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The Sopa Box: Shut up and eat your slop.

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So the Sopa Box revolutionary is gone and so it's been decided a this series needs a new person in change. A: less toxic, less rude, more polite host and our gracious corporate hosts have chosen me.

So all of your worthless maggots better shut your Dorito holes and get in line and there won't be any trouble here.

With Blizzard releasing their hotly anticipated and certain to be game of the year title Diablo Immortal™ some of you jumped up overly entitled manchildren didn't like it. You were offensive and toxic to the developers on stage who put in so much hard work just to make you the ungrateful plebians  happy but instead you chose to verbally assault the poor person. You all should know your place, you are nothing, you are meaningless as anything other than a way for deliver cash from one place to us, you do not matter one iota in this world and if you could see just how tiny insignificant and meaningless you are you would lose your tiny little minds.

Diablo Immortal™ will be the groundbreaking title finally making exclusionary games like Diablo accessible to more people via the superior platform of mobile phones which are the future of video games. Phones are far more powerful than anything you pathetic wretches will have assembled made with superior corporate parts under superior conditions. If you can't handle phones or find playing games on them tricky then maybe you should just git gud you worthless unloved noobs. And those of you crying stream of tears that it's mobile only, don't you own phones? Or are you just a sexist who hates women, because that's what disliking mobile games means and everyone else knows it.

You worms expressing your opinions online on the youtube and twitter, you should learn to be quiet and listen to your corporate betters for Blizzard know what is best for you and you should just shut up your pathetic useless whining and get in line with what your superiors have deemed best for your and our franchises. We've seen enough of your entitled attitudes damaging our poor defenceless little companies who only want to bring joy to the world. You attempts to censor our lootbox artistry and Microtrasaction masterpieces are vile and sick twisted excuses for humans.

Do not test my patients, do not make me call upon my attack dogs to make further examples out of you for daring to express a non corporate endorsed opinion in future. We make the line your role is to spread it and if you are found lacking in your role you are infinitely replaceable with 10 others waiting eagerly to take your place at our table already. If we wanted your opinion we'd ask for it. We didn't  all we expect from you is to say what we tell you or shut up and give us your money because you owe it to us for all the work we do just to please you entitled brats. Continue to speak up and your tiny minds will be crushed in the bare hands of your intellectual superiors.


This has been your new Sopa box and remember Give your money freely to your superiors after all we've done for you we deserve it all.

















R̵͘͘͢e̴̸m͝͠e͞͞m͏́͜͠b̸̷̨͜͡e̶̛͠r̡͡,̷̕ ̛̕͟҉r̸̴͏̵e̸͘͟m̸̵̀ę̵͢m̧͘b̴̢͟e͘͏̕r̢͞ ̷̸̡t̸̸͜h҉͟͠͞é̷̢̡̛ ̶͜҉̨͟f̧͢i͏̵̸f̸̡̀͜͞ţ́̕h͢͞ ̕͜o̴͢f̵̀͡ ̴̷̨͜͝Ǹ̢͝o̵͟͠v̛͡͠e̵̶̴͞m͏̷b͘͜e̴̴̸r̀͠,̷͞ ̷̀͠
͜͢͟͠G̵͠ų̸͜n̨͢͞p̵̴̨͝o̷̶̕͠͝w̡̛͡͞͝d̵͏ę͢r͏̴ ͏̸̕t̨̕͞r͏̀ę̸̀͡a̵̸̡͝s̷̸̕͘o̶̵̧͟ņ̨ ͏̀͏a̸͘͜͟͞n̵d̵̨͞ ̛̀́͢͡p̷̕͘l̴̸̵̡͜o̷͟͜͞t̛͢͞.̸͜͝͡ ̨͟͡
͡͡͏I̕͏̵̀ ̷̵̀͠ş̸̷̛͠é҉e̕͟͜ ͏̶̴ņ̛́o̡̨͢͝ ̛́͘ŕe̷̢̡͝͞a̢̧̨͢s҉̧ò̵̢͟͠n̢̧͜͡ ̨͝
̢W̵̧̨͢h̵͝y̸̢͡͡ ̵̵̧g̸͘͝͝͡u̵n̴̵p̶̧̕͘͜o҉͘͡͏w̸̢͠d̵̸̸͜͝e͘͠ŗ̨́̕ ́̕͞t̕҉͏r͡e̷̴͘͡ą̧̕s̢͜͞ó̶n̷҉̷ ̵̨̡
̴̶̕͜͞S̴̶h̷̷o̴̡͜͝u̢͡͏͢l̴̛̀͞͝d̀̀͘͝͞ ͠e͟͠͝v̵̧͝͞͡e̡͟͝ŕ̨͡ ̨͘҉b̨̨̛͟͝e̶̸̕ ̴̶̸̀͘f̵̶̧o̴̴̡͘r̷͘͜g͟͠͡ó̶̡͡t̡!̸̡ ̶̨҉͝

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About Dwavenhobbleone of us since 8:33 AM on 06.19.2012

A qualified Environmental Chemist who happens to live in a fairly dense city with no real environment or chemistry industry.

I review indie games on another blog and you'll see them pop up here if I think the review is a good or interesting one (along with a shameless bit of self promotion)

I also operate another blog reviewing films and I mean t pick that back up when I can.

I've been gaming since the SNES days. I've been in the pro scene before for tribes 2 but hate the present pro scenes and have no interest in going back into it.

I tend to get into quite a few Betas and love ones without NDA as it means I can write about them. I have even beta tested an xbox 360 game in my time (and no not a normal public Beta one )

In gaming I'm normally the guy looking at the shelf below the AAA titles first to see if there are any great hidden gems.

My gaming drug of choice: Timesplitters in any flavour (Why won't you make Timesplitters 4 Crytek, why ????? I need my fix of insanity )
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