And it had been said that on the 9th day of November in the two thousandth and twelfth year of our Lord (Pac-Man), that all members of the coolest community on the inter-webs within driving distance would amass at the house of one Procyon...

Along the lines of all the changes that have taken place across the Dtoid website, the Baltimore/DC NARP is on the precipice (take THAT SATs!) of a change itself. Having been the host for three years, and just recently married, Procyon ...

That's right folks, while the west coast snobs bump elbows at E3 wine and dine in L.A., us fine east coast folk have the opportunity to do it up right, and experience one of the best aspects of the Destructoid community: the NARP. You CO...

That's right ladies and gents, the first 2012 BaltiNARP-extraordinaire will be kicking off in less than two weeks!!! Come Friday June 8, attendees will be rolling up from every corner of the northeast, and then some, for 48 hours of pure ...

Once E3 wraps up, the party is moving from the west coast to the east coast. The festival known by many names such as the BaltiNARP, the Mid-Atlantic NARP, and the Raven's Cheerleaders car wash in my driveway (please?) takes place from Fr...

It is going down Novemeber 4th, 5th, and 6th. The one, the only, mid-Atlantic D-toid gathering for all you mid-Atlantic folk, is happening just about one month from now. Free up your calendar and block that weekend out, cuz you won't wa...

That's right! At some point during the Spring BaltiNARP 2011 this weekend, celebrities are expected to appear in other places. See what we did there? But screw the celebrities, you should come to the NARP anyway! Reasons not to atte...

Feast your eyes on only a small portion of what you'll be missing if you don't attend this season's Baltimore/DC NARP event. Behold the sight of Dong Dong Never Die running with arcade controls. We understand, you may be busy attending ...

Just a little more than one month from now, Destructoid members from the MD, DC, VA, DE, PA, and NJ communities (did I get everyone this time?) will be getting their NARP on at Procyon's house. This semi annual get together is your chanc...

It's like that, but less inky. A group of BaltimoreDC Dtoiders are getting together in Washington to see the cherry blossoms at their peak bloom. It's a good time to get together, be one with nature, y'know. Hippie stuff. Here's the sch...

MAGfest tided over some of our music and video gaming needs, but we need more. As fate would have it, the Video Games Live show is playing in the DC area. Held at the Music Center at Strathmore, the National Symphonic Orchestra will be pl...

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