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Look, I Drink -- Happy Cola

Look, I drink...

And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Tonight's drink is one of my own invention and was found by accident and necessity.

Happy Cola

There I was at a buddy's house party gettin my drink on playin some pool, after my game I got a shot of Jagermeister set it down and forgot that I had it. I went over to the Iced Kiddie Pool and grabbed myself a regular flavored Smirnoff Ice. Before the next game could get started I discovered my other drink sitting next to me being lonely. I didn't want to double fist it that night so I poured the Jager into my Smirnoff Ice. The taste is amazingly similar to these things:

The basic recipe is:

1 Bottle Smirnoff Ice
2-3 Oz. Jagermeister

Open the Smirnoff, take a sip, pour your shot into the bottle. Ta daa!

There you have it, Happy Cola. This makes a decent and delicious Haribo Cola like sipping beverage, though you aren't likely to get wasted having these. You could probably have a whole sixer and just barely catch a buzz. Though it is very tasty, enjoy!

*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drinks posted by Excremento, neither does Excremento.

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About Excrementoone of us since 5:39 PM on 07.11.2007

Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already, this is merely for the N00BS. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.

I've got my own blog at MediaWhoreNetwork that I try to write on when I'm not too busy...and just recently have decided to come back to do a few Community Blogs here on Dtoid now that most failbloggers don't exist anymore. I'm still here fellas (and ladies) updating as often as I can for all of your enjoyment.

Any of you out there who wish to chat it up with ol Ex can do so at:

Gmail -- xopher (DOT) reed (AT) gmail (DOT)com

Facebook: Xopher Reed

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