Why hello there, friends. Oh no, please, don't mind me, I'm just throwing away the skeletons left on my yard. You'd be surprised how many people think these are fake.
Welcome back to another round of Comments of the Week, hosted by yours truly. This is where you can see all of the funny comments that's been said by community members such as yourselves, all in one place. So whether you've been out Trick-or-Treating, or simply need something to read because those damn kids stole your morning paper for giving them raisins (seriously, who the hell does either of those things?), then this is for you. As always, you can expect comments to fall into three categories:
TRUTH: In medieval Europe, it's said that hearing an owl's call means someone's about to die.
LOL: Wait, who is doing this?
Oh my, is that a large bag of candy sitting on your lap, or are you just happy to see me? Oh, it's a bag of candy? Well, surely you don't intend to eat the whole thing without something to drink, do you? This has been sitting in my fridge for about a week, but I'm sure it's still good. Here, why don't you have a sip?
Nope, it turns out the poison's still potent. Oh well. It's time for me to have a taste test... of your CANDY. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Dreamweaver: What does Yoda know anyway?
Dreamweaver: But that's like half the game right there!
Dreamweaver: But I wanted to Miiverse the water!
Dreamweaver: Confirmed: even people in London knows that London sucks.
Dreamweaver: I want that to happen just so I can laugh at people using it behind their backs like a coward.
Dreamweaver: Hey, we need someone to help lower the bar for us.
Dreamweaver: I've seen enough netorare hentais to know there's no point getting married with hunks like him around.
Dreamweaver: Where'd he go? I say, I say, where'd he go?
Dreamweaver: I can confirm, he did use the word "spoopy."
Dreamweaver: Warner Bros sound like a group of no-good misfits already.
Dreamweaver: People can fap more than once at a time?
Dreamweaver: They would, but they're dead.
From Review: The Park
Dreamweaver: In my opinion, people who do "wine tastings" are missing the point of drinking wine.
Dreamweaver: Next time, make sure to hit the "question mark" key instead of the "period."
Dreamweaver: They'll make beautiful Sonic fan art together.
Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Captain!
Dreamweaver: I got a stick with white cheese that landed me in jail as well.
Dreamweaver: I'm sure it's because he's still trying to wrap his head around the concept of mail having voices outside TV shows.
Dreamweaver: ...I think he called my wife a whale. UP YOURS, BUDDY!
Dreamweaver: He plans to make friends with his special brand of handmade bonding adhesive.
Dreamweaver: So what does the Kinect think when they see you two kissing?
Dreamweaver: Don't just barge in private conversations taking place in a public forum.
Dreamweaver: He rigs the game so a hand always land on green. And sometimes feet when he's feeling extra kinky.
Dreamweaver: Can I have the other 75%?
Dreamweaver: I don't know what it demands, but I'm willing to do whatever it wants.
Dreamweaver: I'd watch that "Where are they now?" special!
Dreamweaver: He'd tell you, but then he'd have to kill you.
Dreamweaver: I keep looking for the game but I can't find it. DESTRUCTOID LIED TO ME!
Dreamweaver: What does that give you?
Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST.
Dreamweaver: ...You think she's single? What am I saying, of course she isn't. Not with a feature like that.
Dreamweaver: I always wondered what you were supposed to do with frog legs. Now I know.
Now I know.
Dreamweaver: I mean, it's not like it's filled with Panda Express's deliciously crispy orange chicken best served over their fluffy white rice.
*Totally not sponsored by Panda Express
Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST.
No, seriously, his wife's a flexible slut. Her "spread eagle" was more of a pretzel.
Dreamweaver: You mean he spilled his small soldiers?
Dreamweaver: Let porn control your life instead. With enough training, you CAN move an ice cream truck with your bare hands for when you eventually discover time travel.
Dreamweaver: Can't beat those prices!
Dreamweaver: As do I, Zen. As do I.