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Comments of the Week - Trick or Treat edition


Why hello there, friends. Oh no, please, don't mind me, I'm just throwing away the skeletons left on my yard. You'd be surprised how many people think these are fake.

Welcome back to another round of Comments of the Week, hosted by yours truly. This is where you can see all of the funny comments that's been said by community members such as yourselves, all in one place. So whether you've been out Trick-or-Treating, or simply need something to read because those damn kids stole your morning paper for giving them raisins (seriously, who the hell does either of those things?), then this is for you. As always, you can expect comments to fall into three categories:

TRUTH: In medieval Europe, it's said that hearing an owl's call means someone's about to die.

LOL: Wait, who is doing this?


Oh my, is that a large bag of candy sitting on your lap, or are you just happy to see me? Oh, it's a bag of candy? Well, surely you don't intend to eat the whole thing without something to drink, do you? This has been sitting in my fridge for about a week, but I'm sure it's still good. Here, why don't you have a sip?


Nope, it turns out the poison's still potent. Oh well. It's time for me to have a taste test... of your CANDY. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH!


From Konami's new Bomberman is for smartphones

Dreamweaver: What does Yoda know anyway?

From You'll be able to pre-load Fallout 4 on all platforms

Dreamweaver: But that's like half the game right there!

Dreamweaver: But I wanted to Miiverse the water!

From Assassin's Creed Syndicate had the worst UK launch in series history

Dreamweaver: Confirmed: even people in London knows that London sucks.

From Here's the newest trailer for PlayStation VR's RIGS Mechanized Combat League

Dreamweaver: I want that to happen just so I can laugh at people using it behind their backs like a coward.

From John Carpenter didn't sue Hideo Kojima because 'he's a nice guy'

Dreamweaver: Hey, we need someone to help lower the bar for us.

From Don't worry, Nintendo Directs are still a thing, one coming this year

Dreamweaver: I've seen enough netorare hentais to know there's no point getting married with hunks like him around.

From Koei Tecmo is localizing Gust's dark new RPG

Dreamweaver: Where'd he go? I say, I say, where'd he go?

From What special in-game events are happening this Halloween?

Dreamweaver: I can confirm, he did use the word "spoopy."

From Digital Foundry on Arkham Knight PC: 'No improvements from interim patch in September'

Dreamweaver: Warner Bros sound like a group of no-good misfits already.

Dreamweaver: People can fap more than once at a time?


From A cancelled Darth Maul game from a few years ago might still happen

Dreamweaver: They would, but they're dead.

From Review: The Park

Dreamweaver: In my opinion, people who do "wine tastings" are missing the point of drinking wine.

From Sega is apparently looking into re-releasing the first two Shenmue games

Dreamweaver: Next time, make sure to hit the "question mark" key instead of the "period."

From Do you prefer Sonic Adventure 1 or 2?

Dreamweaver: They'll make beautiful Sonic fan art together.

From Yep, Tekken 7 is headed to consoles

Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Captain!

From Let's stop pretending Halo 5's gameplay matters

Dreamweaver: I got a stick with white cheese that landed me in jail as well.

From November's Games with Gold lineup disappoints

Dreamweaver: I'm sure it's because he's still trying to wrap his head around the concept of mail having voices outside TV shows.

From $20 Hardline and Dragon Age: Inquisition in Origin Halloween sale

Dreamweaver: ...I think he called my wife a whale. UP YOURS, BUDDY!

From Nintendo's first mobile app is Miitomo

Dreamweaver: He plans to make friends with his special brand of handmade bonding adhesive.

From Microsoft keeps insisting Kinect is the bee's knees, cuts price by $50

Dreamweaver: So what does the Kinect think when they see you two kissing?

Dreamweaver: Don't just barge in private conversations taking place in a public forum.

From Marathon gamers are 25% more likely to consider sleeping with a serial killer

Dreamweaver: He rigs the game so a hand always land on green. And sometimes feet when he's feeling extra kinky.

Dreamweaver: Can I have the other 75%?

From Halo boss: Cortana 'not really nude,' appears without clothes to 'attract and demand attention'

Dreamweaver: I don't know what it demands, but I'm willing to do whatever it wants.


From Review: Halo 5: Guardians

Dreamweaver: I'd watch that "Where are they now?" special!

From Please vote for 'appear offline' in Sony's new PS4 feature poll

Dreamweaver: He'd tell you, but then he'd have to kill you.

From No, No Man's Sky ain't coming out tomorrow

Dreamweaver: I keep looking for the game but I can't find it. DESTRUCTOID LIED TO ME!

Dreamweaver: What does that give you?

Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST.

From Street Fighter V gets a release date, Dhalsim joins the fray

Dreamweaver: ...You think she's single? What am I saying, of course she isn't. Not with a feature like that.

From Review: Assault Android Cactus

Dreamweaver: I always wondered what you were supposed to do with frog legs. Now I know.

Now I know.

From Nintendo announces a new account system and rewards program

Dreamweaver: I mean, it's not like it's filled with Panda Express's deliciously crispy orange chicken best served over their fluffy white rice.

*Totally not sponsored by Panda Express

From Respawn: 'Next year is going to be a very big year for Titanfall'

Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST.

No, seriously, his wife's a flexible slut. Her "spread eagle" was more of a pretzel.

From If a Small Soldiers situation ever happened, this massive Zero would be terrifying

Dreamweaver: You mean he spilled his small soldiers?

From Halo devs will 'talk about' split-screen co-op for the next game

Dreamweaver: Let porn control your life instead. With enough training, you CAN move an ice cream truck with your bare hands for when you eventually discover time travel.

From Xenoblade Chronicles X localizations to have less skimpy outfits

Dreamweaver: Can't beat those prices!

Dreamweaver: As do I, Zen. As do I.

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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