I'm not horsing around... but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Man, it's been a long time since I did a hentai blog. See, I've been out on runs scouting the very best comments for Comments of the Week, but in doing so meant that I left a huge hole in your horny hearts by depriving you of my special brand of pornographic expertise. But that's fine, because all of that energy you've pent up has to be aching to come out, right?

Wait a minute. What's this?

WHO DID THIS?

This really BURNS ME UP.

I HAVE SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE!

You. You think I'd just sit here and let this happen? You think you can become take what is rightfully MINE? MY Mantle of Responsibility? (I've been playing Halo 5: Guardians lately). No, I won't let ANYONE take it from me.

But you know what? I'm not angry. In fact, this could benefit me just as well. After all, you only brought them an appetizer, nothing more than mere foreplay. Meanwhile, I brought the full (inter)course meal! I'm not horsing around. So feed to your heart's content, my friends, and revel in the cumming of the true Dreamweaver!

According to translations, she's calling him "filth," which I particularly enjoy because...

I want a woman to tell me I'm worthless while we do it, that I don't deserve to live. I want her to choke me so hard, I can't breathe, like she actually wants to kill me. I want her to take a knife and slash one of my eyes out. I want to lick the blood off the blade with her tongue against the sharp end so her blood mixes with mine. I want her to lick the wound and french me with my our soup of blood until we both cum. And I want her to laugh maniacally the entire time.

And then we'd go out for ice cream! I'm thinking vanilla with raspberry swirl. Oh, and we'd just have get some maraschino cherries on top; I just love those things. I used to have my own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic character who used to drink jars of them like jelly drinks as his "thing." Maybe I'll post that fan-fiction sometimes! :P

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

LOOK WHO CAME:

Dreamweaver   

Floppablecat   15

ooktar   11

Robo Panda Z   10

Seymour   10

RenaudB90   10

Marcel Hoang   4

Solar Pony Django   2

Occams   2

LinkSlayer64   2