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LONG BLOG

My Godlike New Computer

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Every now and then I like to see the most expensive computer it would be possible to purchase anywhere. It's been a while since the last time I tried, but now I present to you:




The Blackbird, a machine I can only compare to the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey.


I see a resemblance.

This beast starts at around $2399, but I am forced to get the most expensive version possible.








Behold! Ten thousand seven hundred two dollars and ninety two cents worth of computer parts, which forms the ultimate computing behemoth known to mankind!




P.S.
If any of you actually buys this for me I will give you the most sincere hug ever given in all of eternity.

P.P.S.
Why the fuck did Niero do away with "Last Comment: You suck. by God"? "Offline, brb" just isn't the same.
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About Eschatosone of us since 11:44 PM on 01.01.2007

Games I'm playing now:

Earthbound
Gears of War
Kingdom of Loathing
Dwarf Fortress
Titan Quest
Team Fortress 2
Morrowind
Arcanum
GTA: Vice City

Favorite Video Game Characters:

Boyd (Psychonauts)
Sheogorath (Oblivion: The Shivering Isles)
Sander Cohen (Bioshock)




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