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A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Video Game Vehicles

There is nothing better than a good game that has great vehicles am I right fellas? Sometimes, what type of vehicle you ride on or use during a game, can make or break whether the game is a solid AAA title. How many of us loved Gears of...


Look, I Drink...Gaybear's Flaming Asshole

Look, I drink... And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Tonight's drink is in honor of the national ...


A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Video Game Weapons

Ok y'all, thanks to Electro Lemon's persistence, tonight's Top 10 is the antonym of last night's blog. Tonight's blog is full of win, instead of the usual facepalm weapons we get in games. I'm not in much of a mood to write that much to...


Look, I Drink -- Mr. Destructoid's Green Death

Look, I drink... And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Tonight's is a drink you must be careful of....


Look, I Drink -- White Russians

Look, I drink.. And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Tonight's is my absolute favorite drink of al...


A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Worst Video Game Weapons

Making his triumphant return after a many day furlough, Excremento, the King of the D-Toid Top 10s comes at you this evening with another one of his creations. Many of you serious gamers have played games where you wonder why certain g...


A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Cancelled Games

The video game industry is a fickle one. Games get proposed, games get made, but a large and unseen mass of games never get the chance to see the light of day. Tonight's top 10 will explore the ten games that were proposed, hyped, and t...


A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Albums To Game To

I really miss having games that have great soundtracks, maybe I just have the retro-glasses on but I miss the days of 8 or 16-bit sound effects and mainly music. Sure, there are games that have great soundtracks, but also, there are game...


The Weird Kid's -- Video Game Collection

I was really bored tonight and didn't feel like making a Top 10 and Seeing this Clog post last night got me inspired...really inspired. So, I thought it'd be cool to let you guys see the whole extent of my collection. I don't have any p...


I'm Getting Married!

I thought that for my blog post tonight I'd let you guys in on my life a little bit. I just got the best news of my life so far...my Fiance of 4.5 years told me yesterday that she is ready to get married! We've been together for almost ...


A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Gaming Beverages

I thought it would be fun to take the Top 10 outside of the realm of gaming tonight's list will be related to gaming, the same way that I'm related to George Bush Junior, tenuously. Tonight it's the Top 10 Gaming Beverages. Liquids, we ...


Do You Enjoy Being an Adult?

I'd love to know the age of the typical user/viewer of Destructoid. I wonder if it ranges from the pre-teens to the late sixties and all stops in between. I'm only curious because now that I am getting older (27 right now) I have many m...


A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Final Bosses (SNES)

In my honest opinion (IMHO for you internet people) my favorite system that I own would have to be the Super Nintendo. There are few consoles that I spent as much time in front of than my SNES. I bought as many accessories for it as I ...


I Love My iPod, Seriously...

I don't know how it happened, its almost like having a child I guess. One part of your life you don't have it then all of a sudden you have it and next thing you know you couldn't imagine a life without one. If you glossed over the title ...


The Appeal of Eternal Sonata

OR This week, I'm extremely excited to be able to pick up Eternal Sonata. The sad news is, I think Blue Dragon will end up collecting dust thanks to it. I've just recently got to Disc #3 in Blue Dragon and wonder if I'll get a chance t...


A Weird Kid's Top Ten -- Arcade Beat 'Em Ups

Tonight's edition of A Weird Kid's Top 10 is for a particular series that I can attest to eating more allowances that I can remember in the arcades. You got a whole $10 roll of quarters? Good, you'll need 'em, cause tonight we are talki...


Halo 3...Destructoid Clan?

Man I'm excited that Halo 3 releases in less than 2 weeks. I'll tell you what I'm not excited about though, Halo Kids. Those mischevious little bitches who are camping on multiplayer day-in day-out. I'd probably do the same, but I hav...


Games That Defined Me...Bionic Commando

Thank you Capcom for making this game and actually deciding to localize it here in the US back in 1988. Yes kids this game came out 19 fucking years ago, which makes the same game in my collection older than most of you here DToid. At t...


Damnit, Why September?

I was hitting up my local GameStore today to pick up a keyboard for my 360 controller and after a minute or so of banter between me and the clerk, I find out that Eternal Sonata will be out NEXT week, with Halo 3 coming in the week AFTER...


A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Shitty Games I Own

ME: Hi my name is Chris and I�m an addict. I collect videogames. ALL OF YOU: Hi Chris. ME: I�ve had this habit for the last 20 years of my life and don�t see any signs that this will ever go away. I sometimes find myself doing th...


A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Fighting Game Series

<p>It’s time for you all to bring out the pitchforks and torches to ride me out of town or to the tallest tree for a lynching because tonight’s A Weird Kid’s Top 10 is going to incite a riot, or not, you’ll hav...


A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Dreamcast Games

Aahhh, Sega�s Dreamcast, I maxed out a credit card buying you with Sonic Adventure and Soul Calibur. The next thing I know, Sega, you quit on me�and I don�t even know why. I loved this system and wholeheartedly supported it and wan...


Games That Defined Me...Einhander

There was a time when Square Soft was known only for their Role-Playing Games here in America. Its true, their name was generally synonymous with quality RPG. That is until the mid 90's on the PS1, when they decided to branch out to oth...


PS3 = More Sexiful?!?

I do pretty good at my day job, but not good enough to afford a PS3. It came down to a choice a little over a year ago, and I believe I made a great choice. I love my Microsoft Xbox 360 Elite, I've got a pretty good size library of titl...


A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Female Game Characters

I noticed something tonight that disturbed me. I noticed that men are in the majority of the starring roles in video games. Sure there are many games that HAVE female characters, but they are usually there as the object of affection or ju...


About Excrementoone of us since 5:39 PM on 07.11.2007

Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.

Author of The Ten Commandments for Community Bloggers

NES Games
SNES Games
Genesis Games
Female Game Characters
Dreamcast Games
Fighting Game Series
Shitty Games I Own
Arcade Beat 'Em Ups
Robot characters
Third Party NES Soundtracks
EGM #58 May 1994 Readers' Top 10
Final Bosses (SNES)
Things I'm Excited For In Halo 3
Gaming Beverages
Albums To Game To
Cancelled Games
Worst Video Game Weapons
Best Video Game Weapons
Video Game Vehicles
Most Frustrating Moments In Gaming
Useless Game Characters
Arcade Gun Games
Video Game Sidekicks
Overrated Successful Games
Games That Deserve Sequels
Game Soundtracks
Legend of Zelda Games
MSDOS Computer Games
Games I Wish My Fiance Would Play With Me
Advertainment Games
Games Mrs. Excremento Plays and Enjoys
Games of 2007
Ways To Die
Game Series I Never Get Tired of Playing
Games You Had To Leave The NES On All Night To Beat
Games I Forgot I Owned Until I Found Them While Packing Up My Apartment to Move to My New House
SNK Games
Guilty Pleasure Movies
NES Games That You Had to Leave on All Night to Beat
Arcade Beat 'Em Ups

White Russians
Mr. Destructoid's Green Death
Happy Cola
A Pimp Named Butmac
The Electro Lemon
Irish Car Bombs
Neonie's Furry Purple Squirrels
Adios Motherf*cker
Shipero's Italian Martini
Coonskin And Bones
Flaming Dr. Pepper
12-Gauge Shottie
Destructoid Army Green
Miami Vice
The Workman Mojito
n00bmeister's Sneaky Drinking at Work Drink
Necros's Lounge Lizard
The Goomba Smash
Aerox's Lunchbox
Bloodylip's I Have A Dreamsicle