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Live from Windows 7 beta on my new PC, it's time for a Contest! Win some free XBLA, Wii, or PSN money! Or some classic RPGs!

Yes, it's me, EternalDeathSlayer, former troll and current Destructoid addict. I've recently been in withdrawal from lack of blogging, so I'm here to share my ultimately shallow and meaningless thoughts with you, the community. I love you all. And I'm going to spread some of that love with a little contest for you guys, but we'll get to that later. First, I'd like you to hear my thoughts on a few things. You know, just in case you're actually interested in what my pathetic, miserable excuse for a living organism has to say.

I will be giving away 2 prizes: 1 winner will receive their choice of $20 Point cards. So you can get yourself some Microsoft Moon Money, some Wii points, or even some PSN cash! They do make PSN cards now, right?

The other winner will receive my used copies of Final Fantasy VII and Final Fantasy IX. They are both Greatest Hits versions. So, if you're entering, keep in mind you'll need a backwards compatible PS3, a PS2, or a PS1 to play these two games. I figured I'd give them away because there is probably no chance I will ever have time for them again.

Note to RPG fans: Don't have kids.

Oh, and you'll have to wait until at least Tuesday for the points, as the banks are closed today.

Apparently some black guy got shot or something. Or maybe it was his birthday....I'm a bad American.

As for the games, who knows how long they'll take. Once the winner sends me an address, I'll eventually mail them out.

How will this contest play out? Very simple. Since I'm lazy and have no imagination, I will be using the old comment inducing "What number am I thinking of?" formula. So, with that in mind, it's going to be from 1 to 200.

Just guess a number from 1 to 200 in the comments and you will be entered to win. Just be careful not to use the same number as another person. The person who guesses the correct number (or the closest to it) will win a prize, and the person who is second closest will also win a prize.

It's that simple. Now, get to guessing.

Oh, and as for why I'm doing this again all of a sudden: My grandfather won 1 million dollars on Christmas day on a New Jersey Lottery scratch off ticket. Yesterday the entire family was invited out to dinner, where he gave each of his grandchildren $1000. We were instructed to buy whatever we wanted, so along with a few games for myself, I decided I'd share the love with you guys.

Based on the last few weeks in the c-blogs, you guys need it. I love you all, even those of you who hate me!


Now guess that number. I'll be cleaning the fucking snow off of my fucking car so I can get some fucking McDonalds.
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About EternalDeathSlayerone of us since 7:43 AM on 11.27.2007

Hello there Destructoid. I don't game as much as I used to when I was an extremely active member of the website. I've had a 3rd kid as opposed to the 2 I had back when I joined and I've discovered that there are other things to do besides play video games. But I'm still a gamer for life.

Wii U


Xbox 360




PS Vita

Decent PC for gaming


My Favorite Games:

I used to have a list here but honestly I've changed my mind quite a bit over the years. I played Chrono Trigger again like I do ever year or 2 and decided that it's dialogue, like many old (and many new) JRPGs, was just too shitty and juvenile for me to actually take seriously anymore. I guess I'm just getting old.

My favorite games in no particular order are Resident Evil 4, God of War, Super Mario Bros 3, Super Mario Galaxy, Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past,Final Fantasy Tactics, Batman Arkham Asylum, and Chrono Cross. Pretty sure I've forgotten a few games I might remember when asked what my favorite games are in the future. It changes a lot.

This website used to be the best on the internet. Hopefully it will get back to that point, or close, some day soon. I'll probably never fully leave anyway.

Xbox LIVE:Kobewan0869


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