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Excremento...IS BACK!

Hey all, I have to apologize for not posting as much as I normally do. I've been really busy making something special for all of you that will be up sometime this week. I've been looking around and I see some new people posting on the C...

 
 
 

A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Legend of Zelda Games

So, sitting here working on something entirely new for you guys, I decided I needed a break and thought I would throw up a new top 10 just for the hells of it. It's not going to be your typical spit and polish top 10, just a fun little r...

 
 
 
 

Something Big This Way Comes...

You won't be seeing me for a bit this week...all I will tell you is that it involves the words: Weird Kid, Games, and Top. As well as the number 50...so, just a quick note to all of my readers that I will be working on a fucking huge blo...

 
 
 

28 Confessions of a Gamestop Shift Supervisor

Now, you guys know me to not usually put up short C-BLogs up, but I was visiting my usual web comics tonight, I saw on one guy's blog an article that many of of you might enjoy, Retail: 28 Confessions of a Gamestop Shift Supervisor. I've...

 
 
 
 

A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Game Soundtracks

There is something that is deathly important in any video game, atmosphere. Without a great soundtrack or good ambient noise your game is as good as bargain bin'd. Tonight's list will attempt to list my favorite game soundtracks. There...

 
 
 

A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Games That Deserve Sequels

Unfortunately for us gamers, we aren't as lucky as fans of books, music, or movies in the fact that the bulk of items released don't ever see a sequel, even though we think that they might deserve it. In planning tonight's list, I had to...

 
 
 

Look, I Drink -- Destructoid Army Green

Look, I drink. And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Destructoid Army Green To be consider...

 
 
 
 
 

A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Video Game Sidekicks

There are too numerous games out there that are you versus the world. However, tons of games proved themselves better mainly thanks to their inclusion of a sidekick. Looking up the word in a dictionary gives this result: "a person close...

 
 
 
 

Look, I Drink -- 12 Gauge Shottie

Look, I drink. And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? 12 Gauge Shottie I thought since its ...

 
 
 
 

Look, I Drink -- Flaming Dr. Pepper

Look, I drink. And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Flaming Dr. Pepper I have no idea who...

 
 
 

A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Arcade Gun Games

Man, I look back at my life and realize that I have spent a lot of money being a gamer, so much lost in games that are just collecting dust and another fortune lost in those wooden cabinets containing such sweet sweet escape from real lif...

 
 
 

Look, I Drink -- Coonskin and Bones

Look, I drink. And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Coonskin and Bones Thanks to Coonskin...

 
 
 

A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Useless Game Characters

For the last couple of days, I had been suffering with a horrible bout of writer's block. Sure it's an easy thing to write about booze, there's a near infinite amount of ways you can mix the stuff. But when it comes to something that I ...

 
 
 

Look, I Drink -- Shipero's Italian Apple Martini

Look, I drink. And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Named after one of the nicer commenter's I'...

 
 
 

Look, I Drink -- Adios Motherfucker

Look, I drink. And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Adios Motherfucker I experienced a great...

 
 
 

Games That Defined Me -- Caveman Games

Maybe you've heard of this game under a different name on a different system (Caveman Ugh-lympics) but to me, it has always been and will forever be Caveman Games. The premise is pretty simple, all games back them were pretty much that w...

 
 
 
 

Look, I Drink -- Irish Car Bombs

Look, I drink... And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Tonight's is one of my favorites, and was a ...

 
 
 

A Weird Kid's Not Top 10 -- Gaming Clich�s

As suggested in the comments last night by Das Inchworm, I set out tonight to make a top 10 list of the worst vidoe game cliches. Unfortunately, there are just way too many for me to even make an honest attempt at whittling the list down t...

 
 
 

Look I Drink -- The Electro Lemon

Look, I drink... And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Continuing on with last nights theme, tonigh...

 
 
 

A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Video Game Villains

Lately, I've been working on some SERIOUS top 10 lists and tonight's is one of epic-ness or fail-itude, depending on how you look at it. It's a massive topic that was nearly impossible to whittle down to just 10, I'm talking about the to...

 
 
 

Look, I Drink -- A Pimp Named Butmac

Look, I drink... And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Tonight's drink is the start of a series of ...

 
 
 

A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Puzzle Games

Since the dawn of video game systems, we have been blessed with genres ranging from Fighting Games to Pretty Princess Simulations. One of the best genres in my opinion is one that many of us are infinitely intimate with...the Puzzle Game...

 
 
 

Look, I Drink -- Happy Cola

Look, I drink... And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Tonight's drink is one of my own invention a...

 
 

About Excrementoone of us since 5:39 PM on 07.11.2007

Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.


Author of The Ten Commandments for Community Bloggers

NES Games
SNES Games
Genesis Games
Female Game Characters
Dreamcast Games
Fighting Game Series
Shitty Games I Own
Arcade Beat 'Em Ups
Robot characters
Third Party NES Soundtracks
EGM #58 May 1994 Readers' Top 10
Final Bosses (SNES)
Things I'm Excited For In Halo 3
Gaming Beverages
Albums To Game To
Cancelled Games
Worst Video Game Weapons
Best Video Game Weapons
Video Game Vehicles
Most Frustrating Moments In Gaming
Useless Game Characters
Arcade Gun Games
Video Game Sidekicks
Overrated Successful Games
Games That Deserve Sequels
Game Soundtracks
Legend of Zelda Games
MSDOS Computer Games
Games I Wish My Fiance Would Play With Me
Advertainment Games
Games Mrs. Excremento Plays and Enjoys
Games of 2007
Ways To Die
Game Series I Never Get Tired of Playing
Games You Had To Leave The NES On All Night To Beat
Games I Forgot I Owned Until I Found Them While Packing Up My Apartment to Move to My New House
SNK Games
Guilty Pleasure Movies
NES Games That You Had to Leave on All Night to Beat
Arcade Beat 'Em Ups

White Russians
Mr. Destructoid's Green Death
Happy Cola
A Pimp Named Butmac
The Electro Lemon
Irish Car Bombs
Neonie's Furry Purple Squirrels
Adios Motherf*cker
Shipero's Italian Martini
Coonskin And Bones
Flaming Dr. Pepper
12-Gauge Shottie
Destructoid Army Green
Miami Vice
The Workman Mojito
n00bmeister's Sneaky Drinking at Work Drink
Necros's Lounge Lizard
The Goomba Smash
Aerox's Lunchbox
Bloodylip's I Have A Dreamsicle

EXCREMENTO MAKES:

Brownies
Lasagna
 
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