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Comments of the Week - What's going on over there?


Welcome back to 26th edition of the second generation of Comments of the Week! As you already know, this is where I compile comments from community members to showcase some of the best things them wacky Dtoiders have to say for themselves. So whether you've been out and about and need to catch up, or simply want to relive the fun moments once more, then this is for you. As always, comments are placed into three categories:

TRUTH: snakes are cold-blooded.

LOL: because they'll eat you alive and slowly digest you while you sit inside melting into a puddle of goo.

WUT?: but you'll still have time for one last fap so might as well, right?

If you missed last week's edition because it was doing things in the dark -- naughty things at that -- then you can check it out over here, away from the cool kids who kept up all this time.

Wait... 26th edition? Does that mean-

Why yes, it does, person asking that conveniently segueway-able question! That means yours truly has been keeping up with Comments of the Week for 26 weeks. That's half a year, which means this baby's six months old! Geez, they go through clothes so quick.

From Five Nights at Freddy's 4 coming August 8, free content update on October 31

Dreamweaver: The less you know, the dumber you are.

From Suffer through economic recession in indie RPG Family Man

Dreamweaver: But here, you can get a high score!

From Jade Raymond joins EA to open new studio

Dreamweaver: Like every other pretty woman who would not sleep with me, I may or may not have tried looking up porn of Jade Raymond.

From Phantasy Star Online is getting an anime series

Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, I say!

From Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 trailer darkslides a powerline

Dreamweaver: Why would you order it again after #DarkSliders1?

From PixelJunk musician's game evokes EarthBound

Dreamweaver: He looks like that all the time, too.

From Nintendo pulls browser-based GBA emulator

Dreamweaver: Ouya, there it is.

From This War of Mine now available on Android and iOS tablets

Dreamweaver: Uh... yeah, that's, er, that why I cry in public! Sure, let's go with that!

From The Flock will be removed from sale if players die too much

Dreamweaver: Diabolical. Why didn't I think of that?

Dreamweaver: Good thing wireless controllers were invented.

Dreamweaver: You gotta admit, the novelty is pretty interesting.

From Rust soft launches female avatars, 'you never had a choice'

Dreamweaver: Don't remind me, I gotta deal with my ugly mug and tiny penis everyday.

Dreamweaver: So, when I put my penis in, I'm docking them at the same time? I knew girls were amazing.

From Assassin's Creed: Syndicate looks a little empty

Dreamweaver: But what if your vision's naturally blurry?

From Konami removes all Kojima branding from MGSV: Phantom Pain cover

Dreamweaver: Challenge accepted!

From What do you think of these Warcraft movie posters?

Dreamweaver: That poor sandwich.

Dreamweaver: Be honest, who'd still pork that orc?

Dreamweaver: Bad means good, by the way.

From Ahh, so that's how you're supposed to play Dishonored

Dreamweaver: He's not the only one who thinks that.

From Five Nights at Freddy's 4 trailer brings the horror home

Dreamweaver: Thanks, Obama!

From You can now pay for RuneFest using virtual currency

Dreamweaver: YOU HAD ONE JOB, LAURA (besides butts)!

From Here are the top gaming deals with Amazon UK Prime Day

Dreamweaver: When will we switch to that metric system?

From Angry Birds 2 is happening, whether you like it or not

Dreamweaver: I say the same thing when I masturbate.

From Nintendo finally reaches out to its core audience with appearance on Cake Wars

Dreamweaver: His gloves are white though. What flushes down the toilet that's whit- Oh...

Dreamweaver: Because my goddess wanted them that way so she could fuck the roof of my house. Not "off," I mean literally fucking the roof.

From EVO attendee steals PS Vita dev kit from Atlus

Dreamweaver: He is right, but thieving is wrong. Unless you steal from babies.

From Man creates robot to automate 3DS StreetPass so he can eat a sandwich

Dreamweaver: Let's invent a robot to do that for us.

From Hold on, that's what BioShock's protagonist looks like?!

Dreamweaver: I never played BioShock, but hitting people with water bottles is 54% funny.

From Upcoming PhysX update introduces state of the art dick physics (Fauxclusive)

Dreamweaver: Use the fap, Gajknight. Use it.

From Watch day two of EVO 2015 right here

Dreamweaver: I'm not afraid to get an erection in public, too! It's just... naturally not big enough for anyone to notice. :(

From This custom 'Pikaboy' Game Boy Color is amazing

Dreamweaver: Don't answer that.

From Hail to the Chief: Halo moves past 65 million series sales

Dreamweaver: Boobs have spider eggs in them? Don't worry women of the world, I will save you all by squeezing them! Do not resist my help!

From Guitar Hero Live adds more of those rock songs whippersnappers like

Dreamweaver: The horror.

From Did they think an open Twitter Q&A for Randy Pitchford would go well?

Dreamweaver: Ask him if he's telling the truth.

Dreamweaver: That French-Canadian bastard, right there.

From Hey, did anyone ever figure out this bizarre PS2 ad?

Dreamweaver: Now there's two one-eyed monsters.

From It's possible to play Doom inside of Doom

Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST.

From Mario, Luigi, and Wario invade the Tour de France

Dreamweaver: The joke was, there was never a first time. He would've remembered otherwise; no one forgets their first.

From Study: Men who suck at Halo are more likely to treat women poorly online

Dreamweaver: You eat her BEFORE sticking it in? Amateur. That's like eating a jelly-less donut.

Dreamweaver: Yeah, that's how all the pros do it.

Alright, everybody, that's it for this week! I hope you enjoyed yourselves enough -- I saw you masturbating! -- and leave your favorite comments down below. Think I missed something? Well, post it for the others to see!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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