I'm not horsing around... but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Man, it's been a long time since I did a hentai blog. See, I've been out on runs scouting the very best comments for Comments of the Week, but in doing so meant that I left a huge hole in your horny hearts by depriving you of my special brand of pornographic expertise. But that's fine, because all of that energy you've pent up has to be aching to come out, right?

Wait a minute. What's this?

WHO DID THIS?

This really BURNS ME UP.

I HAVE SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE!

You. You think I'd just sit here and let this happen? You think you can become take what is rightfully MINE? MY Mantle of Responsibility? (I've been playing Halo 5: Guardians lately). No, I won't let ANYONE take it from me.

But you know what? I'm not angry. In fact, this could benefit me just as well. After all, you only brought them an appetizer, nothing more than mere foreplay. Meanwhile, I brought the full (inter)course meal! I'm not horsing around. So feed to your heart's content, my friends, and revel in the cumming of the true Dreamweaver!

Let's start with one of my favorite Street Fighter images because it's like a competition more sexy than those boring, lame-ass "wet T-shirt" contests. You see, Chun-Li and Cammy are both taking a giant dildo up their ass... I think. I mean,it could be vaginal, but their butts are so fat we can't see which hole is getting it. Anyway, judging by the numbers written on the dildos (unfortunately censored), Chun-li is totally beating Cammy by 3 inches. DON'T LET THAT BITCH WIN, CAMMY! I GOT MONEY RIDING ON YOU!

Among other things. :3

They're also competing to see who can kiss the horse dick. While you can't see it because of the giant black bar (THANKS, OBAMA), there's lipstick prints scattered over the penis. Cammy's blue marks are directly on the tip while Chun-Li was only willing to go as far as the base of the head. Looks like Cammy is getting ahead, eh. EH?

So since Chun-Li got the glory (because taking it up the ass is always a better thing to brag about than giving good head), she decides to celebrate by getting the real thing! I like that she's using the horse penis to smear sperm on her face like it's a hot summer day and she needs to wash off. The mascera running down her face in tandem is pretty nice too.

I also just love what they've done to the place. Hanging up condoms filled with cum? See, that's class. Money can't buy that.

I like this image of Elesa, a Gym Leader in the Pokemon series. This is one of my favorite pictures to fap to because I love how intense her orgasm face is. You can see her desperately trying to keep conscious as her eyes roll into the back of her head as that giant Zebstrika dick thrust into her. It's so huge that you can see a bulge in her stomach; I like to think it's so long that it's literally pushing her tongue out of her mouth. Oh, and the amount of drool and liquid just seeping out of her face as cum rolls down her back like a trickling river is just great.

Another woman having an intense orgasm. Apparently she's from Dragon Quest, and if she is, then this is the first time I'm seeing Dragon Quest bestiality of someone who is not Bianca. In any case, I really like ahegao (the faces you see them making) hentai because it really shows just how much they love getting cock shoved up their cunts, but the real treat is seeing how much cum is splattered across the floor. I like to imagine it's spilling out of her vagina like a slow, viscous flood.

I don't know what it is about Hypno specifically, since there's so many Pokemon out there that can use Hypnosis, but he's almost always the go-to Pokemon for "hypnotizing Pokemon" porn. And he's always depicted as this devious, fat evil step-dad looking character. Not that I'm complaining though, since most hentai images involving him seem so very detailed with the theme. I mean, up above you can see his beer gut-like belly, saggy chest, and hair all over his body. It's also an odd turn-on to see delicate girls like Dawn having sex with nasty old men, but it's still a turn-on.

Again, I just love seeing women drool during sex. I wonder how they stay hydrated?

This is probably my favorite image of Cynthia from the Pokemon series because I like how... cute(?) she looks, having a penis push her cheek up her face. I also enjoy the way both the cum coming from Garchomp's penis (in case anyone asks, no, I don't recognize Pokemon by their penises :P), and the load in Cynthia's mouth, just kind of pours all over her breasts. It's like if someone filled a syrup bottle with sperm and just let it flow without squeezing the tube.

