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LONG BLOG

Look, I Drink -- BigPopaGamer's Guaranteed to Get You Laid (or Sick) Punch

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There are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought to myself "Wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults?" That's where this posting comes from, the love I have for all drinks. So if you too are 21 years old or above, stay a spell, crack open a 'cold one' and join me as I share today's recipe.



BigPopaGamer's Guaranteed to Get You Laid (or Sick) Punch


BigPopaGamer, the man, the myth, the misogynist...I used to know nothing about this guy guy until I started coming into the IRC chat room (yes, some of us still hang out in the unofficial Destructoid chatroom) during the dayshift at my work. Turns out that BPG is a guy that has much of the the same interests and tastes as myself. He is always known as the man with the sexy GIFs and awesome profile, I got to know him a little better through this drink recipe he decided to share with me...check out BigPopaGamer's blog and feed the man some comments sometime. The man needs all the love you can spare.

The basic recipe is:

1 Liter of Everclear
1 Liter of 100 Proof Vodka
3 Gallons of Hawaiian Punch
1 2-Liter Bottle of Sprite
1 Quart of Orange Juice
1 Quart of Pineapple Juice
1 Quart of any random juice (optional)
1 2-Liter Bottle of Ginger Ale (optional)

This is probably the simplest recipe that I've posted in a long time, all you need is big ass cooler with a spigot, some ice, and a big mixing spoon (I suggest a cordless drill with a paint stirrer).

Just take all the ingredients and dump them into the cooler, mix and serve. Here's the real trick, you let the ladies drink for free while you charge the gents $5 to have as much as they can drink (to help offset the cost of making the whole thing).

This is a major warning! Go easy on drinking these! You will get fucked up and possibly alcohol poisioning if you drink too much. Just because there are over 5 gallons of the beverage and you can have as many as you want, doesn't mean that you should!

The drink should look something like this when finished.


How's about a nice Hawaiian Punch?



There you have it, a BigPopaGamer's Something Something Punch! Take it easy with these, seriously, even if you're initiated in the ways of liquor, it will go straight to your head. BigPopaGamer guarantees that if you make this and can make the alcohol "not taste-able", you will "see people get fucked up on two glasses" and also says that "everytime I've made this, I've seen nudity." So go out and make some and either get laid or sick...your choice!

*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drink recipes posted by Excremento, nor the actions taken from imbibing said drinks, neither does Excremento. Remeber kids, drink in moderation you don't want alcohol poisoning. As always have something to eat before a night of drinking.



Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!



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About Excrementoone of us since 5:39 PM on 07.11.2007


Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already, this is merely for the N00BS. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.

I've got my own blog at MediaWhoreNetwork that I try to write on when I'm not too busy...and just recently have decided to come back to do a few Community Blogs here on Dtoid now that most failbloggers don't exist anymore. I'm still here fellas (and ladies) updating as often as I can for all of your enjoyment.

Any of you out there who wish to chat it up with ol Ex can do so at:

Gmail -- xopher (DOT) reed (AT) gmail (DOT)com

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White Russians
Mr. Destructoid's Green Death
Happy Cola
A Pimp Named Butmac
The Electro Lemon
Irish Car Bombs
Neonie's Furry Purple Squirrels
Adios Motherf*cker
Shipero's Italian Martini
Coonskin And Bones
Flaming Dr. Pepper
12-Gauge Shottie
Destructoid Army Green
Miami Vice
The Workman Mojito
n00bmeister's Sneaky Drinking at Work Drink
Necros's Lounge Lizard
The Goomba Smash
Aerox's Lunchbox
Bloodylip's I Have A Dreamsicle

EXCREMENTO MAKES:

Brownies
Lasagna
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