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Respect the garlic, man. Where would we be without it?


TFW your wonderful new relationship explodes rather dramatically but then you realise there's no longer anything to stop you going to the gym when you want


Hey man, if it means Spider-Man gets to be Spider-Man and not Iron Man Jr like he is now, I'm all cool with mum and dad breaking up.


What's up people


My web filter really doesn't like something on the home page so now I have a legitimate excuse for not being active in article comment sections


Oh yeah, we cleared Eden's Gate - Descent (Savage) last night. Not fast in days since release but pretty damn decent in total hours spent since we're all so busy don't actually spend much time in raid. Also I forgot to record it, ouch...!


I hear they're opening a pop-up Pokémon Center in London for a month. My wallet winces at the implications. I hear it's opening 5 minutes walk from my house. My wallet contemplates an early departure from our realm.


You ever find a really good song and just listen to it continuously until you can't stand it anymore? I need to learn restraint. Isn't listening to the same song 7 times in a row some sort of self-hypnotism anyway? Far too kinky for the workplace.


Tfw your Charisma stat is high but your Intelligence stat is low


New team in FFXIV making steady progress through the Savage raid, cleared the first room today. Took just under 4 hours in total but the last run was reaaaally smooth. Real chill people, super fun so far!




Fuck the haters (Torchman) I saw that bitch on sale and I picked it up quicc


I feel kinda good right now.


You gotta look at the positive side at all times. For example, while this hot weather may be unbearable it does make the suppositories melt faster. Silver linings, my guy. Silver linings.


My dream console would be a Vita 2 with a sensible storage medium and actual games/support. There's nothing you can do to change my mind.


Might just throw the Switch under my bed and forget it exists. I'm not paying £70 pounds for another set of Joy-Cons, fuck that. I can't justify that cost at all. Next time I play my Switch will be when they go on sale I guess. Back to Yakuza...


Think I'll wait a month before picking up Fire Emblem, I'd really rather wait to see what other people think before buying it. Some of the previous games really burned me lol.


Alright, got paid today and I already bought replacement joycon thumbsticks and a food processor. The essentials.


Fully geared and ready for Eden! The Extreme trials and dungeons this time around are pretty fun, didn't feel like a grind at all.


Alright well my Switch is unplayable now lol gg I guess. Just when I was starting to have fun with a new game.


Hol' up. Joy cons are more expensive than the Pro Controller?


FINALLY started on Bayonetta 2 today, after all this time. That shit good.


A Switch Lite is awesome for me since I never dock. Then I remember that I currently have a Switch with horrendous joycon drift issues. The idea of being stuck with that kinda kills the hype. Otherwise, It'd be an instant replacement.


I finished the main scenario quests for Shadowbringers last night and I'm still buzzed. Those last two instances had me more hype than anything else I've played in a long time. They did an amazing job with the story.


Yeah uh, I've been hidden away playing Shadowbringers since Friday and holy fuck-


I don't have a salad but I had a garden on my head


My Bloodstained came and it was just the game which is odd because I'm sure I paid for more like a special case or some shit but whatever, the important news is that I don't need surgery I just gotta buy a load of expensive medicines so fuck yeah I guess


I got my wish, she's perfect.


Tomorrow I'll be taking the day off work to play some Smash and try out the new Samurai Shodown! No idea what characters will be available to play but I'm hoping...


Having trouble keeping up with all these game release dates, vision going funny due to a deficiency of disposable income. Someone make a release calendar or something.


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