I don't know what two Pokemon are fucking Hilda (OR DO I?), but I like this image anyway because it looks so nicely shaded with a good amount of attention to detail. You can see a string of cum sticking between her fingers as she makes a peace sign, you can spot individual strings of thread in the holes of her pants, there's a small depression in her ass where her shoe's pushing against it, and you can even see where her big butt ends and her thigh begins if you look hard enough.

I wish her face was covered in cum while she's being fucked silly, but you can't have everything.

Even if you never played Dark Souls (in that case, what the fuck is wrong with you?), you can still appreciate this picture. One giant woman, named Gwynevere, is using her clitoris to penetrate a smaller woman named Ciaran while they're both wearing nipple rings. I like that Ciaran has her foot in Gwynevere's vagina, which looks like it's full of cum.

Wait a minute, they're both chicks. Where'd the goo come from?

Anyway, I can't tell for sure, but everytime I look carefully, it looks like there's a small streak of blood running down Gwynevere's clitoris. Despite watching The Walking Dead a lot, I actually have a pretty weird aversion to blood, which is probably why I'll never do it with a virgin.

Now, this is probably my favorite Dark Souls hentai image. That's right, now Gwynevere is using Ciaran as a strap-on so she could shove her inside Priscilla, who is another giant woman. If that isn't awesome, I don't know what is: if the idea that Ciaran is going to be squirming around inside Priscilla's vagina isn't that frickin' cool, then what about when you realize her bare nipples are going to be also scraping inside?

I don't know where the cum in Priscilla's asshole came from (seriously, whose cum is that? This is like as if the C.S.I. and Maury had a crossover), but I love that it's seeping down on Ciaran's hair like the drool from my mouth onto the head of my penis.

I kind of like this image of Samus Aran because Ridley is riding her so hard that his penis is bulging out of her body. You can see it sliding between her breasts and the tip thrusting into her mouth. That's the first time I've ever seen something like that! I wonder how it would feel... I assume the tip could just barely feel Samus's nice warm tongue since the skin-tight suit is in the way, but I like to think Ridley's shaft could still feel Samus's boobs because it's technically under the suit.

I'm not entirely sure what's going on, but I think, I THINK... she gave birth to a little alien slug baby that looks like a floating penis wrapped in a condom that is being held together with wads of used bubblegum. Then, when it got "old" enough, she gives it a hug because now she can finally have sex with it.

To be honest, I chose this image because I like how happy she looks holding the alien slug. It's nice to see something cute between fap-worthy images. Also, if all slugs' penises are at their tips, then does that mean that the slime they produce is actually... Oh my gosh, that's so lewd!

I also don't know where the line between the penis and the body is so... yeah.

I can't be the only one who thought Jabba was hitting that? Why else would you have someone wear skimpy body armor if you're not going to have sex with her? What, you're going to send her on a magical journey in those clothes? Get real.

I always like those empty eyes girls get after having so much sex that their mind breaks. It's like staring into the abyss and seeing nothing but a soulless vessel... wait, that's a mirror. Fuck.

This woman is my waifu. She's a little more chubby than what I prefer, but that just means more cushion for the pushing! Unfortunately, the only things she wants pushing inside her are animal penises. She stars in a couple of hentai image sets where she does bestiality, and although she loves it, all of them involve messing her body up in graphic, but not gruesomely gory, ways.

For example, in this image, she just finished having a huge horse penis up her ass. You can't see it because I had to censor it but it's gaping so widely that you could see strings of cum sticking to the individual folds of her rectum. It's lovely. I like to imagine her ass is like a fire place where you could stick your hands near it and feel steaming hot horse sperm warming your fingers.

I could've sworn that a horse on its back or side will die, but at least it's going to die happy! Not content with just one penis in her ass (oh, you probably couldn't see it in the last image because there was so much cum, but she did that anal scene immediately after doing a vaginal creampie), she wants a double penetration! I kind of wish she was French-kissing the horse below her because I find the idea really hot, but being loaded with so much sperm that it spills out of her body is good enough I suppose.

