And it had been said that on the 9th day of November in the two thousandth and twelfth year of our Lord (Pac-Man), that all members of the coolest community on the inter-webs within driving distance would amass at the house of one Procyon...

Along the lines of all the changes that have taken place across the Dtoid website, the Baltimore/DC NARP is on the precipice (take THAT SATs!) of a change itself. Having been the host for three years, and just recently married, Procyon ...

That's right folks, while the west coast snobs bump elbows at E3 wine and dine in L.A., us fine east coast folk have the opportunity to do it up right, and experience one of the best aspects of the Destructoid community: the NARP. You CO...

That's right ladies and gents, the first 2012 BaltiNARP-extraordinaire will be kicking off in less than two weeks!!! Come Friday June 8, attendees will be rolling up from every corner of the northeast, and then some, for 48 hours of pure ...

Once E3 wraps up, the party is moving from the west coast to the east coast. The festival known by many names such as the BaltiNARP, the Mid-Atlantic NARP, and the Raven's Cheerleaders car wash in my driveway (please?) takes place from Fr...

It is going down Novemeber 4th, 5th, and 6th. The one, the only, mid-Atlantic D-toid gathering for all you mid-Atlantic folk, is happening just about one month from now. Free up your calendar and block that weekend out, cuz you won't wa...

That's right! At some point during the Spring BaltiNARP 2011 this weekend, celebrities are expected to appear in other places. See what we did there? But screw the celebrities, you should come to the NARP anyway! Reasons not to atte...

Feast your eyes on only a small portion of what you'll be missing if you don't attend this season's Baltimore/DC NARP event. Behold the sight of Dong Dong Never Die running with arcade controls. We understand, you may be busy attending ...

Just a little more than one month from now, Destructoid members from the MD, DC, VA, DE, PA, and NJ communities (did I get everyone this time?) will be getting their NARP on at Procyon's house. This semi annual get together is your chanc...

It's like that, but less inky. A group of BaltimoreDC Dtoiders are getting together in Washington to see the cherry blossoms at their peak bloom. It's a good time to get together, be one with nature, y'know. Hippie stuff. Here's the sch...

MAGfest tided over some of our music and video gaming needs, but we need more. As fate would have it, the Video Games Live show is playing in the DC area. Held at the Music Center at Strathmore, the National Symphonic Orchestra will be pl...

The following blog post does not represent the position of Destructoid, DtoidBaltimoreDC, and any of its members in any way, and is purely the mad ramblings of someone who managed to hack into DtoidBaltimoreDC's account. Don't buy this n...

Alright all you Marylanders, Virginians, D.C.-ers, Pennsylvanians, the odd Ohian and those who live close to the Shore known as Jersey... <update>and Delawhiners</update> ARE YOU READY TO NARP??? Because it's on!  ...

Just a quick heads up to anyone that is attending this weekend's DC/MD/VA NARP, Mr. Destructoid Bobbleheads (usually only available here) will be available for purchase on Saturday. Bring your monies and get you one! This is a last minut...

This is happening. Another weekend full of gaming, debauchery, meat, pizza, towels, and hopefully a little NERF. What else could someone ask for? Classic Controller Pro? We will have that for sure! Where: Procyon's House When: April 2...

You read that right. Due to a significant amount of regulars being unavailable the weekend of April 16, the next DC/MD/VA NARP will be rescheduled to the following weekend. Not too much of a delay but it does give a little extra time to p...

Sad that PAXEast is over? Still want to hang out with cool kids and play the video games? Well BaltimoreDC NARP has got you covered! That's right, we are kicking off our first NARP for twenty-ten in mid-April. New location. New games. Sa...

As mentioned before, MAGFest came and happened and went but will be back! We all will be ready for an amazing time (that is better than PAX, just ask Topher) next year. Until then, we will just sit back and remember the good times we had...

No better words can described what happened than... Yeah, this occurred. Thanks to all those who came out! It was great seeing and meeting you all and can't wait till next year. As for the rest of you, don't be afraid to jump in on...

One month from now, we will be amidst gaming greatness and funness had by all. Do you want to be enjoying or wishing you could've been partaking in the fun? Just a reminder of the upcoming event as well as trying to get a concrete head co...

Plans are pretty much finalized. If you haven't guessed it by now, we are taking our little NARP to THE GREAT convention known as MAGFest! It takes place in Alexandria, VA in January and gaming bliss happens there at a hotel so you are ne...

It is about that time, planning of the next EPIC DC/VA/MD NARP is underway. It'll be bigger and amazinger than before. So big, we are actually adapting it and undertaking something larger. Keep your calendars clear for the fun times! Det...

Since there are no words to describe what went down as mentioned Monday, let's try some video! This is how a Bmore NARP throws down, as well as surrounded Bmore areas like Karaoke since bloodylip got some karaoke on. To start things off,...

Another weekend has come and past, but not just any weekend. This was an EPIC Baltimore NARP weekend! Where there was much gay time and way too much Street Fighter IV! From trying to find Canadians at an airport to Settler's & Zombie boa...

That's right boys and girl, we are approaching epic time had by those fortunate enough to be in the MD/DC/VA area! Don't fret, all hope is not lost for you can still join in and all the rockin' pants off time*! Just be sure to bring a tow...

Alright guys. Just a reminder/schedule post for next weekend. You can view the original post here. All dtoiders are welcome. I(Hitogoroshi) have plenty of crash space for both Friday and Saturday night. Just be aware you might sleep ...

Mike: May 2nd at my place people are welcome to spend the night etc etc etc me: okay... i'll get on it eventually Mike: post some old videos talk about how much better we are than DtoidLA HA! me: HA! Sent at 1:02 PM on Tuesday There you ...

If you haven't been to a Baltimore NARP, you haven't been to a NARP. We got the amazing pad, the amazing gaming set-up, the amazing people, and the amazing amazingly good time! Check out some examples of how much fun you could be having: ...

Baltimore NARP starts tomorrow! If you aren't aware then you suck. Don't worry, you can make it up to us by joining or giving teh buttsechs! And for all you newbies coming to partake in the festivities, you might want to prepare yourself fo...

UPDATE!!! Bruce Campbell will actually be at the My Name is Bruce screening. He's going to introduce the movie and do a Q&A session afterwards. WOOOOO!!! :) See how awesome that video is? Well now imagine it with Bruce Campbell. On ...