is good enough tha...

 
 
 

Lasers in mah CoD4? Yes Please!

This video shows what one industrious Call of Duty 4 PC player, Zak1234000, was able to do with just a week or so of time with IW's mod tools. Replace the air strike with a GoW Hammer of Dawn-style Ion Cannon, and you have much fapping. ...

 
 
 

Condemned 2 Official Site Goes Live

The official Condemned 2: Bloodshot website is now live. Check it out here. If this game is anywhere near as good a the first Condemned, I will go ahead and forgive Sega for all of the Sonic dribble over the last ten years. Exploding ba...

 
 
 

Condemned 2 Release Date Uncovered

The sequel to Monolith's criminally underrated 360 launch title Condemned: Criminal Origins has been given an official release date. Condemned 2: Bloodshot will be released on March 11th in the US, and might be released in Europe on Marc...

 
 
 

Crysis ain't so tough

All I've heard about since Crysis was announced was that it is the system killer. That you have to have a monster rig to run the bastard. I'm here to tell you, that it isn't true (at least unless you want it to look better than your vis...

 
 
 

The Art of Regret I - Quest 64

Welcome to the first installment of a series where I look at games that I harbor serious regret for playing and wasting precious breathing time on. This time we're going to focus on the game that is the physical manifestation of regret d...

 
 
 
 

Final Fantasy III - A Long Time Coming

Two days ago I finally slayed one of my white whales. I sat down for three hours of concentrated SNES fun and beat Final Fantasy III (VI JP). In doing so, I completed a journey that began 13 years ago. I bought FF III about a month aft...

 
 
 

My single friends tell me that I'm dead to them

I'm back from my marriage induced hiatus to say "howdy" to my dtoid brethren. Glad to see that everything is still running smoothly in my (probably) unnoticed absence. I got married two weeks ago to my girlfriend of almost three years. ...

 
 
 

O' RPG Where Art Thou?

I'm an unabashed JRPG fanboy. I'll admit the shit out of it. As I idly played Chrono Trigger for the zillionth time last week, I started thinking about why I continue to return to it (in emulator form these days) and other classic RPGs,...

 
 
 

Hobo Bashing 401 (With NSFW Link!)

I'm still playing Condemned. Not every day, or even every week, but at least once a month. I've finished the game multiple times, and I've gotten all of the achievements. So what keeps me coming back for more? Condemned: Criminal Orig...

 
 
 

Of Multiplayer Models and Men

This image was created using Nick Smith's Halo 3 Player Model Generator Script (which uses Bnet's database in some way that is far beyond my understanding). I know that we're being inundated with useless Halo 3 blogs, but I thought I wou...

 
 
 

Kitty fears next Tuesday

I just got confirmation from Family Video that my very own personal medium for communication with frat boys and torturing cats, Halo 3, has been shipped. That's right, just three business days from now, I will be experiencing the hype, a...

 
 
 

Snaileb, ask and ye shall receive

Snaileb recently posted one of the coolest things that I've seen in a while: steampunk scultures of a Stormtrooper, Boba Fett, and an Alien. This also led to the posting of some kickass Star Wars steampunk art by Butmac, which in turn led ...

 
 
 

The Short Bus of Gaming

I am a slow gamer. I don't mean slow as in "everything feels like bullet time" slow, or "having trouble with the packaging" slow (sometimes I do, but that's not the point). It takes me forever to finish games. By "finish" I mean comple...

 
 
 

Suprise CoD4 beta invite causes premature ejaculation

After being out of town this weekend, I get home, and boot up the trusty 'ol hotmail account to see if I missed anything. There was a mysterious email from "[email protected]". I came. I don't know why I got a beta invite, no...

 
 
 

Internets Wrong! Widescreen not nerfed in BioDome!

Dear, sweet Elizabeth over a 2k posted a little missive at the Cult of Rapture to calm the pitchforked and flaming sticked masses. It reads thusly: THE TRUTH ABOUT WIDESCREEN August 22, 2007 We understand there has been some concern ab...

 
 
 

Levine responds to BioDome Widescreen Issues

As detailed in my post yesterday, some BioShock loving netizens have gotten their collective panties in a bunch over the field of view when playing the game in widescreen. It is apparently quite difficult to play when you can't see your ...

 
 
 

Big Widescreen Trouble in Little BioShock

Over on the 2k forums there is a hubbub of epic proportions stirring. Well, not really, but forum goer Paddywak noticed that something was strange when playing BioShock in widescreen. The problem is that instead of creating a 16:9 wides...

 
 
 
 

Wired Magazine - Full Halo 3 Article

Halo 3 Feature in Wired Magazine Here's the full text of the Wired Magazine Halo feature article. This is a pretty solid read, and an interesting look at how MS is trying to avoid the pitfalls that happened with Halo 2 through a ridicul...

 
 
 

The Suffering 3: My Bank Account

This week begins the period that my bank account has been referring to as "oh shit" time. With the release of BioShock on Tuesday, I begin an uncontrollable spending spree on games that probably won't stop until February or March. When ...

 
 
 

Expectations In Gaming

Like most of you, I've finally gotten my dirty little mitts on the demo of BioShock, which I had been anti-hyping myself against in case it turned out to be simply above average. I have been blown away by the graphics, engaged by the sto...

 
 

About Fuzzyone of us since 3:00 PM on 12.26.2006

I've been gaming since the NES, and haven't missed much as far as games go between then and now.

Life has cut my gaming time back a bit, but I still find time for my 360 and my Wii. I still have a good many of my old systems (original NES still works like a dream) and about once a year will go on a two week nostalgia binge.

My all time favorite games are Chrono Trigger (sequel please?), FF III/VI(JP), anything Castlevania, Mario 64, Knights of the Old Repulbic, and Metal Gear Solid (PSX, not the GC remake).

Enjoy reading the dribble that I continually spew forth.