Welcome back to 26th edition of the second generation of Comments of the Week! As you already know, this is where I compile comments from community members to showcase some of the best things them wacky Dtoiders have to say for themselves. So whether you've been out and about and need to catch up, or simply want to relive the fun moments once more, then this is for you. As always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH: snakes are cold-blooded.
LOL: because they'll eat you alive and slowly digest you while you sit inside melting into a puddle of goo.
WUT?: but you'll still have time for one last fap so might as well, right?
If you missed last week's edition because it was doing things in the dark -- naughty things at that -- then you can check it out over here, away from the cool kids who kept up all this time.
Wait... 26th edition? Does that mean-
Why yes, it does, person asking that conveniently segueway-able question! That means yours truly has been keeping up with Comments of the Week for 26 weeks. That's half a year, which means this baby's six months old! Geez, they go through clothes so quick.
Dreamweaver: The less you know, the dumber you are.
Dreamweaver: But here, you can get a high score!
Dreamweaver: Like every other pretty woman who would not sleep with me, I may or may not have tried looking up porn of Jade Raymond.
Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, I say!
Dreamweaver: Why would you order it again after #DarkSliders1?
Dreamweaver: He looks like that all the time, too.
Dreamweaver: Ouya, there it is.
Dreamweaver: Uh... yeah, that's, er, that why I cry in public! Sure, let's go with that!
Dreamweaver: Diabolical. Why didn't I think of that?
Dreamweaver: Good thing wireless controllers were invented.
Dreamweaver: You gotta admit, the novelty is pretty interesting.
Dreamweaver: Don't remind me, I gotta deal with my ugly mug and tiny penis everyday.
Dreamweaver: So, when I put my penis in, I'm docking them at the same time? I knew girls were amazing.
Dreamweaver: But what if your vision's naturally blurry?
Dreamweaver: Challenge accepted!
Dreamweaver: That poor sandwich.
Dreamweaver: Be honest, who'd still pork that orc?
Dreamweaver: Bad means good, by the way.
Dreamweaver: He's not the only one who thinks that.
Dreamweaver: Thanks, Obama!
Dreamweaver: YOU HAD ONE JOB, LAURA (besides butts)!
Dreamweaver: When will we switch to that metric system?
Dreamweaver: I say the same thing when I masturbate.
Dreamweaver: His gloves are white though. What flushes down the toilet that's whit- Oh...
Dreamweaver: Because my goddess wanted them that way so she could fuck the roof of my house. Not "off," I mean literally fucking the roof.
Dreamweaver: He is right, but thieving is wrong. Unless you steal from babies.
Dreamweaver: Let's invent a robot to do that for us.
Dreamweaver: I never played BioShock, but hitting people with water bottles is 54% funny.
Dreamweaver: Use the fap, Gajknight. Use it.
Dreamweaver: I'm not afraid to get an erection in public, too! It's just... naturally not big enough for anyone to notice. :(
Dreamweaver: Don't answer that.
Dreamweaver: Boobs have spider eggs in them? Don't worry women of the world, I will save you all by squeezing them! Do not resist my help!
Dreamweaver: The horror.
Dreamweaver: Ask him if he's telling the truth.
Dreamweaver: That French-Canadian bastard, right there.
Dreamweaver: Now there's two one-eyed monsters.
Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST.
Dreamweaver: The joke was, there was never a first time. He would've remembered otherwise; no one forgets their first.
Dreamweaver: You eat her BEFORE sticking it in? Amateur. That's like eating a jelly-less donut.
Dreamweaver: Yeah, that's how all the pros do it.
Alright, everybody, that's it for this week! I hope you enjoyed yourselves enough -- I saw you masturbating! -- and leave your favorite comments down below. Think I missed something? Well, post it for the others to see!