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Comments of the Week - "What the what!?" edition


Welcome back to Comments of the Week, folks! If you're just tuning in, what took you so long? This is a weekly segment where yours truly gathers up all the funny things the community had said to compile them in one convenient spot. Whether you've been out and about, or simply want to relive some of last week's best moments, then this is for you. Comments are always placed within three easy categories:

TRUTH: I cannot tell a lie.

LOL: Damn, do I look fly.

WUT?: You're gonna need to tip me to know what I'm wearing. :3

If you missed last week's edition, I don't blame you. Splatoon did drop last week, and I bet many of y'all were playing it so much, you'd think you were "Splatooning" yourselves. Anyway, here's the link, just wash your hands first. To get rid of the ink. Gosh, y'all perverts.

From Here's roughly 10 minutes of Fire Emblem if gameplay

Dreamweaver: ...I'd still hit it.

From Chibi Robo gets a 2D action platformer on 3DS and an amiibo

Dreamweaver: As someone who legitimately wanted the triple pack to actually use for the in-game stuff, I share this sentiment exactly.

From Dragon Quest VIII is looking good on the 3DS

Dreamweaver: I'm hoping the two comments aren't related.

From Cobra Club made me think intelligently about dick security

Dreamweaver: One of every three people is a Dtoider at heart.

From Sony remastering its 2010 E3 press conference for 2015

Dreamweaver: But E3 remastered is supposed to be the best version of E3! What a half-ass port!

From Katamari designer's new game Wattam is all warm and fuzzy

Dreamweaver: I say the same thing when I watch donkey shows.

From The Nintendo World Championships will have The Legend of Zelda

Dreamweaver: They bring that old thing back.

From Activision confirms Skylanders SuperChargers, coming this year

Dreamweaver: Now how will Nintendo make money!?

From Creator blames Konami for end of popular 27-year-old series

Dreamweaver: Konami employees are obviously oblivious.

From Hitman: Sniper opens fire on iOS, Android today

Dreamweaver: Square Enix sounds like this hooker I know who's really bent on taking me home. She seems pretty nice though.

From Jigglypuff punching Mario straight in the dick

Dreamweaver: Bowser? Mo' like OWser!


I apologize.

From Latest NBA 2K16 news is everything that is wrong with the NBA 2K series

Dreamweaver: I'd rather EA not charge money for my rescue.

From Did NewEgg just leak Windows 10 pricing and release date?

Dreamweaver: Computer jokes only nerds will get.

From Nintendo NX might be running on Android

Dreamweaver: Hey, that was an important day in internet history!

Dreamweaver: I can. BOO!

From CD Projekt Red provides huge patch note dump for Witcher 3

Dreamweaver: I prefer melons over lemons anyway. We're talking about boobs, right?

Dreamweaver: No one said being a Witcher was easy!

From Dragon Age Inquisition lead: more story DLC on the way

Dreamweaver: Nathan D sounds like he'd be on top.

From New Rise of the Tomb Raider trailer shows off highly unsafe climbing practices

Dreamweaver: I don't know about you, but I'm not sure I wanna head in the same direction a skeleton's pointing at.

From Tanya in Mortal Kombat X has my favorite Fatality yet

Dreamweaver: New Yorkers, man, always in a hurry.

From Steam now offers full refunds for any reason

Dreamweaver: He comes with his own parachutes!

Dreamweaver: Plot twist: he wasn't wearing any.

From That white Xbox One Master Chief bundle's available now

Dreamweaver: My controllers are white. They weren't when I bought them.

From Square Enix assures fans that Lighting Returns is still coming to PC

Dreamweaver: I'd be angry if I didn't have my face in her crotch, too.

From A Witcher GIF that'll make you lose your mind

Dreamweaver: He clearly cut his neck in half.

Dreamweaver: I got a little dsylexic at Dr. Mel's comment and thought it said MILF. I read it again and now I'm disappointed, especially when Occams promised I could be king of Fuck Mountain.

From Expensive dick moderation helped kill the last LEGO MMO

Dreamweaver: How the hell did no one reply "IT'S NOT A TUMOR!"?

From Lucas will make his debut in Super Smash Bros. on June 14

Dreamweaver: Son of a squid!

From KK Slider coming to Smash Bros. in costume form

Dreamweaver: I usually absorb their cum.

From Sexy Perro: Is our site busted for you in any way?

Dreamweaver: And now I have Perro's powers.

Dreamweaver: Who will then demand that you show him what the problem is.

From Review: Shooter

Dreamweaver: This is what happens when you remove instruction manuals.

Dreamweaver: Schrodinger's Score.

From Nude, nippleless boy in the official Splatoon manga

Dreamweaver: And I thought mine looked funny.

From Stonehearth is out now on Steam Early Access

Dreamweaver: But then it gets in your eyes... wait, what were we talking about?

From Contest: Win an Enhance GX-M1 Gaming Mouse!

Dreamweaver: He also needs to use a weed wacker.

Dreamweaver: Best comment this week, hands down... my pants.

From PSN accidentally leaks Uncharted: Nathan Drake Collection

Dreamweaver: ...Are we talking about the gun or the penis?

From All Mojang staff were offered $300K not to leave company

Dreamweaver: I got on the ground and put a "Slim Jim" in my mouth for $10 once, too.

Dreamweaver: Gutter? I hardly know her!

From Batman: Arkham Knight clocks in at 45GB

Dreamweaver: Why would I want a girl when I can have all the waifus I could want?

From NBA 2K16's main character is named Frequency Vibrations

Dreamweaver: On the bright side, "a lot" isn't "ALL the time"!

Dreamweaver: What's the difference between radioactive Charles Barkley and regular one?

From Amazon confirms Microsoft's poorly-kept E3 surprises

Dreamweaver: Obama dropped the bom-ba!

From Wander on PS4 and PC is horribly broken

Dreamweaver: What if that's what Konami's been doing all along, so we'd all be forced to play PACHINKO for our kicks!?

Well, that's all for this edition, folks! Hopefully we'll meet again next week, so stay funny until then, and maybe you can be featured next!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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