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More Wonderful Ads!

You guys know how much I looooooooove interesting ads, so of course I couldn't resist posting this: To be honest, I really preferred the ads for dead hookers. At least this time I got around to copying the link: http://rm.yieldmanager....

 
 
 

It's my Birthday!

That's right bitches, I'm a Valentine baby! It's actually pretty cool with all the free candy and stuff. Presents are awesome. I accept money, candy, and videogames. With receipts in case I don't like it.. To celebrate, I present one ...

 
 
 

I love Porn as much as you guys, but...

This is getting a bit ridiculous. Porn is wonderful, but it really doesn't go well with Destructoid. And it seems a bit niche. Dead hookers and Sexy chicas are a market that really does not appeal to me. I take it that no one else ...

 
 
 

My Godlike New Computer

Every now and then I like to see the most expensive computer it would be possible to purchase anywhere. It's been a while since the last time I tried, but now I present to you: The Blackbird, a machine I can only compare to the monolit...

 
 
 

New Best Gaming Webcomic Evaaaaaaaaar!

Yes I know this is kind of a repost but fuck you. If you bitch I will eat your family. The side of the story we've never seen. From my personal favorite webcomic ever, Overcompensating. Please read it.

 
 
 

Super Awesome Team Fortress 2 Update News

Valve are (is?) overachievers! Which is good for us. According to a source which shall not be named, the mega huge TF2 update coming soon is even mega-er and huge-er Previously we thought the update simply was some new achievements, an u...

 
 
 

Team Fortress 2 in Legos and Real Life

It seems that while I was gone people have had the opportunity to make even more awesomer Team Fortress 2 stuff. Behold! The legos of awesomeness! Here be pictures Startlingly accurate in their portrayal, I must say. Next, someone wit...

 
 
 

Team Fortress 2 - New Medic Achievements

Someone on the internets has been kind enough to find the list of new achievements, which are all for the medic class. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess they've done this because medic is the least played class. Of course, it's my most...

 
 
 

Kingdom Of Loathing- Official Destructoid Clan

Our Steam Community seems to have been a success, so with great pride, joy, and happiness I announce to you the (semi)Official KINGDOM OF LOATHING OFFICIAL DESTRUCTOID CLAN! It's just created, so so far there's only me. I'd appreciate it ...

 
 
 

Kingdom of Loathing: Portal Reference

Those of you who play Kingdom of Loathing should know that Crimbo season has started, with the ability to make new toys of awesomeness. Those of you who don't play Kingdom of Loathing, you have no excuse, go kill yourselves. Anyways, one ...

 
 
 

New Team Fortress 2 Stats

Valve has just come out with another interesting list of statistics, this time related to Team Fortress 2. It's quite fascinating, though no one will be surprised that Scout is the most played class and gets the most captures, sniper gets ...

 
 
 

You know what disgusts me?

Yesterday, a guy by the name of Robert Hawkins decided to "go out in style", and went to a mall in Omaha, Nebraska where he killed eight people, wounded five, and suicided. At the time I'm writing this, that was about 33 hours ago. And al...

 
 
 

New Best Team Fortress 2 Shirt

Ok, you gotta admit the team fortress 2 shirts in the Valve store are awesome, though a bit lacking in number. This blows them away... Based on the best Team Fortress 2 comic. A link for the lazy people. http://topatoco.com/m...

 
 
 
 

(un)Official Warmonger Review

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the (un)official review of Warmonger. Many of you may not know what Warmonger is, seeing as it kind of slipped past everyone's radar. According to it's website, "Warmonger is the first step to realizing...

 
 
 

(un)Official Warmonger Review

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the (un)official review of Warmonger. Many of you may not know what Warmonger is, seeing as it kind of slipped past everyone's radar. According to it's website, "Warmonger is the first step to realizing...

