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Let's get a little gay (hentai) in here (NSFW!)

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Hi, everybody! As you may have heard, there's recently been a ruling from the United States Supreme Court that same-sex marriage should be, and is, a right for all citizens nationwide. I'd say that'd be a cause for celebration, so I figured why not do what I do best: make porn blogs! I told fellow Dtoider that I would one day do a same-sex shota blog, and this seems like the perfect time for one! More than 95% of this blog will feature images of cute, little boys (that may be having sex with guys!) that I want to share with you all!

Wait, "more than 95%"? Yeah, since this genre of porn jumped the list of the order of stuff I originally wanted to talk about, I just want to dedicated a quick blurb about one of my favorite, not-entirely-straight-but-still-not-actually-gay image. I know, I know, I'm putting my enjoyment before yours, I'm sorry. Just bear with me for a bit (or simply skip ahead: it's a blog, remember?), then we'll get right down to it!

This is actually one of my favorite images of Tifa Lockhart from Final Fantasy VII, and it's not hard to see why (see what I did there? YOU SEE IT!?). Everyone's got these big, juicy, meaty, veiny dicks just hanging around, including Tifa herself... as if you didn't notice! I mean, just look at it! LOOK AT IT!

So, here's a few things I like about this picture in particular. First off, the look on Tifa's face is simply adorable. It's like these big cocks just came out of literally nowhere and she's like all "oh, well, this is a nice surprise." Secondly, her balls are pleasantly smooth, and they look big enough to use as speed bags that you see in gyms. Third, everyone is so huge and hung that they're actually bigger than her frickin' arm.

My absolute favorite part though? Her rock hard abs. Seriously, her entire body looks like they're tough to touch (beside her boobs, thank goodness) but her core could crack walnuts when she crunches. Normally, I'm into facials because it combines two things I love: a woman's face and cum. However, if I was about to cum on this Tifa's body, it would have to be on her abs. I don't know why, but it's like it's so muscular that licking with my tongue would be licking a table, and that excites me.

Maybe a little too much. Okay, my erection's gone now. We can move on.

Alright, this is more in line of what you can expect the rest of the blog to look like. This is one of my favorite trap images because damn, does he look good! Seriously, the feminine looking face, the beauty mark just below the eye, the way he pushes his hair back when he's sucking cock... all of it is just so delicious! He even has the gel bracelets, which, according to "urban legend," denotes what a person is willing to do in terms of sexual acts.

Only two though? Tsk tsk, because I can already think of more than a couple things I'd do to him.

Okay, without seeing a penis, most trap anime images could double for girls. However, since more traps are drawn as girls, you kind of have to take it on blind faith that that's a guy. And he's about to get fucked by penguins. What's interesting is that I have no idea where their penises come from: I mean, the big penguin, in more ways than one :P, has his penis right about the crotch area, but the others aren't visible until the bukkake section.

I don't know why, but clothed bukkake just seems more interesting than naked bukkakes. I wonder how difficult would that be to wash cum off clothes? Like, would all the cum just fling to the other clothes in the washer? Remind me not to share a "(laundry) load" with anyone else if I try that!

Look at all that money on the bed. You know one of them is paying the other for sex (we don't know for certain who; maybe the big guy's gay for pay or something) and it looks like they plan to go all night! There's something about guys wearing feminine underwear that seems so intriguing. I mean, I probably wouldn't put on a pair of panties myself, but I imagine it must be easier to get an erection when it's rubbing against a silky, lacey lingerie.

Here's something for the cat lovers! You know, normally an image like this would too vanilla for something for me to enjoy (there's no cum from the cat guy's dick, and you can BARELY see the one shoved into his ass... not that you could since I had to censor it, but still), but I can't get over how this guy's body is so surprisingly smooth. Like, I just want to rub my hands all over him. He's also quivering like a cat; I hope he purrs!

And here's something for the cheerleaders, who is always right there when you need her! Why yes, I do love the song "Cheerleader (Felix Jaehn remix)" by OMI... Screw you.

Anyway, I like traps that kind of cover up their privates despite wearing really skimpy outfits (you TEASE!) and I like how he went from "no, no, please don't stare at it, this is TOO embarrassing!" (despite just having anal sex) to needing to wipe his chin from the cum dribbling down.

"Illegal, immoral, and deliciously decadent." Wow, they really know how to sell a sex joint. Think they'll give me their contact info?

IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!?

To be honest, I don't really like the art behind this image. I only included it because I like the idea of it.

I mean, the guy is shoving a dildo in his ass to squirt his cum into a machine that will redirect it through the dildo he's shoving into his mouth, thereby making him horny enough to cum again. It's like a cycle of cum. If that's not cool, I don't know what is.

