Welcome back to another Comments of the Week! If you don't know what it is by now, you've either missed out, or have really short term memory. This is a community showcase where I compile all of your comments and place them in one spot for everyone to gawk at in case they weren't here to witness it themselves, or want to relive the moment. So, I'm like a spy, only I give my information for free (please ignore the teeth marks on your neck). As always, there's three categories:
TRUTH: tonight's the night of the blood moon.
LOL: I guess it must be on her period.
WUT?: Does that mean it can get pregnant?
Did you happen to catch last week's edition when I made my transformation? You didn't? Why, that just... burns me up.
Dreamweaver: Yeah, but he's not in America either, so his country still sucks. :3
Dreamweaver: Beijing need a cleaning.
Dreamweaver: That's so beautiful, I'd be so disappointed if Heaven doesn't have an arcade.
Dreamweaver: He ran out of quarters, and the change machine was broken. He forever cursed that day.
Dreamweaver: Now the game's even scarier!
Dreamweaver: It does.
Dreamweaver: I actually read that in Pinkie Pie's voice. :P
Dreamweaver: Sex dungeons are, like, so out of style. It's all about orgy attics.
Dreamweaver: It's really sad that this is true.
Dreamweaver: *cradles Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain*
It'll be finished one day, it'll be finished one day... right? 8w8
Dreamweaver: Working in the porn industry would be a dream cum true.
Dreamweaver: IS THERE NOTHING THAT CAN STOP THEM?
Dreamweaver: "I may dwell in the dark, but even I refuse to be judged by your standards, traitor!"
There's no reason for that. I just wanted to use another Skull Face quote. :3
Dreamweaver: They tried to shove it in with a stick. It didn't work.
Dreamweaver: And makes threats about having sex with their mothers all the more awkward!
Dreamweaver: He'll still manage to pick up Amy though.
Dreamweaver: Tell him "We are not your kind of people."
Dreamweaver: And not a single ounce had tea or "crumpets." :P
Dreamweaver: He was going to be so pro at this game. :(
From Review: Aerannis
Dreamweaver: I'll help you solve the mystery of the missing used tampon!
Dreamweaver: I'd buy that dictionary!
Dreamweaver: And that's the story of how he ended up with two monocles.
Dreamweaver: The Asians will save us! Their thumbs are clearly faster!
Dreamweaver: Dammit, now I can't play Halo 6!
Dreamweaver: She's not unsuspecting, that's just foreplay. That's how she lost all them teeth.
Dreamweaver: ...Seems legit.
Dreamweaver: It's how belly rubs were invented, people.
Dreamweaver: You're really not gonna like this porno I made then...
Dreamweaver: I hope it's a stripper gram!
Dreamweaver: Even the music compells the Carter...
Dreamweaver: ...I'm okay with that.
Dreamweaver: ...I was just gonna post an orgy joke but then I read that.
Dreamweaver: You... have sex to get back your virginity?
Dreamweaver: ...Those were my baby pictures.
Alright everyone, that's it for this week! Go on, get out of here, you ugly mofos!
Wait, I'm looking at another baby picture.