 
 
 

New Team Fortress 2 Achievements

So, remember that news post a few days ago that said there'd be new achievements for Team Fortress 2? Well, turns out that it wasn't some guys random hallucination. I present to you: The evidence... 36 achievements for just one class,...

 
 
 

I'm gone, go on without me.

Well, see you in a week, I'm goin on a cruise to Mexico, and as everyone knows, they don't have internet access there. Try to go on without me, but don't have too much fun on Friday Night Fights. Also, make a gazillion comments on this po...

 
 
 

The best Team Fortress 2 accomplishment ever

So, as my fellow Team Fortressers may know, in the realm of that video game, I am a god. So I take to providing myself silly challenges to give others a chance. (Yes, I am quite modest, thank you for noticing. ) So, without further ado,...

 
 
 

Reverend Anthony's Terrible Secret

Throughout my dealings and experiences with our very own Reverend Anthony, I have always been shadowed by a feeling of fear. Until today, I thought it attributed to his amazing gaming skills. Until today... What is this? A picture of...

 
 
 

Team Fortress 2: Code of Honuor

It's Friday Night Fights. Me and the homies of Destructoid are playing some Team Fortress 2. Naturally, I'm owning the newbs, especially Yashoki. But while ownage may be fun, it does get old after a while. So I thought to myself, Hmm, E...

 
 
 

Team Fortress 2 Comic

Despite the amazing awesomeness of Team Fortress 2, I haven't seen any comics made about it, except one by Penny Arcade. But today, that all changed. Without further ado, I present to you this piece of awesomeness. Brought to you by t...

 
 
 

Portal: Quite Disappointing?

Consider yourself warned: *Here be Spoilers* So, today, I decided that I would finish Portal, since I just finished Episode 2 a few hours before. Afterwards, I had a feeling. Not a satisfied feeling, or an enraged feeling(although I...

 
 
 

Free Half Life 2 Contest

So, As mentioned earlier, I am holding a contest to give away a free copy of Half Life 2, and Half Life 2: Episode for PC. The contest is simple, I post a list of random Half Life trivia questions, and you guys answer them. Whoever a...

 
 
 

Free Steam Game Contest

Alright, so I'm planning to pre-order the Orange Box on Steam so I can play the Team Fortress 2 Beta, but I have a slight problem that might work out to peoples benefit. With the Orange Box, comes a copy of Half Life 2, and Half Life 2: Epi...

 
 
 

Free Steam Game Contest

Alright, so I'm planning to pre-order the Orange Box on Steam so I can play the Team Fortress 2 Beta, but I have a slight problem that might work out to peoples benefit. With the Orange Box, comes a copy of Half Life 2, and Half Life 2: Epi...

 
 
 

Life Insurance: What the hell?

Now, I know life insurance is great and all, it's great for easy money making. Just take out a policy on a family member, and surreptitiously have them killed, and BAM, you're rich. But what the bloody fuck is up with these recent ads? T...

 
 
 

Jack Thompson's book is awesome!

For no reason, I decided to check up on my avatar location, and found this: Besides the amusement of it being rated one star and there being one copy left, I find it particularly funny that Amazon offers it together with Attack of the Ba...

 
 
 

Bioshock Easter Egg!

Check this shit out. If you don't get the reference, here's a hint: I'm sorry for breaking Commandment VII. Original post on Extralife Edit: Fine Chieftain, here you go...

 
 
 

AOL Satanity

Check it! The number of the Beast on the e-mail browser of the Beast! And btw, this is my dads e-mail account, you couldn't pay me to use AOL.

 
 

About Eschatosone of us since 11:44 PM on 01.01.2007

Games I'm playing now:

Earthbound
Gears of War
Kingdom of Loathing
Dwarf Fortress
Titan Quest
Team Fortress 2
Morrowind
Arcanum
GTA: Vice City

Favorite Video Game Characters:

Boyd (Psychonauts)
Sheogorath (Oblivion: The Shivering Isles)
Sander Cohen (Bioshock)




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