She said if we don't do at least one "romantic" thing a week she'll stop dancing around the house naked. When you healer somehow becomes obsessed with your tank you actually have a chance at clearing content...becauseyouknowyourjob...

My Ahriman decided that it forgot how to fly.I am the spooky ghost.Spooky ghosts die when the sun comes out though. We burn.This one lives in my house and eats my food, still don't know why. "Marriage" or something, idk.She makes good compa...

Hello. My name is Flankinson Lycanthra and I am your #1 Candidate for Destructoid President. In this post I shall be posting those things about why you should vote for me and stuff. 1. I promise to give all Destructoid members a free salmon...

Step 1: Stand in the weird robot carriage and wait to be turned into chicken nuggets.Why does she get to hold the flowers? So what, I don't like flowers because I'm a man? And where did all these flying rats come from? What is all this gold...

So I've been playing Final Fantasy XIV a lot recentlyExpansion hype!Finally got to level 60.Got my final skill, made a gif! I sat in my garden until the sun went downI wanted it to look like a silhouette and it worked I guess. At...

(LARGE TEXT BECAUSE SOMEONE SAID THEY LIKED IT LAST TIME). Anyway, hello peeps.I made a couple of purchases and so I thought I'd once again, share the cool.IRL armour, it's clothes....get it? I'm smart now salute me. Musterbrand is hav...

Speak up now so I can slap you.   Edit: This has been resolved. Chris Carter has promised to share all his animal crackers with me and I'll be getting a 4.7% cut of all ad generated revenue.

Prayers. How you humans speak you your gods. This is your God. Look at him. Acknowledge him.   Now ask him whatever you wish.  

1. Photoshop Kanye West onto spaghetti. 2. Photoshop multiple Kanye West onto spaghetti. 3. Try to figure out why you saved that image of a guy wearing a hat. 4. Fall ill then make cookies. Post on instagram.  5. Go to work (...

 Hey,As you know I don't actually blog. I just saw something interesting.Earlier on there was a Destructoid post on the DMC4 SE stating that it'll only be digital in the west.I don't know if this is already widely known but I got...

The journey long, his breath short.He finally reaches his destination.He looks at the towering gates before himRisen as if he was expected. He takes a step in, the room flooded with light.It blinds him as he he walks foreward.Inco...

I'm a big fan of Final Fantasy. I also really loved the Dissidia games for the PSP.So logging onto the internets to see more news about the upcoming game made my morning.Now, I'm not a Destructoid writer. I'm sure one of them will pick...

Hey guys,Not much of a blog to be honest. It's just after many coversations with people on the site I think some of you might enjoy this.I just picked up a really nice Monster Hunter tee from one of my favourite sites,http://theye...

I'm REALLY into Final Fantasy 14 at the moment. Being at work with no tasks running I decided to look around the little we know about the upcoming Heavensward Expansion. One of the new classes we'll be getting in the expansion is the D...

I havent bought a Nintendo console since the Gamecube which was an awesome little thing. Memories of Metroid Prime and Smash Bros. make me wish it didnt die (RIP Terry the Gamecube) and it had the only game my mother would play which w...

(Img link coz the pic is small: http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/533999778723340389/B61A9EF6376DB9A8F3232A90D609B1CB9FE62C72/ There was once a Chinese man named Jesus. He wore black clothes every day to remind him of his old h...

Hello my tempting teacups of tenacity.I've come back from the dark corner of my bedroom to bring you the opportunity to talk with the community about things! What have you been doing lately? What have you been playing? Did that girl ne...

Earlier today, Destructoid person-thingy Darren Nakamura stated that he had not yet eaten and would probably eat a bowl of Rice Chex.I have proof, an cropped screencap of my screen at the time, 13:00. At the same time, I was speaking ...

Dudes, look at this mini gate! Its playing Soul Sacrifice Delta on my Vita. A gate with a good taste in games? GAMERGATE CONFIRMED. Finally, I understand what everyone is talking about. (failblog, here I come!)

ITS A THING GODDAMNIT ITS A THING ITS HERE LOOK AT IT, IT EXISTS I DONT CARE IT HASN'T BEEN POSTED ON THE SITE YET AND I NEED TO EXPRESS MY LEVELS OF FEELS LOOK AT IT, ITS SO BLOODY MAJESTIC ITS LIKE SOMETHING YOU WOULD SEE ON THE SIDE...

Hey there! Lets talk. Too shy? How about I speak first and you go after? We can speak about what ever.  I'll go first and just dump my brain on you. Then you go after in the comments and talk back? :D To buy or not to buy is the question f...

I haven't played a Pokemon game in a long while now. I think the last one I bought was Pokemon Emerald. That's quite a while ago... My brother is really into Pokemon Y so I've been playing it with him. More than being impressed with the new...

So I wrote an odd blog post yesterday on a whim because of reasons. [s]Go read it, it contains all life's secrets and the recipe for perfect pancakes[/s] Someone in the comments said that first posts usually come as introduction posts. See...

It seems I'm being labelled as a complete scrub by Destructoid as I haven't written a blog post so here's my first. If this blog is of poor quality then I apologize. You can send me messages about how bad I am at writing blogs. Probably If...