This is one of those "take your pick" images where you get this fine selection of characters to jack off to. I know we can all just cum over all of them, but if you were placed in that situation, and you could only pick one to sex, which one will you take? The sharp-teeth fellow on the left opening his backdoor for more? The blonde in the middle with sexy lingerie and tan lines (who kinda reminds me of Bianca from Dragon Quest, who I honestly only know because porn)? Or the one on the right who most likely doesn't give a fuck whether you fuck him or not? Please answer the question in the comments below with #takeyourpick!

Personally, I'd go for the one on the right. He's pretty scene, and I bet he knows how to use that gum as a condom.

Either that's one really huge son of a bitch, or that's a short, tiny fella. Or maybe both. Either way, the guy sucking is actually rather hung for a trap, and his balls are really hanging in there. His anus is also really puckering those anal beads.

I like this image because of how adorable he looks. I mean, he's in the bath yet wearing some lacey lingerie, his balls are in some fancy looking female jock strap, he has pink hair with a flower clip in it, he has a rhinestone necklace, and a whole pack of condoms because he knows he's going to get some.

Well, that's one way to use a selfie stick.

That guy looks like he's on the verge of snapping. *grabs popcorn* Let's watch.

I kind of like it when people start losing their minds a bit when they're so sexually deprived. I feel like the image would be better if he was drawn with crazier eyes though, since right now he just looks more adorable than horny as fuck. I mean, if he's laughing every couple of seconds and using so many exclamation marks, he has to be desperate for a fucking.

Man, do I love me some bestiality. We'll get to that one day (with females), so for now, here's another sneak peek. Most Pokemon Breeder porn stars women because of the whole pesky "pregnancy" thing, but it's nice to see that guys can get in on some of the fun! In case you can't see it, he isn't tied up and raped. In fact, he's actually spreading out his butt cheeks to allow those bigger, albeit funny looking, penises inside of him! I also like the way the cum is just sticking everywhere; that's my favorite thing about cum.

I also like seeing cum dripping out of his dick to land in his own mouth.

This isn't guy specific (since, you know, some hentai chicks have dicks too) but I like seeing condoms being filled with cum. It combines my child-like pleasantries of water balloons, and my perverted need to incorporate sex into everything. Is there a cum balloon fight somewhere out in the internet? Of course there is, it's the internet.

I believe there's money in that guy's stockings. Did people tip him to cum in front of them? That's pretty hot.

You know what's weird? There's a guy with a huge dick. There's another guy who loves having a gaping asshole so filled with cum that it's dripping down his scrotum that he sticks his tongue out as though begging to suck dick. Yet the one thing my eyes immediately goes to everytime I look at this picture is his underwear. Like, I've never seen a pair like that before. It's so oddly colored.

Okay, tell me what you think: does the guy on the left has that look on his face because he's about to orgasm, or because he's suddenly regrets not taking the other guy from behind because now he's about to have cum splattered across his face. Kind of like he's saying "oh shoot, I did NOT think this through!" Head on the comments down below and voice your thoughts with #whatdo!

Okay, this isn't hentai, at least to my knowledge, but I kind of like the image so let's just forget rules for a second and just enjoy this guy who got fucked so hard that his ass is gaping. You can't see it, but I like the way the cum is dripping down his exposed anus like a sink drain, and if you look carefully, you can see the cum on the white part of the blanket.


Come on, you just KNOW Bridget from Guilty Gear was going to show up eventually! Surprisingly, I don't really have too many images of Bridget of having hardcore sex (just two guys? Come on, even a gangbang's just a Tuesday to me) so you'll just have to settle for a good ol' fashion "suck and fuck." At least the penises are drawn pretty well, and the collar around the neck is a pretty nice touch. I wonder... without the head gear, would anyone even know that was Bridget?

While he's not my favorite artist (I wanted to dedicate an entire blog some of my favorite images of the works of the one who is though) I like this guy because he draws some pretty fucked up mess. This one's relatively tame though: one horny fella with a tramp stamp is shot up with so much drugs, just look at the pill in his mouth and all the needle shots in his arm, that he's horny enough to hump with this jelly looking sex doll. At least, I think that's a sex doll. Like I said, this guy is pretty disturbed.

Yet still not the most disturbing works I've seen, in case you were wondering. Still, I'd probably remove the anal beads and join in.

Alright, you guys, I hope you had fun with this change in pace! It's not something I would do often, especially since, if I could, I'd talk about all kinds of porn... but maybe one day I'll come back and do another one of these! As always, I hope you enjoyed my blog!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili


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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009



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If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P


Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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