Welcome back to Comments of the Week, folks! If you're just tuning in, what took you so long? This is a weekly segment where yours truly gathers up all the funny things the community had said to compile them in one convenient spot. Whether you've been out and about, or simply want to relive some of last week's best moments, then this is for you. Comments are always placed within three easy categories:
TRUTH: I cannot tell a lie.
LOL: Damn, do I look fly.
WUT?: You're gonna need to tip me to know what I'm wearing. :3
If you missed last week's edition, I don't blame you. Splatoon did drop last week, and I bet many of y'all were playing it so much, you'd think you were "Splatooning" yourselves. Anyway, here's the link, just wash your hands first. To get rid of the ink. Gosh, y'all perverts.
Dreamweaver: ...I'd still hit it.
Dreamweaver: As someone who legitimately wanted the triple pack to actually use for the in-game stuff, I share this sentiment exactly.
Dreamweaver: I'm hoping the two comments aren't related.
Dreamweaver: One of every three people is a Dtoider at heart.
Dreamweaver: But E3 remastered is supposed to be the best version of E3! What a half-ass port!
Dreamweaver: I say the same thing when I watch donkey shows.
Dreamweaver: They bring that old thing back.
Dreamweaver: Now how will Nintendo make money!?
Dreamweaver: Konami employees are obviously oblivious.
Dreamweaver: Square Enix sounds like this hooker I know who's really bent on taking me home. She seems pretty nice though.
Dreamweaver: Bowser? Mo' like OWser!
Dreamweaver: I'd rather EA not charge money for my rescue.
Dreamweaver: Computer jokes only nerds will get.
Dreamweaver: Hey, that was an important day in internet history!
Dreamweaver: I can. BOO!
Dreamweaver: I prefer melons over lemons anyway. We're talking about boobs, right?
Dreamweaver: No one said being a Witcher was easy!
Dreamweaver: Nathan D sounds like he'd be on top.
Dreamweaver: I don't know about you, but I'm not sure I wanna head in the same direction a skeleton's pointing at.
Dreamweaver: New Yorkers, man, always in a hurry.
Dreamweaver: He comes with his own parachutes!
Dreamweaver: Plot twist: he wasn't wearing any.
Dreamweaver: My controllers are white. They weren't when I bought them.
Dreamweaver: I'd be angry if I didn't have my face in her crotch, too.
Dreamweaver: He clearly cut his neck in half.
Dreamweaver: I got a little dsylexic at Dr. Mel's comment and thought it said MILF. I read it again and now I'm disappointed, especially when Occams promised I could be king of Fuck Mountain.
Dreamweaver: How the hell did no one reply "IT'S NOT A TUMOR!"?
Dreamweaver: Son of a squid!
Dreamweaver: I usually absorb their cum.
Dreamweaver: And now I have Perro's powers.
Dreamweaver: Who will then demand that you show him what the problem is.
From Review: Shooter
Dreamweaver: This is what happens when you remove instruction manuals.
Dreamweaver: Schrodinger's Score.
Dreamweaver: And I thought mine looked funny.
Dreamweaver: But then it gets in your eyes... wait, what were we talking about?
Dreamweaver: He also needs to use a weed wacker.
Dreamweaver: Best comment this week, hands down... my pants.
Dreamweaver: ...Are we talking about the gun or the penis?
Dreamweaver: I got on the ground and put a "Slim Jim" in my mouth for $10 once, too.
Dreamweaver: Gutter? I hardly know her!
Dreamweaver: Why would I want a girl when I can have all the waifus I could want?
Dreamweaver: On the bright side, "a lot" isn't "ALL the time"!
Dreamweaver: What's the difference between radioactive Charles Barkley and regular one?
Dreamweaver: Obama dropped the bom-ba!
Dreamweaver: What if that's what Konami's been doing all along, so we'd all be forced to play PACHINKO for our kicks!?
Well, that's all for this edition, folks! Hopefully we'll meet again next week, so stay funny until then, and maybe you can be featured next!