If you thought one's not enough, and two's too low, then watch her take one three (yes, three... you kind of have to take my word for it) horse penises in her ass at once! She looks like she's in pain because she originally only wanted two in her snatch, but I assume the other horse got hung watching his buddies mount her, and couldn't stand not sticking his dick inside her.

First off, I'm very disappointed that her belly isn't inflated. I like seeing bellies being bloated with sperm because they're like Gushers; they ooze when you hug them. Second, she doesn't look like she has muscles, but unless horses are very quick shots, she had to hold herself up the entire time. That's dedication right there, and another reason why I'm in love with her. Finally, you know how people buy those weird mini-waterfalls? If this was animated and looped so all it showed was cum spilling out of her pussy like a syrupy waterfall, I'd totally buy that to stare at all day.

Here's an image of her having sex with a giant wolf! Originally, I wanted to feature images of her being gangbanged by a pack of smaller wolves, but it wasn't easy to show off. For one image, there's a wolf penis in her vagina, butt, and mouth at the same time, but they all kind of obscure each other. The artist also chose to do one of those "x-ray" things where you see the penis pushing against her guts, or sperm spilling between her teeth, making the image too busy.

So, instead, here's a vanilla image of her getting cum pumped into her. Note the eyes rolling up her head and open mouth with a tongue sticking out: she loves it.

And when you love something, you have to let it go.

I skipped ahead to where they're having sex... again. The wolf's sticking it in her butt, and ejaculating all over her insides. I'm not sure how he's able to unload such a large amount in such a short amount of time, but then again, giant wolves don't exist anyway, so why am I questioning things?

It's like a dam just burst or a volcano just erupted... only a lot more arousing.

Wait, people actually do get off to volcanos erupting? Buncha perverts, man.

Another couple of things: is wolf cum thicker than horse cum? Going by this image, it looks like it's much more vicuous. Second, how is she going to get it out of her clothes? I mean, that's gotta be a pain to scrub out... or lick off. Finally, even though I placed a black box it, for some reason her vagina is blurred out, yet her gaping asshole isn't even censored at all. What's that all about, Japan?

Remember that whole "birthing animals" thing? Yeah, this image set contains it, so seek it out at your own risk. Instead, here's an image of her chugging sperm in beer mugs.

Huh, I wonder if that's why she's so chunky. If an average load of human sperm is a tablespoon, and that's about 25 calories, then two beer mugs full of horse sperm has to be like... about eleventy billion calories? I don't know, I suck at physics.

And that's (almost) it for this time! Like I said, it's been a long time since I did a porn blog! If bestiality isn't your thing, then I hope you enjoyed the commentary! I had other fetishes that I've wanted to talk about, like yanderes, but unfortunately Comments of the Week eats up a lot of time!

But you know what, since I have no idea when's the next time I'm going to do something like this, let's do a couple yandere images real quick.

I love how she's getting wet when there's blood on her body. I also like to imagine it's my blood on the wall, like she cut me open and wrote it on the wall. And since it's MY blood, she thinks I said "I love you" in some twisted kind of way.

Apparently, I'm a sweetheart.

According to translations, she's calling him "filth," which I particularly enjoy because...

I want a woman to tell me I'm worthless while we do it, that I don't deserve to live. I want her to choke me so hard, I can't breathe, like she actually wants to kill me. I want her to take a knife and slash one of my eyes out. I want to lick the blood off the blade with her tongue against the sharp end so her blood mixes with mine. I want her to lick the wound and french me with my our soup of blood until we both cum. And I want her to laugh maniacally the entire time.

And then we'd go out for ice cream! I'm thinking vanilla with raspberry swirl. Oh, and we'd just have get some maraschino cherries on top; I just love those things. I used to have my own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic character who used to drink jars of them like jelly drinks as his "thing." Maybe I'll post that fan-fiction sometimes! :P

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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