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DIE SCEA DIE

Okay, so El Guapo said to himself that his last post was going to be the last bitchy post because the internets are already too full of that crap. But HOLY SHIT, Sony just sent me a broken PS3 to replace my broken PS3. Honestly, how fucking...

 
 
 

Microsoft and Sony take turns sodomizing El Guapo

Okay, this is getting so ridiculous I'm almost laughing. So with my PS3 still waiting for its coffin to arrive via UPS I have been playing me some 360. Not having purchased an original Xbox I decided to try out Fable for a measly 1200 point...

 
 
 

Would you say I have a plethora of failed consoles?

Look at me, Iím a statistical improbability. But instead of winning the lottery or some other fun shit, I have bricked three consoles. Iíve seen the RROD twice and now Iím down a PS3. What the hell? Before you go and say some shit like ití...

 
 
 

Eunuch?

In an ill-advised fit of extravagance I recently bought a PSP. I won't go into the reasons because they were really stupid, but suffice it to say I wanted to own as many of the current systems as possible and was too damned impatient to try...

 
 

About El Guapoone of us since 11:10 AM on 02.02.2008

I'm into pretty much anything that is awesome, but I have the attention span of a brain-damaged chimp so I am usually playing five games at once and 3 or 4 aren't anywhere near current. I love me some RPG and a good fighter and I have recently gotten into FPS thanks to the 360. Typically I steer clear of online gaming because I am a very very angry person, but lately because I have so little money, Gamefly rules for that reason. I started playing games when I was 4 years old with Mario on the NES, I sucked. Didn't really start liking games until the N64 when I was finally able to beat my older brother at something (Killer Instinct Gold).