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About Fly Cooperone of us since 9:52 AM on 06.20.2015

In 1889 an Italian monk was reported missing, off the south coast of Spain. Authorities decided to investigate buildings in the nearby area and made a very strange discovery. In one of the buildings they found a primitive laboratory and what appeared, at first glance, to be a Frankenstein experiment. It was and under closer inspection it seemed the monster was glazed in some sort of thick goo.... It was mustard! Upon this discovery the monster awoke, angry. In an instant the band of men were dead and the monster had a means of escape. They say he found a way to travel and could be anywhere... They say he is indestructible... They say he can punch with the power of a thousand hammers... They say the mustard he is glazed in is french. I know all this to be true. For I... Fly Cooper... Once had to clean up a mysterious mustard stain.