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I have EIGHT cupcakes


I love cake just as much as any other man. Scratch that, I love cake more than any other man, because I am more man than any other man. As a man who loves his cake, when I find myself in a home without cake, I feel that the one thing the house is missing is cake. That was the case tonight, an I needed cake. Now, I'm not one to go to a store for cake. I much prefer home-made cake. Yet my oven is currently broken, and I have recently had to settle for the store bought goods. So tonight I went to the grocery store, seeking cake, naturally, but not wanting to spend too much money. I was faced with the choice of buying four cupcakes for $3.00, or a cake with four slices in it for $4.00. I was about to go for the cake, when it hit me that I could get eight cupcakes for $6.00. WHAT A BARGAIN! I immediately picked up the cupcakes and went to the cash register, grinning ear to ear. As I walked out of the store, I whispered to myself "mission accomplished!" Ha ha ha, accomplished it was.
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