Yes, it's me, EternalDeathSlayer, former troll and current Destructoid addict. I've recently been in withdrawal from lack of blogging, so I'm here to share my ultimately shallow and meaningless thoughts with you, the community. I love you all. And I'm going to spread some of that love with a little contest for you guys, but we'll get to that later. First, I'd like you to hear my thoughts on a few things. You know, just in case you're actually interested in what my pathetic, miserable excuse for a living organism has to say.
I will be giving away 2 prizes: 1 winner will receive their choice of $20 Point cards. So you can get yourself some Microsoft Moon Money, some Wii points, or even some PSN cash! They do make PSN cards now, right?
The other winner will receive my used copies of Final Fantasy VII
and Final Fantasy IX
. They are both Greatest Hits versions. So, if you're entering, keep in mind you'll need a backwards compatible PS3, a PS2, or a PS1 to play these two games. I figured I'd give them away because there is probably no chance I will ever have time for them again.
Note to RPG fans: Don't have kids.
Oh, and you'll have to wait until at least Tuesday for the points, as the banks are closed today.
Apparently some black guy got shot or something. Or maybe it was his birthday....I'm a bad American.
As for the games, who knows how long they'll take. Once the winner sends me an address, I'll eventually mail them out.
How will this contest play out? Very simple. Since I'm lazy and have no imagination, I will be using the old comment inducing "What number am I thinking of?" formula. So, with that in mind, it's going to be from 1 to 200. Just guess a number from 1 to 200 in the comments and you will be entered to win. Just be careful not to use the same number as another person.
The person who guesses the correct number (or the closest to it) will win a prize, and the person who is second closest will also win a prize.
It's that simple. Now, get to guessing.
Oh, and as for why I'm doing this again all of a sudden: My grandfather won 1 million dollars on Christmas day on a New Jersey Lottery scratch off ticket. Yesterday the entire family was invited out to dinner, where he gave each of his grandchildren $1000. We were instructed to buy whatever we wanted, so along with a few games for myself, I decided I'd share the love with you guys.
Based on the last few weeks in the c-blogs, you guys need it. I love you all, even those of you who hate me!
LOVE! FEEL IT!
Now guess that number. I'll be cleaning the fucking snow off of my fucking car so I can get some fucking McDonalds.