Ay yo, drop me a beat?
No? Well, screw it: I didn't need one anyway!
People think I might be a little crazy
And for what I'm about to say, perhaps just maybe
There are so many girls I'd like to put in my stable
And ride them around like horses, if I'm able
But there's one girl out there that very few
Would like to admit that they would do
So I wanna give a shout out to the overlooked
And roast another until they're overcooked (well done)
So Kyle's got a crush on Gardevoir?
Man, she's got too many fans, she's like "please, no more"
She's turning you down, leaving you frozen
And y'all acting like she's the only one in Hoenn
Now Gardevoir's great, I can adore her
She's rocking that hairstyle better than a fedora.
But let's be honest, let's be frank
She ain't got an ass like my Miltank.
Plus she got a smile that you just can't hate
While Gardy's got one that looks like someone just erased.
How can you kiss someone who ain't got no lips
How can you even get close to her with her sharp red tip?
Actually, speaking of things that prick:
How can we be sure that she ain't got no dick?
Tell me again, how many Gardevoirs are guys?
You think none exist? You like living a lie?
All Miltanks are female, ain't that a kick?
Seeing four nipples and not one a dick?
Plus she ain't skinny, she ain't a twig
And whenever I'm thristy I can get a swig
Like a MILF, she got that milk
and it's about as smooth as silk
It tastes so good, it tastes so delicious
And all you haters can get malicious
That's 'cause she's a cow, and I say that carefully
She's a real nice girl and I treat her respectfully
Unlike the "fans" of Gardevoir, who treat her like a whore
then cum all over her and the fucking floor.
So what if Gardevoir's in Pokken, can she even fight?
Seems like she's suited for another type of Pokken, amiright?
Miltank might be Normal but she can take a hit
She be looking at her opponents and be like "oh, that's it?"
When my Miltank Rolls Out, she lasts 5 turns
Then gives me cold milk to help ease my burns
She's so good to me, she's so very sweet
She's got all the other Pokemons beat (hands down)
My name is Dreamweaver, and this ain't a fib
When I say that from this day forward, I call dibs
On clearly the most underrated girl of the region
Now pardon me please, it's time for mating season.