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Comments of the Week - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?



Welcome back to another Comments of the Week! If you don't know what it is by now, you've either missed out, or have really short term memory. This is a community showcase where I compile all of your comments and place them in one spot for everyone to gawk at in case they weren't here to witness it themselves, or want to relive the moment. So, I'm like a spy, only I give my information for free (please ignore the teeth marks on your neck). As always, there's three categories:

TRUTH: tonight's the night of the blood moon.

LOL: I guess it must be on her period.

WUT?: Does that mean it can get pregnant?

Did you happen to catch last week's edition when I made my transformation? You didn't? Why, that just... burns me up.


From Sony: Chinese censorship limiting PS4 sales


Dreamweaver: Yeah, but he's not in America either, so his country still sucks. :3


Dreamweaver: Beijing need a cleaning.

From Japanese arcades aren't just fun, they're museums


Dreamweaver: That's so beautiful, I'd be so disappointed if Heaven doesn't have an arcade.


Dreamweaver: He ran out of quarters, and the change machine was broken. He forever cursed that day.

From P.T. lookalike Allison Road turns to Kickstarter


Dreamweaver: Now the game's even scarier!


Dreamweaver: It does.

From Hyrule Warriors requires New 3DS to play in 3D


Dreamweaver: I actually read that in Pinkie Pie's voice. :P

From Review: Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer


Dreamweaver: Sex dungeons are, like, so out of style. It's all about orgy attics.


Dreamweaver: It's really sad that this is true.

From Hitman slips to March 2016


Dreamweaver: *cradles Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain*

It'll be finished one day, it'll be finished one day... right? 8w8

From Ron Jeremy thinks video games are boring and ruining our youth


Dreamweaver: Working in the porn industry would be a dream cum true.



From New Call of Duty doesn't include campaign on PS3, 360


Dreamweaver: "I may dwell in the dark, but even I refuse to be judged by your standards, traitor!"

There's no reason for that. I just wanted to use another Skull Face quote. :3


Dreamweaver: They tried to shove it in with a stick. It didn't work.


From Divinity: Original Sin should be the next great couch co-op game


Dreamweaver: And makes threats about having sex with their mothers all the more awkward!

From Rare Sonic arcade game coming to a PC near you


Dreamweaver: He'll still manage to pick up Amy though.

From Mario Maker invincibility glitch discovered


Dreamweaver: Tell him "We are not your kind of people."

From Xbox One and PS4 bundles reportedly 200 pounds at Asda


Dreamweaver: And not a single ounce had tea or "crumpets." :P

From Among the Sleep is dropping VR support


Dreamweaver: He was going to be so pro at this game. :(

From Review: Aerannis


Dreamweaver: I'll help you solve the mystery of the missing used tampon!


Dreamweaver: I'd buy that dictionary!

From Fallout 4's SPECIAL video series' third episode focuses on endurance


Dreamweaver: And that's the story of how he ended up with two monocles.

From This trailer for The Angry Birds Movie falls flat


Dreamweaver: The Asians will save us! Their thumbs are clearly faster!

From Duh: Halo 6 is in development, according to developer 343


Dreamweaver: Dammit, now I can't play Halo 6!

From The amiibo Retro 3-Pack is out today, comes with all four Game & Watch variants


Dreamweaver: She's not unsuspecting, that's just foreplay. That's how she lost all them teeth.


From Heroes of the Storm 101 for new players


Dreamweaver: ...Seems legit.

From It's unsettlingly fun to scrub naked dudes in Rinse and Repeat


Dreamweaver: It's how belly rubs were invented, people.

From Rise of the Tomb Raider trailer shows off hot grappling hook action


Dreamweaver: You're really not gonna like this porno I made then...

From The Coximano Challenge: Super Mario Maker


Dreamweaver: I hope it's a stripper gram!

From Review: Persona 4: Dancing All Night


Dreamweaver: ...YOU!


Dreamweaver: Even the music compells the Carter...

From Fallout 4 has a familiar theme song


Dreamweaver: ...I'm okay with that.

From 'Cooperative shouting game' Spaceteam getting a card version


Dreamweaver: ...I was just gonna post an orgy joke but then I read that.

From Please send Dying Light devs your zombie apocalypse erotica



Dreamweaver: You... have sex to get back your virginity?

From Miyamoto calls John Leguizamo handsome, says Mario Bros. have to be twins

Dreamweaver: ...Those were my baby pictures.

Alright everyone, that's it for this week! Go on, get out of here, you ugly mofos!

Wait, I'm looking at another baby picture.

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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