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Comments of the Week - Working overtime

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Hey there, this is your lovely host, Dreamweaver, here with the hippest, most happening community feature ever, Comments of the Week! As some of you may be aware, I've been behind on Comments of the Week for several weeks now, giving you the stale comments that funny community members such as yourselves said the week before. Everyone knows these things got an expiration date!

So, in an attempt to finally play catch-up, I'm hopefully going to make this Sunday a double feature just in time to watch the season finale of The Walking Dead. If you don't see two edition today, then I have failed horribly... but then again, what else is new?

Anyway, these comments deserve your attention, whether you've been neglecting the comments section like your ugly stepdaughter, or want to sleep with them again like your smoking hot sister, then check no further! As always, you can check out comments in three flavors:

TRUTH: female ferrets can supposedly die if they don't have sex for a year.

LOL: what if human females were like that?

WUT?: I'd still be a virgin.

If you weren't here for last week's edition, which features comments from the week before the week before last, then head on over to this link and see what the hell you missed out on! If you did... well, then I guess you're cool in my book. Cheers.

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From OBLIVION IS TEN YEARS OLD TODAY


Dreamweaver: It all makes sense to me now.

By the way, anyone wanna buy a walker?

From IT TOOK 153 HOURS FOR SOMEONE TO HIT THE DIVISION'S MAX LEVEL


Dreamweaver: The Australian sequel to Sharknado!

From CONSOLE GAMERS ARE MORE EXCITED FOR VR THAN PC GAMERS


Dreamweaver: Not as good as sushi rolls, but it'll work.

Dreamweaver: So this is why consoles are at war with PC: it's for the good of us all.

From DEADLIGHT RETURNS WITH A DIRECTOR'S CUT THIS JUNE



Dreamweaver: Or marrying me.

From Trippytip Quickpost


Dreamweaver: She can work my leather any day.

Except Sunday. That's the Goddess' day.

From SONY SHUTS DOWN DRIVECLUB DEVELOPER EVOLUTION STUDIOS


Dreamweaver: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

Dreamweaver: Just like my HIV test.

From SAME TREE



Dreamweaver: Well, to be fair, it has also provided us porn, so it can't be ALL bad.

Dreamweaver: Technically, YOU just said "we haven't."

From DESTINY'S PRISON OF ELDERS WILL BE UPDATED TO ENDGAME LEVELS


Dreamweaver: Why can't we put them in a tirement house?

From SLAIN LOOKS SUFFICIENTLY INTIMIDATING IN THIS LAUNCH TRAILER


Dreamweaver: The man is too nice for the internet.

From STREET FIGHTER V'S MARCH UPDATE IS COMING NEXT WEEK, AND THERE'S A LOT IN IT



Dreamweaver: Are you at least a hot ass? Because they're the ones who gets girlfriends.

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From THE DIVISION DIRECTOR LEAVES UBISOFT


Dreamweaver: Yes, you are right.


Dreamweaver: I wonder if they have to make up a promotion.

From DARA O'BRIAIN TO HOST NEW GAMING SHOW ON UK TV



Dreamweaver: That's a good thing.

From THE POKKEN CONTROLLER IS A NICE LI'L BONUS, EMPHASIS ON THE LI'L



Dreamweaver: You said "amazing" wrong.

From I'VE SEEN BELOW TWICE NOW, AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO EXPECT


Dreamweaver: I wanna know what kind of prom you go to!

From NINTENDO MIGHT STOP MAKING NEW WII U BY YEAR'S END (UPDATE)


Dreamweaver: Gesundheit.

From HANDS-ON WITH INSOMNIAC'S CRACK AT METROIDVANIA, SONG OF THE DEEP



Dreamweaver: Guess we won't know until we have a baby underwater.

Now, who wants me to get them pregnant? My penis is only good for one time a day, so hot chicks only.

From SMITE TO RECEIVE 'LIFE CHANGING CONSOLE CHANGE' SOON


Dreamweaver: What if I die for real? Do I still die in the game?

From POKEMON GO HAS GYMS, EGG HATCHING, AND OTHER FAMILIAR MECHANICS



Dreamweaver: And here I thought he just wanted a badass team of Gyarados.

From FINAL FANTASY XV BALLOONS TO 50 HOURS AS TEAM TARGETS 30FPS



Dreamweaver: I usually need both volumes dials jacked up to hear the woman moaning during sex.

Unless it's groaning, at which point I can hear that clearly enough.

From THIS SUPPOSED NX CONTROLLER LEAK LOOKS MORE BELIEVABLE


Dreamweaver: So when women say I'm "pushing her buttons," does that mean they're really asking for sex?

Aw, man, curse my ignorance!

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From THERE'S A NEW RESIDENT EVIL CGI MOVIE IN TOWN



Dreamweaver: Donald Trump is running for president? Good thing we don't live in your timeline!

...

Wait a minute.

Dreamweaver: Confirmed: Google is good enough to read the future.

From SPEND YOUR SUNDAY AS A SURF SHOGUN


Dreamweaver: If you want shame and dishonor, just sleep with me.

From ATELIER SOPHIE CONJURES WESTERN RELEASE ON PS4, VITA


Dreamweaver: ...Miscellanous fluids?

[NOTE: The following comments are actual comments from the surviving witnesses of the Disqus Downtime of March 22, 2016. You can hear the desperation and utter despair in their voices. Viewer discretion is advised.]

From WATCH THE LATEST PODTOID...AS A VIDEO!



Dreamweaver: I wonder what kind of memes would exist?

From GODZILLA, AND POSSIBLY EVANGELION, COMING TO CITY SHROUDED IN SHADOW

Dreamweaver: But pee in a bottle, in case you get thristy.

No one said living without Disqus is easy.

From MINECRAFT: STORY MODE EPISODE 5 RELEASING MARCH 29


Dreamweaver: Confirmed: all a part of Minecraft's plan!

From HITMAN ADDS CONTRACTS AS ELUSIVE TARGETS ARE PUSHED INTO APRIL


Dreamweaver: Dammit bigboss0110, WHAT'S THE ANSWER!?

From MARIN FROM LINK'S AWAKENING CONFIRMED FOR HYRULE WARRIORS


Dreamweaver: There's that damn echo again.

From REVIEW: DEAD OR ALIVE XTREME 3: FORTUNE


Dreamweaver: Don't give Donald Trump any ideas!

He has money, he could make that happen!

And that's it for this edition, folks! As I mentioned before, I'm going to try to finally get caught up on Comments of the Week, so hopefully you'll see it posted later today. But for that to happen, you all need to get the fuck out of this blog post!

Move it! I'm talking to YOU, fat ass!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili


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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009



Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P


Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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