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Does it suck? Contest Entry: Two Worlds

Two Worlds, the self-labeled "revolutionary" and "ambitious" RPG "epic", was released August 21, 2007 on the 360 and PC. This game was unanimously panned by critics and gamers alike, and the 360 version currently has a rating of 50 on met...


MP3: Corruption Afterthoughts

*Disclaimer* Yeah, yeah; this game is anything but new. However, it seems like no one has talked out it; it's really in the shadow of Super Mario Galaxy and more recently SSBB. So I bought a Wii recently as decided to pick it up over Mario ...


Coping with the Death of a Friend: Day 15

It has been 15 days since that red crescent of destruction decided to cut down my 360 in its prime; I do believe the lunacy is startin' to set in. Damn it all. I guess that's what happens when my sober nights end without shooting some virtu...



So I recently took a gander at this Goozex nonsense, and I was wondering if it works, and how long it takes to get crap. Anyone have any experience with it? I'm just trying to ditch my copy of CoD3 for 360 for a copy of shadowrun. That woul...


Reminiscences of a Mental Defective.

So in my desperation to feel like I'm enveloped in video games despite my inability to play them, I decided to peruse the good ol' internet and catch myself up on the status of certain titles. So here are some mini-blogs! Skate? I'd rather...


Feel Ripped Off by Trade-ins?

I hate two post 2 blogs consecutively, but I feel this was important enough to be its own topic due to time restrictions and whatnot. When one sells back games, consoles, or accessories to Gamestop/EBgames/Gamecrazy/ect, I think it's human...


Forza Withdrawl

Ugh. So in case you didn't read my previous post, my 360 broke yesterday, 4 fucking days after the warranty was up. I could rant about that incident, but that'd be getting off topic. So the day before I got the ring of death, I decided to s...


Microsoft r conquered

So my 360 crapped out on me today; less than a month after my warranty was up... eerie. "So i didn't know what to do i was totally lost, and then TheAggroCrag came and totally saved the day, hes my hero". Anyways, I called those goons and g...


About FlatTopJesusone of us since 3:17 AM on 06.11.2007

I'm Mike, I'm from San Diego. I'm in no way new to Destructoid, I'm a just a long time lurker, first time poster. So on the topic it hand; I've been gaming for 17 years and this is the first time I've been to a site where everyone doesn't seem to be full of shit. That's pretty neat. I'm into most genres, though I'm a big fan of Fighting, Racing, and Action/Adventure. That's pretty vague, so here's a small list of my favorite games to give you a better idea:

Phantom Dust
Kotor 2
F-Zero GX
Street Fighter IV
Fallout 2
As well as the givens like RE4, Ocarina of Time, Bioshock, blah blah blah

Anyways, I'm starting to ramble, so in summation: What's up? Nice to meet you all, and hope to see you on XBL. If anything, here's my contribution to Dtoid:

XBL: AquaticPants

Currently Playing:
Street Fighter IV
Street Fighter IV
Street Fighter IV