There are currently four races of Fanboys in the game: The Microsoft race, the Sony race, the Nintendo race and the Others race.
Now lets move on to the various classes of fanboys (and yes, you may also create your own custom class!)
The Knight Class:
This is the person that simply says "I like my PS3" or "My 360 is great!". They are immensely powerful as they simply believe that their system is best for "them". They use the mighty sword of the word "I". Few can argue with such simplicity and the cutting strength of "my personal opinion".
Now that you've determined your race and class (or custom class), you're playing the game. You may be just a casual player... or a hard-core devotee of the game - but most any avid gamer is invariably playing the game. So let's get on to the rules of the game... the first rule is that you are playing the game. The second rule is that you will lose the game. Like any big Massively Multiplayer Online game... the devs keep adding expansion packs with new races, new classes and new weapons. One minute you can beat the PS3 race with the weapon of "no games" and the next minute you look around and that weapon is useless. The game is designed so that no one Race or Class will win the game.
Being a fanboy is natural if you're a gamer... you'll have opinions on the consoles that others don't share. It's as natural as farting or belching. Showing a little bit of fanboyism with an "I love my PS3" is rather like one of those tiny silent releases of gas as you're cruising through the mall... it really doesn't hurt anyone and nobody really notices. Bashing the other consoles is more like dropping a loud smelly fart in an elevator of strangers. They are all going to stop and stare at you and wonder if you're mildly retarded or just blatantly rude. So play the game, but play a decent class and try not to have explosive chilli burrito diarreah of a blog that stinks up Destructoid (otherwise diapers may be required).
WARNING: All fanboys noted in this work of fiction are entirely non-fictional. Any representations or resemblances to real or imaginary people are coincidental and intentional. This blog author was extremely bored and was inspired to write this by RegginBolas
who is showing no imagination as a Fanboy and is playing as the Barbarian class. Hopefully he will step up his game a bit and learn how to play some of the more challenging classes of fanboy.
(Next week we will discuss the "Troll game" and the "Elsinator" class.... I won't respond on a trolls attempt to troll me on their own blog, therefore giving them attention... no I'll respond by writing an entire blog inspired by them. It will hopefully provide a mild form of entertainment for others, while I essentially get to call someone out for being a low level fanboy. This, Reggin... THIS is how you troll someone. I at least took the time to find some amusing pictures for my troll blog. Unlike the fanboy game which can't be won... the troll game can be. Your turn. :)
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